I built a house! Studio living with a refurbished thatch roof, natural stone fireplace, and wooden shutters on open windows. $500k and it can be yours today! Open houses are Never, and Do Not Call Us.
No plumbing. But for an added fee every month you'd get your own chamberpot. No wifi, but your neighbors have it and the password is 123456. Utensils, furniture, and appliances not included. Lice, ants, and wasps are included for no extra cost. The floor has just been remodeled to be supple dirt.
Cash only.