Behold, Lord Glinty McMonocle! He's a plutocrat, you know, and alsoa captain of industry.

Another piece from December 2006, this idea came to me during a conversation with a friend. We got to talking about how rich people always have monocles and how monocles must also make you rich and are comedy gold, so I decided to take that stereotype to its illogical extreme. And so here we have it: a talking, sentient monocle with a handlebar moustache and a top hat. I decided to name him Lord Glinty McMonocle III. For short, of course. He probably actually has at least four or five last names. =^.^=

Bully!