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One point. One measly, stinking point! That’s all Dennis had to secure a win against his one-sided rival, Lucas! How does this happen?!? How could the D20 dice rolls be THIS lucky?!? I will say one thing though, my jobber being super popular in terms of support and winning thanks to pure dumb luck is the most Dennis thing I can possibly imagine! How funny would this be if this trend continued for the rest of the tournament? This loveable doofus managing to get to the finals by the skin of his teeth!
Dennis 28+3=31
Lucas 13+17=30
Art was done by https://mobile.twitter.com/hikaristar_art who did a great job, as per usual. Go pay them money to draw more doggos!
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“What’s up, faithful listeners!? I’m Tony Duffy and you’re listening to another awesome bit of commentary for the Super Ultra Fighting Gathering Deluxe Tournament! Care to say a few words, George?”
“Hello, I’m George Moosefari. For those just tuning in, we’re currently in the fourth round of the fight. Dennis ‘Sizzling Comet’ Leblanc is going up against Lucas ‘Lightning Bolt’ Baron.”
“To be more specific, they’re duking it out in a boxing match. Looks like the Doberman got his wish when it came to the match type, huh? Now he’s able to trade blows with his opponent like he wanted...”
“Indeed, Tony. Although I’m not sure if ‘opponent’ is the right word to use in this case. I think the word ‘rival’ works better in this scenario. Lucas seems like he has a personal vendetta against his fellow canine.”
“Maybe you’re right, buddy. With the two of them currently cooling off between-rounds, Lucas hasn’t taken his eyes off of Dennis.”
“Speaking of the labsky, he isn’t looking too good at the moment. He’s bleeding pretty badly from the nose and he’s covered in bruises.”
“Eh. He’ll heal up in no time. Besides, I think bruises add character.”
“There’s the bell. Both fighters are making their way to the middle of the ring. You can really sense the determination and focus radiating off of their bodies as they march towards each other.”
“That might be the case for Lucas, but Dennis looks like he’s ready to jump ship if you know what I mean. He has a look that screams ‘Why did I sign up for this this?!?’ plastered on his face!”
“The wily Doberman is starting off strong by firing a few potshots at his opponent’s unprotected chest. Tony, you were a boxer in your youth. Do you think this is a viable strategy?”
“Absolutely, George. You gotta wear down your opponent before you can go in for the kill!”
“Well, it certainly looks like it’s working in this case. Dennis is just standing there and taking it like a champ.”
“This is just an observation, but maybe Dennis is purposely trying to tire Lucas out by letting him hit him over and over again? It is a viable strategy, after all.”
“If that’s his strategy, I don’t think it’s a very well-thought-out plan. I did a little research on Mister Baron before the fight began. Apparently he’s known for three things. Fast fists, quick footwork, and a nearly bottomless supply of stamina. This isn’t one of those fights where it gets easier the longer it goes on, Tony.
“My god, Lucas is STILL pelting away at Dennis with a flurry of jabs and hooks! When’s it gonna stop?!”
“Looks like you just answered your own question, Tony. The Labrador-Husky just threw a punch towards Lucas. The scarred-middleweight is now on the defensive.”
“I don’t blame him! Dennis hasn’t been able to land a ton on hits in this fight, but the ones that have landed have looked pretty gnarly from here!”
“When you’re right, you’re right. I would not want to be on the receiving end of those fists of steel.”
“Lucas is putting his skills to the test, ducking and waving around his opponent’s punches and striking with lighting-quick precision!”
“Well his ring name IS ‘Lightning Bolt’, Tony...”
“Fair enough, George. I think Dennis is on the ropes! He can’t hold on for much longer!”
“You know what they say. The bigger they are, they harder they-“
“HOLY CRAP!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!?”
“What? What!?”
“Lucas just got his entire head caved in by a lucky hit and fell to the ground like chopped down tree! He’s down for the count!”
“I don’t believe it, I missed out on an amazing finisher because I was too busy commentating!”
“Sorry for the loss, George! Guess you’ll have to watch the replay like everyone else!”
“The referee is coming in and it looks like he’s declaring a TKO. Dennis Leblanc has secured a win and is on his way to way to the semifinals.”
“Huh, I can safely say I didn’t see that coming. Look at the big guy jump around like that. You’d think he just won the lottery with how happy he looks.”
“As on-site medics are coming in to check on the the two combatants, I think it’s safe to say this match is officially over. What did you think of this match, Tony?”
“I laughed, I cried, I cheered. What a great match!”
“I’m right there with you. Lucas didn’t get to settle the score with his rival, but at least he got clobbered in a truly spectacular fashion. And in the end, isn’t that what we all strive for in this crazy thing called life? I’m George Moosefari...”
“...And I’m Tony Duffy! Thanks for listening! Make sure to tune in next time to see some previous combatants duke it out and see who gets another shot at the championship belt! Have a good night and make sure to drive safely, everyone!”
Dennis 28+3=31
Lucas 13+17=30
Art was done by https://mobile.twitter.com/hikaristar_art who did a great job, as per usual. Go pay them money to draw more doggos!
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“What’s up, faithful listeners!? I’m Tony Duffy and you’re listening to another awesome bit of commentary for the Super Ultra Fighting Gathering Deluxe Tournament! Care to say a few words, George?”
“Hello, I’m George Moosefari. For those just tuning in, we’re currently in the fourth round of the fight. Dennis ‘Sizzling Comet’ Leblanc is going up against Lucas ‘Lightning Bolt’ Baron.”
“To be more specific, they’re duking it out in a boxing match. Looks like the Doberman got his wish when it came to the match type, huh? Now he’s able to trade blows with his opponent like he wanted...”
“Indeed, Tony. Although I’m not sure if ‘opponent’ is the right word to use in this case. I think the word ‘rival’ works better in this scenario. Lucas seems like he has a personal vendetta against his fellow canine.”
“Maybe you’re right, buddy. With the two of them currently cooling off between-rounds, Lucas hasn’t taken his eyes off of Dennis.”
“Speaking of the labsky, he isn’t looking too good at the moment. He’s bleeding pretty badly from the nose and he’s covered in bruises.”
“Eh. He’ll heal up in no time. Besides, I think bruises add character.”
“There’s the bell. Both fighters are making their way to the middle of the ring. You can really sense the determination and focus radiating off of their bodies as they march towards each other.”
“That might be the case for Lucas, but Dennis looks like he’s ready to jump ship if you know what I mean. He has a look that screams ‘Why did I sign up for this this?!?’ plastered on his face!”
“The wily Doberman is starting off strong by firing a few potshots at his opponent’s unprotected chest. Tony, you were a boxer in your youth. Do you think this is a viable strategy?”
“Absolutely, George. You gotta wear down your opponent before you can go in for the kill!”
“Well, it certainly looks like it’s working in this case. Dennis is just standing there and taking it like a champ.”
“This is just an observation, but maybe Dennis is purposely trying to tire Lucas out by letting him hit him over and over again? It is a viable strategy, after all.”
“If that’s his strategy, I don’t think it’s a very well-thought-out plan. I did a little research on Mister Baron before the fight began. Apparently he’s known for three things. Fast fists, quick footwork, and a nearly bottomless supply of stamina. This isn’t one of those fights where it gets easier the longer it goes on, Tony.
“My god, Lucas is STILL pelting away at Dennis with a flurry of jabs and hooks! When’s it gonna stop?!”
“Looks like you just answered your own question, Tony. The Labrador-Husky just threw a punch towards Lucas. The scarred-middleweight is now on the defensive.”
“I don’t blame him! Dennis hasn’t been able to land a ton on hits in this fight, but the ones that have landed have looked pretty gnarly from here!”
“When you’re right, you’re right. I would not want to be on the receiving end of those fists of steel.”
“Lucas is putting his skills to the test, ducking and waving around his opponent’s punches and striking with lighting-quick precision!”
“Well his ring name IS ‘Lightning Bolt’, Tony...”
“Fair enough, George. I think Dennis is on the ropes! He can’t hold on for much longer!”
“You know what they say. The bigger they are, they harder they-“
“HOLY CRAP!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!?”
“What? What!?”
“Lucas just got his entire head caved in by a lucky hit and fell to the ground like chopped down tree! He’s down for the count!”
“I don’t believe it, I missed out on an amazing finisher because I was too busy commentating!”
“Sorry for the loss, George! Guess you’ll have to watch the replay like everyone else!”
“The referee is coming in and it looks like he’s declaring a TKO. Dennis Leblanc has secured a win and is on his way to way to the semifinals.”
“Huh, I can safely say I didn’t see that coming. Look at the big guy jump around like that. You’d think he just won the lottery with how happy he looks.”
“As on-site medics are coming in to check on the the two combatants, I think it’s safe to say this match is officially over. What did you think of this match, Tony?”
“I laughed, I cried, I cheered. What a great match!”
“I’m right there with you. Lucas didn’t get to settle the score with his rival, but at least he got clobbered in a truly spectacular fashion. And in the end, isn’t that what we all strive for in this crazy thing called life? I’m George Moosefari...”
“...And I’m Tony Duffy! Thanks for listening! Make sure to tune in next time to see some previous combatants duke it out and see who gets another shot at the championship belt! Have a good night and make sure to drive safely, everyone!”
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