The finished Nohoo! I'll take some better pictures later when there's daylight.
I altered the pictures a little so Nohoo would stand out better (like keep him saturated while the rest is blue) but honestly, it really does look that creepy.
I didn't have my neighbor take pics of the underlying structure since it was so dark, but I'll get a few more later. For now, there's accurate diagrams.
That neck and head is fully 2 feet taller than me, making it about 7 feet tall. It's JUST short enough to fit under doors, so if I ever resell it I'll have to warn tall folks away from doorways.

http://esda06.deviantart.com/art/No.....rt-4-184976702 (better, larger quality)