Meet the Infurnationals: Poppy Seed (National Hamster Day...
Name: Poppy Seed
Species: Grey Dwarf Hamster
Age: 35
Likes: Dancing, Twerking, Music video games, Eating, Parties, Karaoke, Fishing, Puns
Dislikes: Profanity, Butt slaps, Perverts, Smoking, Bullies, Skiing
Favorite Food: Chinese Preserved Vegetables
Occupation: Trucker
Birthplace: Hong Kong
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Pistol Yo-Yo
Title: Yo-Yo Pro Bro
Fursonal Quote: “If the sun were made of hamsters, the earth would be incinerated.”
Mr. H: "Dibidi ba didi dou dou. Di ba didi dou. Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou. Ya hear that? You know what that means...it's National Hamster Day! Anyone who loves hamsters, has them as pets, or even has a fursona of a hamster, then this is the day worth celebrating. In fact, we got ourselves another new hamster to include in our roster. And here he is now. Presenting this big hammy-thicc ham-ham daddy-O all the way from Hong Kong. His name...is Poppy Seed. Hehehehe. Poppy. Anyways, this hammy daddy seems...kinda cute for someone in their thirties. Although, he does pack quite a punch. I mean, for real. You should feel his pats on your back, it's like gettin' beat with a brick. At least it's not worst than Chuckleknux's punches. Although, Poppy Seed got the booty that's soft and squeezable like a pillow. What?! I'm just sayin'. Anyways, you all probably have your eyes focused on that thingamajig that's on Poppy Seed's waist. What is that, you ask? Well...it's a yo-yo. Although, this isn't your average everyday kind of yo-yo. This one Poppy has here shoots bullets! It's a pistol yo-yo! As far as swinging that yo-yo around like a flail to beat his enemies, he can also shoot copious of bullets at them."
Species: Grey Dwarf Hamster
Age: 35
Likes: Dancing, Twerking, Music video games, Eating, Parties, Karaoke, Fishing, Puns
Dislikes: Profanity, Butt slaps, Perverts, Smoking, Bullies, Skiing
Favorite Food: Chinese Preserved Vegetables
Occupation: Trucker
Birthplace: Hong Kong
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Pistol Yo-Yo
Title: Yo-Yo Pro Bro
Fursonal Quote: “If the sun were made of hamsters, the earth would be incinerated.”
Mr. H: "Dibidi ba didi dou dou. Di ba didi dou. Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou. Ya hear that? You know what that means...it's National Hamster Day! Anyone who loves hamsters, has them as pets, or even has a fursona of a hamster, then this is the day worth celebrating. In fact, we got ourselves another new hamster to include in our roster. And here he is now. Presenting this big hammy-thicc ham-ham daddy-O all the way from Hong Kong. His name...is Poppy Seed. Hehehehe. Poppy. Anyways, this hammy daddy seems...kinda cute for someone in their thirties. Although, he does pack quite a punch. I mean, for real. You should feel his pats on your back, it's like gettin' beat with a brick. At least it's not worst than Chuckleknux's punches. Although, Poppy Seed got the booty that's soft and squeezable like a pillow. What?! I'm just sayin'. Anyways, you all probably have your eyes focused on that thingamajig that's on Poppy Seed's waist. What is that, you ask? Well...it's a yo-yo. Although, this isn't your average everyday kind of yo-yo. This one Poppy has here shoots bullets! It's a pistol yo-yo! As far as swinging that yo-yo around like a flail to beat his enemies, he can also shoot copious of bullets at them."
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Hamster
Size 1205 x 1280px
File Size 265 kB
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