I love to give my daddies a rosy smile to brighten their days. I try my best to look suave, but I know I look more like a nerdy dork who's trying too hard. They seem to like that as well, since they give me big hugs and sometimes they even put me in a headlock and give me a noogie.

I remove the thorns beforehand with a rose stripper. That's not inappropriate. That's what the tool is called.

Art by the amazing  Donryu