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The Shoplifter
I actually witnessed this and did this to a shoplifter today that was stealing DVDs.
Baggy pants dumbshit actually tried to penguin run away with his pants sagging down. He was caught with a dozen DVDs. And yes I sang Pants on the ground as they picked him up, he swore a blue streak at me too!
Ghetto-boy got busted!!
Baggy pants dumbshit actually tried to penguin run away with his pants sagging down. He was caught with a dozen DVDs. And yes I sang Pants on the ground as they picked him up, he swore a blue streak at me too!
Ghetto-boy got busted!!
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you ever seen someone try to fight with their pants like that? its comedic! If a fat ass like myslef can out move you, you think you would learn, but they only care about looking cool, not practicallity. *rolls eyes*
Yes, I have been in a fight with someone who did this (twice) ended very quickly cause they kept stumbling and fixing their pants.
Yes, I have been in a fight with someone who did this (twice) ended very quickly cause they kept stumbling and fixing their pants.
Reminds me of something I saw a few months back at my local library. Some criminal mastermind was trying to steal DVDs out of the cases -- right in front of the clerks.
They stop him.
Then he tries it again, the exact same way.
They stop him a second time. They demand to know why he's doing this, and he says in this rather distracted sounding voice: "Because I, like, want them."
"Then rent them, they're only a dollar for a week."
"I, like, don't want to. Now let me take them."
It finally ended when an off-duty US Marshall made Luthor Lad wait for the cops to show up -- and emptied every single pocket he had. He was trying to steal over 50 DVDs! Idiot.
They stop him.
Then he tries it again, the exact same way.
They stop him a second time. They demand to know why he's doing this, and he says in this rather distracted sounding voice: "Because I, like, want them."
"Then rent them, they're only a dollar for a week."
"I, like, don't want to. Now let me take them."
It finally ended when an off-duty US Marshall made Luthor Lad wait for the cops to show up -- and emptied every single pocket he had. He was trying to steal over 50 DVDs! Idiot.
I still think the funniest thing I've seen here in St. Louis is where a cop saw it, and did a series of "here let me help you with that" and gave one guy a mega wedgie and another by just pulling his pants down the rest of the way.
Its bad enough here that a woman actually came out with a good idea that has the pants worn normally, but still looks like its hanging
so many lists of things I could say more but like... yea, not going to open that can o worms
Its bad enough here that a woman actually came out with a good idea that has the pants worn normally, but still looks like its hanging
so many lists of things I could say more but like... yea, not going to open that can o worms
I have a fail story about a sucessful thief...
I work in a charity store, I maintain the video library there which is almost all VHS tapes.
A while back, someone took the trouble to take some tapes out of their boxes, presumably to steal them.
Remember VCRs? Just how big those tapes are? Four went missing one week, four of the things.
Whats really stupid though is that the store sells them at £1 for 5 videos, so he stole about 75 pence worth of videos which must have been pretty uncomfortable to hide about his person. And from a charity store too, which is just low.
Its funny now though to think of the thief waddling out, pants low, due to the weight of the tapes!
I work in a charity store, I maintain the video library there which is almost all VHS tapes.
A while back, someone took the trouble to take some tapes out of their boxes, presumably to steal them.
Remember VCRs? Just how big those tapes are? Four went missing one week, four of the things.
Whats really stupid though is that the store sells them at £1 for 5 videos, so he stole about 75 pence worth of videos which must have been pretty uncomfortable to hide about his person. And from a charity store too, which is just low.
Its funny now though to think of the thief waddling out, pants low, due to the weight of the tapes!
A friend of mine worked at a bookstore as a clerk, and they noticed that large, full-of-picture nature/culture albums (the ones that are worth the most) are getting stolen a lot. So, they watched more carefully, and caught the thief - who was, a guy dressed in an elegant and expensive suit and generally looking as a businessman, using his briefcase to smuggle the books out. No-one would have suspected a rich guy stealing, yes? (My friend's boss, instead of reporting to the police and doing paperwork, took the guy into the closet, had a "talk" with him and promised he'll get more if they ever see him again... That seem to have worked.)
Baggy pants, skyscraper shoes (don't know the english word for them, you know, the kind of women's shoes that have about 10 cm thick soles), short shirts that show the top of girl's (often fat) ass... It's amazing what kind of stupid, impractical clothes fashion makes people wear. I often laugh at the baggy-pants wannabee gangstas in Hungary (made even more ridiculous considering they are not african-american but mostly white guys dressed like gangstas) , of course, only from a safe distance.
Oh yeah, platform shoes! Thanks for reminding me. We in Hungary call them Hoof-shoes. Saw a girl almost break her legs in those things. Sillies...
Yeah, the bling is another thing. Though in my country, these kiddies usually don't wear them - bling is worn by gym-going, bald muscles-for-brains.
Yeah, the bling is another thing. Though in my country, these kiddies usually don't wear them - bling is worn by gym-going, bald muscles-for-brains.
YES!!! I'm glad someone with he intelligence to wear their pants that low, actually helped in hindering their own 'badness' with their bad lifestyle choices. lets hope he learns: 1. to stop being an idiot, 2. work to buy a belt, 3. actually /USE/ the belt for keeping his pants up.
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