(If you've seen his season, you'll understand the caption)

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As this is going to be a long series, each player/episode will only get a small blurb. Apologies for those of you who like the longer stories but if the demand is there, I can always extend them into more of a Fanon-esque style.

First person voted out of Survivor: Pleasure Island... Jason Siska. Placing 25th and victim to a brand-new twist to the Survivor game, upon reaching the beach of what was implied to be the first immunity challenge after three days of camp- and relationship-building, the twenty-five castaways were faced with a moral dilemma: either one contestant surrenders himself immediately to the jungles of Pleasure Island and allows himself to become the ass he truly is, or each of the five tribes will be forced to go to an impromptu Tribal Council and vote a player per tribe off. Jason, knowing he had an uphill battle against some of the other players and desperate to redeem himself after his less-than-impressive run in Micronesia, volunteered to go. He was allowed his one drink of PI Brew before saying a quick goodbye to his tribe and the other players before heading off into the jungle. As he goes, the other players watch as a pair of fuzzy ears shoot up on his head and a ropey tail sprouts from the small of his back. He let out a long, burp-like bray as he trots away.

Jason, the Tribe has spoken.

Stats:
Place: 25/25
Challenge Wins: 0
Days Lasted: 3
Votes Against: 0