*sits in the parking lot with a pair of wire cutters ready to cut their break lines :3*

Already slashed their tires ;D

\o/

If I came to your store I would be the BEST CUSTOMER EVAR. PROMIS.

Also, awesome expressions and comic! MORE! I love that bitchy mc bitchface the woman has in the very first panel.

Haha, thanks, Wolfy! I don't doubt that your manners would be impeccable

And yesss you wouldn't believe how many of them have stereotypical, almost Disney-ish snooty faces! So entitled ohoho

8( I love to take care of the people that make my food. I try to get a little cake for the people in my Walmart McDonalds each Christmas. XD It's a big joke now how I ALWAYS get the same thing. So I get my order piped onto the caek.

CAEK FOR SAMMY.

and UGH 8[ you are a lot stronger than me. I couldn't put up with that.

Haha aweee, well that's really nice of you! I'm sure they def appreciate that :P I know I would!

And don't get me wrong, there are plenty of nice customers, too, but the many who act entitled/snobby definitely stick in your mind better, unfortunately.

Interesting relations. xd

Only the best customer service ;o

Wow. I can relate to this. I work at a pizza place and people somehow think that yelling at me over the phone makes them so incredibly intelligent. Newsflash folks! People yell at the unfortunate pizza grunt every other day, your thoughts about the state of his birth are not original. XD Great pic by the way I enjoy how your character's exspression stays almost constant throughout the whole ordeal.

MANNN why do people think they it's okay to treat customer service workers like shit? I mean COME ON. We're getting your salad/pizza/food for you. She a little respect. You know your life must suck if you have to take your shitty day/life out on some employee that doesn't give a fuck.

And thank you! It was such a relief to draw this out xD

STORY OF MY LIIIIFE. Woiw gee I sure do love foodservice! Where do you work, anyway? :O

Isn't it great?

And I'm going to keep my place of employment anonymous, sorry :/

ohi good lord XD I feel your pain dude. last night at McD's we got ONE person in drive through, all they wanted was a cone. we got her the cone, then another worker came running down towards us at full speed to grab a flyer with the specials on it, and went charging back to his station, and we all laughed at him, and the chick in the drive through thought we were laughing at her and got all pissy and complained to the manager. luckily our manager that day is the awesome one. stupid people and their lack of a brain and manners. =3=

That's so retarded :[ People complain about everything under the sun pshhhh

I know. she couldn't have just driven off with her damn cone. AND I got yelled at when I was learning how to take orders at the drive through when other drive through workers were doing my job same time I was trying to AND a manager was trying to talk to me while people were giving orders and it was impossible for me to actually do my job because of all that. people UGH.

i know how it is.
im a waitress irl (lol) and i deal with this quite often.


god FORBID you forget the salad dressing

I know how that goes, too :/ I was a busser before working at the grocery store.

It's like.. shame on you if you don't check on peoples' tables enough, and double shame if you check too often. YOU SHOULD JUST KNOW.

TRAILER TRASH POSSUM LADY

Oh man, this is awesome. HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE MY CHEESE SLICED 1/20THS OF AN INCH THICK

I am super jelly if you actually get to wear a cool uniform like that at work :U

People throw out weird numbers like 3/8lb of salad.

And then I get it for them pretty damn close, and they're like, "oh no, better do more than that" and end up buying a whole fucking pound.

It's like.. you don't sound smart spitting out some fraction. If you want a pound, just say it >:[

Also, that chef coat is about the only perk of my job.

lol thats funny man. some people are just stupid.

LOL Get 'em Sam. GET 'EM.

RRRRRRRRRRRUFF!

I am SUPER SHY and when I walk past the deli/meat department and someone says "can I help you find anything" I get really embarrassed and shake my head. :x Though I have seen a few loud and rude people when I go out. It really sucks >_<

Haha, oddly enough I'm the same way When I go to stores and deli people ask me that. AND I WORK IN A DELI. I just feel so awkward like "Noooo, I'm just looking" and then quickly shuffle away. It's weird though,. because I am so shy, but when I'm working, I'm just like, "Man, we don't bite, why can't people just honestly order something, or at least answer us with a 'no thanks'?", even though I just totally act awkward as a customer haha.

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Yes, customer service definitely has some good stories attached to it. Good for retelling, anyway. Not so good to live through ;)

I work in a deli and my name is Sam.

I was briefly convinced I had gone completely mad...

NO WAY.
There is another Sam in my deli, I was briefly concerned that you might be her, and that she had discovered FA. MORTIFICATION.

Okay then I was REALLY convinced I was mad! There's a girl-Sam in my deli too. It's very confusing D:

BUT my grocery store chain is SoCal exclusive, so heart palpitations subsided!

WHOOAA nelly.
Sam's in the deli.

AND YAY for a different chain ;_; I do commend you for being a Sam though, and putting up with deli life. REPRESENT -chest pound-

WHAT people actually do this?

...JUST WHY. D: laksdgjsdklfh i can't even fathom a reason to be rude to people who are serving you.

I wonder that too, especially since we're the ones with the thing THEY want (food). You'd think they'd be nicer but, ehhhhh

ugghhuhughgfh
i'm so glad i was raised with some manners
if that were me... >8( I would spam you with please's and thank you's.

If you were there
I would tear out extra weight from what you bought so it was cheaper ;)

IF I WERE THERE...
my antlers would crash through the roof because i'd be too tall
*clicks beak*