vombatiformes's illustration (the big bottom one) was the best by far.

This is how we spend 'Literature and the Environment'. . . drawing pictures of this foul, Hideous beast we call Hamster Girl.

 vombatiformes is also forcing me to post this. Sorry. Let's make it worth something by opening discussion on terrible people who's physical characteristics mirror their terrible personalities?

Hamster girl:
This girl/lady always misses the point of the discussion (Annie Dillard apparently thinks the problem with the way we see things is that sometimes our muscles cramp up and we twitch and scare away whatever we've been watching -- nothing to do with actual perception), regardless of how obvious it is. she has a perpetual hamster face (pictured here). She wears a different type of obnoxious sweatpant every day (family guy almost always), she has a son (oh god WHY), and she's also a religiuos nut.

 vombatiformes can probably give you a more vivid image of Hamster-girl than i could ever, but you guys should share your own hamster girl (or guy) stories now! _{(or we can all be nice people instead of spreading slander about people we barely know)}

edit: SORRY, I HAVE TO PUT THIS IN SCRAPS