Haters gunna hate
The Dullmont clan angry with the fact
Blackula is the king of Funk
are on a never ending quest to slay the entity of funk
in order to claim his magical funkdelic essence

Equipped with
Magical Whip tape-measurer
Protractor axes
Pencils sharpened to knife like points
and the ever burning elixir of dew of mountains, their blasted holy water

They travel the country side breaking Blackula's disco balls
and taking his money and valentines cards