Well in my case? Have you ever seen Tom and Jerry's "Baby Puss" episode? cause basically this is what's gonna happen~<3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igBpu5qsKsI

But in this situation? *repacis you, followed by slipping your handpaws into some matching mittens, then I tie a cute matching bonnet on your head followed up by me hoisting you up from under your arms only to tape an ultra thick diaper to replace your "clearly too thin" diaper on before easing you on your tummy, in a baby buggy and purposely upskirting your dress so ALL that padded puppy princess bottom moons like you are being a big show-off while I finish your "transformation" with tying a bow on the base of your tail and shimmying a pair of rubber pants over them, preventing those paws from simply untaping your diaper to escape your "eternal pampering"*

I think we have our new "Queen of Piddlebottom Kingdom~<3 *rolls you over then enchants the paci so each suckle feeds you some milk and each huff or growl of defiance only feeds you more milk til we have a chubby, cuddly "newborn" puppy*

This means war.

First things first, you need to get that phone away from Snow and flush it down the potty. You ever watch pro wrestling? That's probably going to be your best bet. Throw those plush dice as a distraction, then go in for the finisher. Kick to the tummy followed by a Stone Cold Stunner. Try to do it all in one smooth motion. Snow won't know what hit 'em.

Or, or, or.... Another option.


You could cry about it and hope Snow gets in trouble.

it's not snow, that why it's a problem

Oh yeah, duh. Me no read good. You only thought it was Snow.

Actually, that works out better. You don't wanna give Snow a Stone Cold Stunner. You can finish off this joker with no guilt :D

Don't be afraid to use those little baby teeth.

not so little... also, it seems Fiona let it happen, so crying will not help

...it seems Fiona let it happen, so crying will not help

The plot thickens

You become the Office baby ?

We will make you an Internet star

huffhuff ! you were coming to join me, remember ?

This is why you should wait for your mommy. Now, you have 2 options. Embrace being the pretty sissy princess puppy you are, or play capture the phone before he sends the entire office to coddle you.

I'm screwed !