hundy boy by alpha-von-doberman -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

digital artist

4 years ago

thanks

wags his tail

Rocky the fox ~rocky1234

Role-playing fox

4 years ago

Hehe

I love to snuggle so much

4 years ago

Looking good my dear German Shepherd friend.

digital artist

4 years ago

thank you my dear husky friend

I love to snuggle so much

4 years ago

You're welcome you absolute stud.

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- you wanna lay next to me?

I love to snuggle so much

4 years ago

Randy: Sure why not?

digital artist

4 years ago

yes come lay next to the sexy sheppy

I love to snuggle so much

4 years ago

Indeed I shall.😊

digital artist

4 years ago

he pats the ground beside him for randy

Damingo_Flamingo ~damingoflamingo

4 years ago

rests head on butt

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Good looking boy and still a hell of a villon

digital artist

4 years ago

ve villains like to be stylish und good looking

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

I’m dying to know how it ends in your latest story trying to take over the world

digital artist

4 years ago

vell obviously i'm going to vin

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Well I don’t know, Cole is a pretty evil person now wolf. I don’t know if two evils are a good comparison

digital artist

4 years ago

haha herr Spencer look into my slit eyes und tell me who is eviler, myself or cole?

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Well of course you are boy but Cole can take 2nd rate you know.

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- jah he is 2nd rate compared to me

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

What qualities you two share similarly?

digital artist

4 years ago

vell ve are both evil geniuses although i'm smarter und ve are both handsome canines although as a shepherd i am of course even more handsome vouldn't you agree?

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Oh most defiantly I think German shepherds as a whole are good looking dogs

digital artist

4 years ago

jah, jah its true ve can't help it

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

So why you always a villain? You could do good with all your inventions

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- vell destroying humanity and letting zee verld go to zee dogs sounds good to me

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Yeah but you know we humans will always come on top no offense of. Purse

digital artist

4 years ago

he does a low growl

hund- oh panzer here girl (whistles)

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Wait…..what are you doing Hund? I’m not your enemy.

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- jah but i still intend to conquer zee verld i'm a mad dog aren't i?!

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

The panzer apears behind him I look up at it and nod reluctantly

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- oh don't be so scared herr Spencer, i'm just taking her for a joy ride

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Wait, a joy ride? Like a walk for a dog?

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- jah climb on und ve'll go valkies

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Ok I’ll hop onboard

digital artist

4 years ago

he helps you up

hund- so vitch city should ve stomp first?

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

None, we are just going for sallies remember?

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- jah inside zee panzer, so vhy not have a little fun on zee vay?

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Hund, no we are not destroying cities, hey where is your mate Gerta at? I think I need to talk to her you’ve been very bad lately

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- vhy vould i say if you're going to tell on me?

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

I would never do that your my pal I want her to join us

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- ah vell zat is more like it....oh Fraulein ve have a guest

gerta- ah herr Spencer so good to see you

she holds out her paw

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

You to ma’am it’s been a good while since I saw you.

digital artist

4 years ago

gerta- jah, vell hund has been so busy vith his projects....und still he fails to conquer zee verld

hund- zat darn jane und susan!

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

You almost got away with it to but they out smarted the genius again

I laugh

digital artist

4 years ago

his eyes go narrow and he low growls

hund- vell not to vurry i can crush zem now vith panzer

gerta- always out for trouble aren't you dear?

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Well now they are humans. How you remember what they look like?

Hund pulls out photos of Jane and Susan.

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- besides vhy look for just 2 humans ven i can just destroy zee whole city and save myself zee time?

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Because Hund, that’s a lot of people that are innocent they don’t need to die. Keep in mind Charlie and I drove your story. We can change your fate

digital artist

4 years ago

charlie- hehe yeah lets make hund a good wittle doggy

hund- you vouldn't dare!

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Oh panzer, give hundy boy a make over.

Gerta- uh I vant to see zis

digital artist

4 years ago

me- hehe yeah lets make him look all cute and cuddly

hund- NEINE!!

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Gerta- PANZER! Activate internal makeover code z_2

digital artist

4 years ago

he's soon wearing making, has rosy cheeks and pink nails

me- aw hundy boy i just pick you up and hug you

hund- i am not a hugger!

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

The tanks internal arm goes for Hund’s face.

Hund- I know vhere your power supply is Panzer!

digital artist

4 years ago

he's given rosy cheeks and nail paint i pick him up and hug him

me- aw you're so cute von hund

hund- neine i'm not!

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

The panzer laughs.

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- i'll get you back for zis traitor!

me- aw come on puppy surely you'd like some belly rubs?

hund- neine i....oh actually..hmm zis is nice

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Hey panzer give your master some belly rubs.

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- neine zat thing vill crush me! Besides Charlie gives zee best belly rubs

me- anything for such a handsome sheppy

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

The panzers internal arm comes down and rubs Hund’s belly.

Tank- happy master.

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- vell i guess zis is alright

he pants and his tail wags

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

See we told you you you would like it Hund

digital artist

4 years ago

i kneel down and rub his belly

me- yeah you're a good dog at heart hund a good dog

hund- oh say zat again it sounds good

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Gerta- hey who’s gonna rub my belly?

Alright I’ll do it Gerta.

digital artist

4 years ago

gerta- thank you Spencer i'd hate to think i vas being left out of zee fun

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

I would never leave you out my dear

digital artist

4 years ago

g- you're such a gentleman mr wolf

a rub hunds belly and give him hugs

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

The panzer alerts everyone on a incoming threat

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- not now dear i'm having to much fun jah zat spot zere charlie

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Panzer- alert, alert, incoming hostile inbound
Recommend evasive action!

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- vell do vat you have to do zen i'm enjoying myself here!

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

The arm grabs Hund and sets him down at the console

Panzer- negative master this is more important!

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- alright vat is zee problem?

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Panzer- look outside master, I’m reading several hotspots!

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- probably humans who object to my experiments

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Tank- negative master, they are armed targets, permission to fire on them?

Hund- neine

digital artist

4 years ago

me- you're not going to fire hund? aw i get it you're a good doggy now

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Hund- i am but ze Panzer is bad i vill have to reprogram it jah.

digital artist

4 years ago

me- aw good boy hund i'm proud of how you turned out and good boys deserve the best treats and belly rubs

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Hund- jah jah I do!!

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- but first to svitch off zis naughty tank!

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Panzer- Nooooo! Don’t touch that!

The tank’s internal arm grabs Hund, me, you and Gerta and throws us out it’s window!

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- stupid piece of junk, i should have known you'd turn against me! Vell at least i get tummy rubs und you panzer get nothing!

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Panzer- you turned soft master your a pile of mush what happend to the old days?!

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- vell i've learned zat only good dogs get belly rubs und i vant belly rubs!

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Panzer aims its heat Ray T Hund

digital artist

4 years ago

hund holds up a button

p- huh vat is zat?

hund- your self destruct svitch

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Panzer- No, please don’t destroy me! I’m sorry!

The tank powers down it’s heat Ray.

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- vell you said you missed zee old me so perhaps if i blow you up it'll remind you of zee old days!

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Panzer- no no, I was only testing you master and you win as always.

digital artist

4 years ago

me- yeah you're a good boy hund, oh yes you are, you the goodest boy!

said whilst running his belly

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Gerta- ah come on Hund zat is your life’s work, don’t destroy the best thing you created.

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- neine gerta zee best thing i created vas a family vith you

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Gerta- ah you. Zat is ze sweetest thing you said to me❤️

Panzer- yeah, master Gerta is right

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- now zen i believe ve vere having lots of nice attention from herr's Spencer und Charlie after all ve are such gut doggy's

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Panzer stands guard and alerts Hund again

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- not falling for it panzer! und if you disturb my belly rub one more time!

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Panzer- but I… fine I’ll go on standby mode then master Hund.

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- good tank

me- aw good boy hund you're such a good sheppy

he pants and kicks his legs as he enjoys the attention

me- hmm who likes their tummy rubs mr puppy?

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Hund- me me! Oh jah jah JAH!

digital artist

4 years ago

me- yeah you're a good boy von hund i love you buddy

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

The panzer grabs Hund and puts him inside the tank and starts running off!

Panzer- sorry master, another second and you would have been dead!

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- zats it!

he goes to press the self destruct button

hund- HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY BELLY RUBS!

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Panzer snatches the switch out of Hund’s paw

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- vat has gotten into you?! CHARLIE, SPENCER HELP ME!!

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Panzer- nothing Master Hund, I am giving alerts on enemy forces and you are ignoring me! So I acted and I got us out of there, your friends are long gone Master, my priority is your safety.

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- HALT!!

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

The tank stops dead in its tracks!

Panzer- emergency stop active. What now master Hund?

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- release me zis second or else!

tank- or else what?!

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Hund- I shut you down permanently! Your power supply vill be destroyed! Since you plucked your self destruct switch out of my paw!

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- you malfunctioning piece of useless junk!

the tank interior glows red

hund- i hope you don't take zat personally panzer

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Panzer- new target uploaded to algorithm, scanning…….

The red interior and the red lED light on the exterior shows the tank was hostile now.

Hund gulps- vhat have I done?

digital artist

4 years ago

t- betrayed me and the real you Colonel Wilhelm von hund!

hund- nicht schießen

tank- you will be exterminated!

hund- oh so you're a dalek now?

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

The tank aims the heat Ray at Hund and fires!

Hund dodges the attack and watches the ground melt where he stood before. The tanks fires at cars and they melt in a puddle on the ground!

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- you're insane!

tank- neine i'm honest to what i am! a machine of destruction

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Hund- got to get to ze lab and reprogram panzer!

digital artist

4 years ago

me- hund what's happening out there, ww3 or something?

hund- it vill if i don't stop zat machine

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

He makes his way to the control console that had the panzer’s software going.

Hund- now all I have to do is reprogram it’s status from Hostile to friendly. And recode me as it’s master.

digital artist

4 years ago

me- sounds simple enough

hund- jah unless it blocks me und zen goes to self destruct mode

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Me- your the genius here you can do it Hund!

Hund looks at the screen. Tons of binary code was scrolling up with command codes appearing.

Me- what are we looking at?

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- all zee tanks high tech system codes i'm zee only who apart from zee tank who understands them.

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Hund quickly begins to dig deep in the software avoiding self destruct prompts.

Outside the tank gets alerted for a system security breach!

Tank- only one person is smart enough to hack my system,……Wilhelm!!!!

digital artist

4 years ago

the ground shakes as the tank gets closer

hund- i need 5 minutes to alter zee systems....can you lads keep zee tank busy?

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Me- of course but I don’t want to get melted by the heat Ray Hund

digital artist

4 years ago

me- HAY SPIDER OVER HERE! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YA LUMP OF SCRAP!!

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Hund gets a message on the console:

Console- Aktivierungsschlüssel erforderlich.

Hund- Oh Mann, ich habe den Schlüssel vergessen. Ich habe ihn erstellt

Me- what did you say?

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- i need an activation key to shut down zee panzer! und i forgot it

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Do you have a record folder with important papers Hund?

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- jah zere's a whole filing cabinet of zem

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

No no, specifically for the tank?

Hund- jag it’s a red folder!

digital artist

4 years ago

hun zee shut off codes are zere somvhere! lets see ah here zay are!

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

The tank fires it’s heat Ray melting the steel roof of Hund’s lab!

Me- ah!! Hurry up Ghund! It’s about to kill us!

digital artist

4 years ago

after a tense few seconds the tank suddenly powers down

hund- it verked! my emergency shutdown program verked!

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Console- System offline, bitte auf Wartung prüfen

Hund- good, now I can reprogram it’s algorithm

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- now i've two options 1 good doggy or 2 bad doggy!

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Hund- hmm, let’s go vith……good doggy.

He recodes the software and loads the new data.

digital artist

4 years ago

the tank reactivates and looks down at the 3 canines beneath its legs

tank- friends?

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

It’s in terrier was lit green, and it’s outer lights were green as well.

Hund- yes panzer, and I am your creator

digital artist

4 years ago

tank- alien life form detected must destroy!

hund- vas?!

tank- hehe fooled you

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Hundy- you got me you scrap metal machine, next time I won’t show mercy!

digital artist

4 years ago

it whines like a sad puppy

hund- now lay down for belly rubs you hunk of metal

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

The tank folds in its legs and falls over.

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- ever seen a tank get a belly rub?

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

No that’s kinda weird, what did you do to it Hund?

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- i gave it a puppy personality pretty cool right?

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Yeah I guess but what about if there’s a threat Hund?

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- und vat threat could zere possibly be? ah you mean if zee tank is soft it von't protect us?

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Well yeah did you completely remove all its safety protocols?

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- i gave it an updated security system its first job is to protect us from any danger

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Well I want to see it in action. If you upgraded it.

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- very vell vould you und Charlie both like to see her in action?...against some bad people of course

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Of course Hund, demonstrate her power

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- oh vith pleasure

charlie- ah ah bad dogs don't get belly rubs you know

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Hund- vhat, neine i vas talking about ze enemy dummies I set up jah, not you.

digital artist

4 years ago

me- hehe well ok then you bad dog

rubs his belly

hund- herr's charlie und Spencer you are gut friends to me

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Me- alright evil genius let’s see the new protective program you put on the tank.

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- valkies panzer you'll be carrying myself, one doberman und one vulf

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Panzer- well let’s go master.

The bridge slides down

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- all aboard

me- i love you von hund

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Now let’s see the upgrades you made shins.

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- vell each chair now has a cup holder und she attacks evil

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Great let’s see it in action.

Hund- panzer:

Panzer- yes master, what can I do for you?

Hund- scan area for hostile targets jah?

digital artist

4 years ago

enemy tanks approaching!

hund- don't vury its all just a simulation

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Hund- activate all weapons: flamethrower, 50 cal machine gun, tank shell launcher, und ze heat Ray.

Panzer- all weapons are online. Waiting for targets.

digital artist

4 years ago

the tank vibrates from an impact and returns fire! melting a main battle tank below into molten metal

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Wow, alright next weapon Panzer, the tank shards take out those moving trucks!

Panzer- affirmative, targeting moving trucks.

digital artist

4 years ago

its twin barrel machine guns cut them to shreds

hund- now zee flame thrower for added fun

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Wow with all four weapons Hund, your invincible

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- jah i am aren't i?

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Let’s do more damage hundy boy.

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- jah lets crush a city for real!

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

No let’s do a simulation I built it for us to play in with the tank.

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- jah zats vat i mean't. so any city in particular?

me- lets go all out godzilla

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

How about you chose Dr. Von Hund.

digital artist

4 years ago

hund- New york it is then

me- aw come on hund every monster and alien targets new york in the movies. give somewhere else a chance

Writer, Audio editor.

4 years ago

Hund- neine! Ve do New York! Panzer get to vork!

digital artist

3 years ago

the lasers melt everything to dust

hund- jah carnage und destruction hahaha

me- this is all just a simulation right?

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Hund- jah of course it is, he he he

digital artist

3 years ago

me- so all those people screaming down there are like the background people you see in video games?

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Hund- correct, zay aren’t real you zink I’m zat crazy I would kill thousands of people like zat?!

digital artist

3 years ago

me- well the old you would have

hund- zat me is dead, finished vith, long gone!

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

I am proud of you Hund you have changed and for the better.

digital artist

3 years ago

jah i'm a good hund now

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Panzer- critical system alert, power supply running low please return me to the charging station.

An alarm sounds.

digital artist

3 years ago

screen- GAME OVER!

hund- vell zat is zat

me- aw i thought we were gonna go all out godzilla?

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Hund- ve can’t ze power supply needs to charge maybe tomorrow, ve try again, jah?

digital artist

3 years ago

me- yeah i guess so...who's a good hundy boy?

rubs his belly

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

H- I love belly rubs

digital artist

3 years ago

h- do vulves like belly rubs herr Spencer?

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Well, let’s find out shall we.

I lay on my back and await for belly rubs.

digital artist

3 years ago

hund grins at me and we both give you a belly rub

me- hehe who's a good wolf?

hund- jah who's a good vulf?

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

I am I am the other wolves would laugh at me if they sad this

digital artist

3 years ago

wolves watch from the nearby forest

wolf- grrr...man that looks like fun

2- yeah wish someone would rub my belly

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Alpha- we are wolves, not dogs, let’s get back to the forest.

1- but sir we are dogs, just bigger and stronger.

digital artist

3 years ago

alpha- i'd like to see you walk on a leash!

hund- come let us have some dinner before continuing our game

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Me- hey Charlie, what are you in the mood for dinner?

digital artist

3 years ago

me- well i'm partial to a nice lasagna with some cheese ooh and a nice slice of garlic bread

hund- neine a nice long bratwurst will suit me

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Ooh yes that sounds delicious

digital artist

3 years ago

hund- vell lets go to an Italian dog restaurant....of course dogs from all over zee verld are velcome vulves to

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Wait they allow wolves in this restaurant, are you sure Hund?

digital artist

3 years ago

hund- of course zay do. you're a canine right? besides look around

lots of other wolves talk and interact with the dogs

dog- so you guys are like our ancestors right?

wolf- you got it pal

dog- wow wish we were still big and strong like you wolves

me- seems friendly enough

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Hund- oh jah, ze friendliest

digital artist

3 years ago

hund- zay even have french waiters. french bulldog waiters zat is

me- ooh how posh

fb- a menu for you Monsieur and one for you monsieur and one for you monsieur. i be right back to take your orders

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Me- now this is what I call a guys night out huh boys? Filled with females to.

Hund- neine not me I have my kinder and Gerta at home.

digital artist

3 years ago

me- gosh i must be the only single dog here (sigh)

hund- cheer up dobie boy you have us, your friends

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Yeah buddy it’s ok you have us

digital artist

3 years ago

me- thanks guys you're great pals

the food is served

hund- hmm this german sausage is cooked to perfection

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Hund- vhat did you guys get?

digital artist

3 years ago

me- the lasagna with garlic bread and extra cheese

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Me- chicken and dumplings with green beans

digital artist

3 years ago

hund- ooh mind if i try some?

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Sure thing my friend have a taste.

digital artist

3 years ago

h- hmm the chicken is nice und tender

me- don't look now fella's but max just walked in!

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Max- ah all these oversized canines. Since when do you guys let wolves in a restauraunt?

digital artist

3 years ago

waiter- wolves are as welcome here as any canine max!

max- well just get me the usual and make it snappy! there's a gang of pits hanging outside

me- guys we gotta warn those pits

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

No need Charlie they are entering the restauraunt.

Hund- zere are 10 of zem

digital artist

3 years ago

1- ok lads i'll grab the drinks

me- careful pits, max is up there

2- thanks for the heads up dobie but we ain't scared of him

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

They gang choose an empty table in the corner and wait for their drinks

digital artist

3 years ago

hund- maybe ve could go join zem und talk

me- i don't like the way max is watching them. he's panning something for sure

max sips his drink and stares at the pits

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

2- yo guys, that shepherd is staring us down.

digital artist

3 years ago

1- ok that's it! he wants a fight we'll give him one!

he smashes a bottle

2- um boss is that a good idea?!

1- killing max? yeah that's a great idea!

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

The crowd becomes silent and all eyes fall on the pits.

2- the boss had to much to drink tonight please dismiss what he said.

Max looks at them sipping his drink

digital artist

3 years ago

1- yeah and i'm in the mood for a fight! SO MAX WHAT'D YA SAY?!

max turns around on his seat

max- i say...(finishes drink)....bring it on!

me- guys this is bad!

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Hund- pits he’s gonna kill you first attack he does please just ignore him und relax jah.

digital artist

3 years ago

max- yeah pits just give me a reason to take you down please!

1- nah you know what you ain't worth my time!

2- hey boss i heard he's a pink dog underneath his cop self

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

1- really, we will use that against him three.

digital artist

3 years ago

they sit beside max

1- so max i hear you like pink huh?

max puts his drink down and his eyes narrow with rage

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

2- yeah you like pink blankets, pink shirts, even pink glazed donuts

digital artist

3 years ago

max turns and slams 2 into the floor!

max- you really wanna push me don't you?!

2- argh get off me!!

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

1- yo yo chill dude! What are you doing to my boy?!!

Max- back off or your next!!

1- ok.

He returns to the table with other 3 pits. 2 however was under arrest.

5- boss you gonna let that cop take our boy?

1- I’m not getting in trouble just relax guys.

digital artist

3 years ago

me- well this has been an eventful evening

max sits with us

max- hope you don't mind me joining you fella's

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Hund- vhy? To hurt us to? Look at zat table of pits now.

digital artist

3 years ago

max- hey they started it! you know how pits are

me- misunderstood?

max- what?! no their viscous creatures

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Max- I never understood the creation of that breed! All their good for is fighting!

2- that’s a lie cop and you know it!

1- stop dude, you trying to kill us?! Shut up!

Max- yes listen to your boss 2 your life depends on it.

digital artist

3 years ago

max- what do you say wolf, are you with me or them (pits)?

me- listen here max! don't you dare harm my pal Spencer!

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

I am with them Max they are inocent and I say you go back to your table!

I stand up and budge out my muscular chest.

digital artist

3 years ago

max- you wolves are pretty strong aren't you?

he gets up and leaves

me- he's got some nerve coming over here like he owns the place!

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

The 5 pit bulls come to our table and thanks us.

1- can we um join you fellas?

digital artist

3 years ago

hund- jah pull up a seat

1- thanks for having our backs back there

2- yeah let us get you boys a drink to say thanks

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

1- waiter, your best drink for these nice canines here!

digital artist

3 years ago

hund- schnapps, vell thank you

me- apple cider my favorite. Spencer what did you have?

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Uh thanks a dogka and gen yummy.

digital artist

3 years ago

pit- its the least we could do for you fella's

2- yeah nobody ever stood up for us like that before

3- we don't see many wolves around these parts

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Me- well we are on vacation and I will tell you boys, if our pack leader just saw what just occurred here he’d kill Max.

4- who’s your pack leader

Me- Alpha. Well that’s his code name but his real name is……..help me out Charlie.

digital artist

3 years ago

me- don't you remember Spencer? Clawson is your packs leader, yeah he don't take crap of anybody

hund- jah i heard he killed a dog for speaking ill of other dogs once

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

1- really? Well we love to meet him and tell him about Max.

Me- you do Max will have a target on his head.

digital artist

3 years ago

2- he's got one of them anyway wolf

3- yeah from every pit in town and beyond

max finishes his drink and walks out, glaring at our table as he does

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

5- yeah every pit bull is on to him, prey that he doesn’t go down the wrong alley

digital artist

3 years ago

hund- of course you von't be praying for him?

5- oh no i wish i was there to beat him up

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Well he will get his judgment day soon enough boys. Hey you boys hungry?

digital artist

3 years ago

2- yeah you haven't eaten all day

1- the steak here smells great

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Well there we go steaks on me tonight fellas

digital artist

3 years ago

1- wow really?

2- thanks wolf

3- but there not cheap mind

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

It’s ok boys I got it

digital artist

3 years ago

1- wow what a nice guy

hund- jah he is a good vulf

2- you mean ''wolf''?

hund- jah vulf

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

2- wolf?

Hund deep growls.

2- dude I’m just messing with you. So where are they guys from?

digital artist

3 years ago

me- well i'm a British doberman

hund- und i am from...oh take a guess?

2- Switzerland?

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

1 shakes his head,

5- he’s from Germany you idiot, he’s a true German shepherd.

digital artist

3 years ago

hund- jah exactly

1- and the wolf, where's he from?

me- here comes Spencer now

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Me- alright here come the drinks I got them from the bar over there……uh oh what did I miss?

digital artist

3 years ago

hund- neine ve vere just getting to know our friends here better

2- yeah just talking about where we're all from

3- thanks for the drinks

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

No problem, so where you boys from?

digital artist

3 years ago

all- new york

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Oh heck what are you boys doing here in Chicago?

digital artist

3 years ago

1- well we were brought over here because of our good traits you see

2- yeah our owners wanted us to pass on our good looks and manners to other pits

hund- so you're stud dogs jah?

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

3- yeah I guess we are but we breed good dogs not bad ones.

4- our bitches are the finest in the city😀

Hund- excuse me?

digital artist

3 years ago

4- you know ''female'' dogs

hund- oh jah

me- wow you guys must be living the high life

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

4-we’ll we try to, when cops aren’t after us.

digital artist

3 years ago

sirens are heard outside

1- ITS A RAID!

2- I BET ITS MAX

sure enough cops come in led by max

max- there they are over there!

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

1- there going to kill us! Help us out guys, please!

Cop- you five pits let’s go now, your under arrest! If you resist or attempt to attack us, your going down!

digital artist

3 years ago

me- whoa there you can't just take them like that! we saw the whole thing and these fella's did nothing wrong

max- ignore the doberman and the wolf they can't be trusted!

hund- und zee shepherd?

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

The pit bulls remain hoping they would be protected by us.

digital artist

3 years ago

cop- sorry max but without proof we can't take them

max- WHAT PROOF DO YOU NEED?! THEIR PITS AREN'T THEY?!

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Cop- we are not just going to kill them just because their pits they are acting right and are not aggressive. Let’s go boys Maria, call dispatch tell her we are code 4 here.

Maria- yes sir.

digital artist

3 years ago

pit- you're such a sore loser max

max- grr next time i'll have you, All of you!

me- hey what did we do?

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Max- interfearing with police business that’s what!

Me- how did he hear you all the way over there

digital artist

3 years ago

max- i've got extra sensitive ears. i can hear a pit from 3 blocks away!

pit- that ain't nothing. we can smell you coming from 5 blocks away!

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Max- hearing is more supperier than scent!

digital artist

3 years ago

pit- listen i'd love to beat you black and blue right now max but frankly i'm just to nice!

max- or a coward!

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

The pit ignores Max and we finish our meal

digital artist

3 years ago

pit- urp...oh excuse me a big meal always comes back on me

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

I must ask you put 4, what happend to your left ear? It’s completely gone?

digital artist

3 years ago

4- oh i lost this is a dog fight when i was younger

3- yeah this guy was the best street fighting dog ever

4- yeah all the girls loved me

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Even though your missing an ear?

digital artist

3 years ago

ric (ear pit)- oh girls dig a guy with scars they say it looks ''bad'' if you get my drift

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Yeah I do dude, but have you thought about getting that fixed?

digital artist

3 years ago

ric- with the prices they charge? no way besides i think it looks cool

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

We all finish eating and leave the resUraunt

You boys want to the park?

digital artist

3 years ago

ric- do they allow wolves at the park?

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

No so we will be on our way back but we will be able to see you guys from our hillside.

digital artist

3 years ago

pit- well it was great getting to meet you fella's and really cool to meet a wolf see ya around

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

They leave and head for the park. You and I head for the hills

digital artist

3 years ago

me- i can never understand why some people are so quick to judge pits just on their breed. it makes no sense to me but then people often misjudge dobermans and wolves to don't they?

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Well not so much wolves because we keep to ourselves

digital artist

3 years ago

me- oh yeah ''big bad wolf''

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

What you mean by that? I saw you staring at a shepherd the other day.

digital artist

3 years ago

me- i'm just saying that wolves are sometimes shown as bad guys like the ''big bad wolf'' and dobermans well we're always the big, mean, guard dogs. oh and that shepherd yeah she's a good looker

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

I knew it you gonna mate with her to now? Have mixed puppies?

digital artist

3 years ago

hehe well i should probably get to know her a bit better first but i'm a little nervous, what if she doesn't like me?

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

You will be fine, if your strong, smart, and heck good looking she won’t stand a chance you got her.

digital artist

3 years ago

me- oh there she is right now wow that tail is bushy ok how do i look Spencer, do i look presentable?

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Perfect my friend. Now go get her.

digital artist

3 years ago

me- ahem hi ms shepherd

Hannah (shep)- hello there mr doberman, i see you watching me most days

me- its hard not to

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Hannah- well let’s go for a walk for starters

digital artist

3 years ago

i smile and give you the thumbs up to say all is well

me- um you sure are pretty ms hannah your tail is so bushy to

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Hannah- I was not into mix breeding…..but you maybe my only exception

digital artist

3 years ago

i blush

me- really.. i mean you really think so?

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Hannah- of course honey you in the breeding season?

digital artist

3 years ago

i look down

me- yep i sure am. um Hannah are you getting in the ''pose''?

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

She lifts her tail and exposes her rear for you

digital artist

3 years ago

me- oh wow

i pant heavily

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Hannah- go for it hunky boy

digital artist

3 years ago

me- oh wow this is amazing! yes...YES...YYYEESSSSS!!! you are so beautiful you know. your soft velvety fur, the twinkle in your eyes

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Hannah my eyes are twinkling because your seed is flowing in me!

digital artist

3 years ago

i rub her back as i enjoy the feeling

me- you're such a good girl

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Hannah- keep it flowing my boy

digital artist

3 years ago

me- oh my dear its flowing alright

h- hehe we're attached

me- yep no sudden moves now ok

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Hannah- oh you mean…..like this?

digital artist

3 years ago

i wrap my paws around her middle

me- hehe easy there girl

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

You two make love

Hannah- you gonna make me get pregnant

digital artist

3 years ago

me- me a dad? aw i love puppies

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Hannah- that’s what you want isn’t it?

digital artist

3 years ago

me- they'd be the perfect mix my love gsheps are so beautiful

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Hannah- gshep Doberman mix are unique and rare

digital artist

3 years ago

me- yes but their an equal mix of beauty especially yours

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

H- just keep filling me up

digital artist

3 years ago

me- i'm going hon but the tanks almost empty...huh and then we separate

Writer, Audio editor.

3 years ago

Hannah- wow that was fun Charlie. So……now what?