Name: Comedy Gold

Species: Allohyaena Kadici

Age: 69

Likes: Puns, Fart jokes, Being silly, Dancing, Memes, Making people laugh, Having a good time, Rhythm games, Music video games, Teasing, Retrogaming, Cartoons

Dislikes: Bossy people, Toxicity, Offensiveness, Fascists, Dark humor, Internet trolls, Scams, Jumpscares, Creepypasta, Hate crimes

Favorite Food: Wonka Gummies

Occupation: Comedian

Birthplace: New York, USA

Body Type: Fat

Weapon: Magic Hat

Title: Comedic Crusader

Fursonal Quote: “Guess what's under my hat? Go on, guess.”

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Mr. H: "HAPPY HYENA DAY! FUCK YEAH! YEEEEEEENS! WHOOP-WHOOOOOOP! Hahahahaha! Man, I love this national holiday! And what's even better is that we got a new challenger joining us! If you love a man who is funny and silly or is just straight-up a comedian, then THIS is the guy for you! From downtown New York, put your hands together fooooor...Comedy Gold! Not gonna lie, this dude... looks pretty cute for an oldie. And for a comedian, he sure got a whoooooole lotta ass in that suit. Guess you say he's the..."butt of the joke". Ahahahahaha. Now, what's interesting about this granddaddy yeen is that there are some jokes he can take that ARE funny, yet there are some that aren't. In fact, Comedy Gold isn't fond of dark humor because they don't seem pretty funny to him in his opinion. Although, he does love himself some fart jokes. Hell, don't even get me started with his "pull my hat" prank. Wouldn't be a surprise if he's actually lowkey into farting. Hehe. Now, on the battlefield, Comedy Gold is...no joke. And I mean literally. As you can see, Comedy Gold wields a magical bladed hat that he uses to slash his enemies. However, the REAL question is...what exactly IS in his hat? I'll tell you what it is......TRAPS! Nothing but traps in his hat. I'm talking flamethrower, tornado, ice storm, fireworks, bear traps, geysers, lightning, sticks of dynamite, boxing glove surprises, and...there's a werehyena in his hat? Huh. That hat really IS magical."