Pepperoni the Dog taking advantage of her "perfect metabolism and natural figure" to have some pre-dinner take-out. It must be nice having those, and so never having to worry about getting fat or needing to exercise - She can gorge herself all day, and boys still tell her how fat her ass is and ogle her when she jiggles.

...Just a quick-ish thumb I did while I was waiting for laundry to be cleaned; but it's pretty well-made and of my bimbo dog, so it can stay here