"I wasn't planning on it?"
"Good!"

"Just wanted to make sure she was available!"

Incredibly good

Thank you so much! ^^

Oh that's ridiculously hot

Ah, thank you! I'm glad you liked it.

Nice!

Thanks!

Did I stutter?

"You say that like it's some kind of problem or something."

"And obviously that means the answer is yes =/ "

Well, he didn't say no!

At least she was nice enough to ask first. Just assuming would have been rude, lol.

Right? She's so polite!

Bridget lets her stomach do the talking a lot huh? Of course that's why people love her.

Yes. Yes, that is a very good description of Bridget.

It doesn't matter how he answers regarding his girlfriend, but it'll probably keep him from-

Oh, who am I kidding, she's just as likely to pack him down if she was hungry enough regardless of what he says.

An astute observation!

The correct answer is that she is already spoken for. and yes, I'm sure that she is gonna get eaten... out. *grins*

So.. What happens if he says yes, though?

She probably eats him instead. Then her.

Hope he's into freaky fookin

Not sure what the mouse should do in this situation, is running a bad idea? On one hand it acting like prey and may make your boyfriend think you are not a keeper. On the other hand it may be one only chance.

It's kind of a tricky one, to be true, but I think if you didn't want to end up in a belly, running would probably be your best option. Even if it's not likely to succeed.

Boyfriend: “Hey, only I get predator privileges with her.”
Girlfriend: :)
Bridget: “Two for one it is!”
Girlfriend: :(

"Well, if you wanna be her pred, better do it quick!"

I just love Bridget and her casual attitude so much!
Not sure what the boyfriend is complaining about, he’s likely only gonna be separated from his girlfriend for about 30 seconds. XD

Bridget is quite shameless about her predation!
And yeah, he's going to be very close to her very soon. ^^

The answer most likely to save both of your tails is: "No. Slayer called dibs."

I think I'm missing a reference here, I have no idea what that means xP

Predator: "Are you gonna' eat that?"

Answer: "No."
Result: Predator eats your girlfriend.

Answer: "Yes."

Result: Predator eats you and your girlfriend.

Answer: "No. Slayer called dibs."
Result: Predator starts looking around for Slayer, who may or may not be present at the time, and who may or may not exist.

I did almost say "the Gruffalo called dibs", but that almost blew up in the mouse's face every time since his would-be predators didn't fear said monster until after it had been described to them. The more followup questions are asked, the greater the chances are that your bluff will fall apart, so it's best to get that "apex predator" vibe out there as soon as possible.

"The Gruffalo called dibs."
"What's a Gruffalo?"
"Ummmm-" *nommed*

"Slayer called dibs."
"Who is Slayer?"
"He's not here yet. You'll know him when you see him."

And that's the moment you just get up and walk away lol

Honestly not a bad move, though if Bridget follows you're probably in a heap o' trouble

There's not really a right answer here.

Not really, no

You'd think in the world he lives in he'd be a little quicker on the draw figuring out what she means, even if she is a mouse.

Maybe it's just the sheer shamelessness of it that caught him off guard!

Lets be honest, the way he answers only decides whether she goes down before he does, or after.

That said, she's out of arms reach. If she's smart she can be out the door while her snack of a boyfriend distracts Bridget.
Won't help...but at least there might be a thick layer of food between boyfriend and herself when Bridget finally tracks her back home :p.

Honestly, using her boyfriend as a distraction might be her best bet! Something tells me that might end up together again either way.

plot twist: the girlfriend pipes up "yes"

Ooo, that's a Shyamalamalan level plot twist!

 Clearly the best response is to eat her first! (No, I am not going to clarify which “her” I mean, though I suppose either would work…)

If that's her plan, I hope her eyes aren't bigger than her stomach!

With how tubby Bridget's looking here, I think she could stand to lay off the girlfriends for a while 😜

Bridget may have been gaining a little weight! Though she might consider that a feature, rather than a bug.

Au contraire, I can think of at least two "right" answers. 1: the girlfriend answers the question "no," or the boyfriend offers to be eaten instead.

I didn't say that there were no right answers... just that it doesn't matter

Kinda off-topic but, who do you think would win in a predator fight, Rox or Bridget?

this is SO good lmao

Thank you! I still love this idea. ^^