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Note: This is NOT directed at anyone in particular. It's an amused poke at the fanboy stereotype. If you choose to take offense to it, then keep it to yourself, please.
All artists in ANY fandom (furry, anime, sci-fi) who have worked convention have run into this guy: the fanboy. He's worn the same shirt for 3 days straight, and begs any artist willing to give him 5 minutes of time to draw his ridiculously-detailed personal character, with all details included, exactly the way he wants it.... all for around $5-10 bucks.
Yeaaaaaaah-no.
These are the kind of folks I encounter very rarely, thank goodness!
Artwork © Nicole "AnimeCat" Holland
Please do not reuse, repost or redistribute.
All artists in ANY fandom (furry, anime, sci-fi) who have worked convention have run into this guy: the fanboy. He's worn the same shirt for 3 days straight, and begs any artist willing to give him 5 minutes of time to draw his ridiculously-detailed personal character, with all details included, exactly the way he wants it.... all for around $5-10 bucks.
Yeaaaaaaah-no.
These are the kind of folks I encounter very rarely, thank goodness!
Artwork © Nicole "AnimeCat" Holland
Please do not reuse, repost or redistribute.
Category All / Doodle
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 504 x 504px
File Size 97.7 kB
"Giant horse, 13 wings, half demon, half angel (cuz he has both inside him) he has 3 dicks, both with jacob's latter piercings, each individual piericing is a color of the rainbow, I want him having sex with an orphanage and spooge flying out the other side of the building....why are you shoving a pencil in your eye!?"
Hahaha!
Next commission is gonna have to be of my new char, his village was burned down when he was little now he's training to be strong to get revenge oh and he's a master of all kinds of swords and blades and his shadow is alive and he always fights for his friends but he has an evil dark side that I want you to draw him fighting against.
FOR FREE CAUSE I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOUR ART.
Next commission is gonna have to be of my new char, his village was burned down when he was little now he's training to be strong to get revenge oh and he's a master of all kinds of swords and blades and his shadow is alive and he always fights for his friends but he has an evil dark side that I want you to draw him fighting against.
FOR FREE CAUSE I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOUR ART.
There are days when I'm kind of glad that writers are nowhere near in the same kind of demand in the furry fandom. Not that I've ever even considered trying to do commissions or anything like that. But I don't see how some artists can deal with all the rabid fans that come their way without running away screaming. As an aside, though, I kind of like the idea of purple fur. I will have to admit that.
Heres $2.00 and a day old Double Cheeseburger from McDonalds, My character is a fox,wolf, tiger, dragon, weasel, ferret, hyena, hawk hybrid with golden scales that shine under laser light. He's also buff and hung like a horse with a huge knot and tattoos of all his former lovers (123 of them and counting) in detailed detail in full color.
He's also a spy, mercenary, hot rodder, fashion designer with a mohawk and 22 piercings in his ears, 3 piercings in the left eyebrow, 6 in the right. His nipples are also pierced with dual bars and with ruby studs and a ruby studded Prince Albert. His nutsack is shaved and buffed to a high glow. He looks at you with a "I am going to make you scream my name when we have sex for the 50th time today" look in his eyes.
You can do this before the end of the day right?
He's also a spy, mercenary, hot rodder, fashion designer with a mohawk and 22 piercings in his ears, 3 piercings in the left eyebrow, 6 in the right. His nipples are also pierced with dual bars and with ruby studs and a ruby studded Prince Albert. His nutsack is shaved and buffed to a high glow. He looks at you with a "I am going to make you scream my name when we have sex for the 50th time today" look in his eyes.
You can do this before the end of the day right?
Haha, this is amusing in several ways x3
Especially the part where he mentions colors, despite it being a sketch xD
It's just as stupid as if I'd say "My character is a pink fairy armadillo. Oh and her fur is pink, and she's an armadillo." or "Hey, for that B&W sketch, remember my character got green eyes" =P
Especially the part where he mentions colors, despite it being a sketch xD
It's just as stupid as if I'd say "My character is a pink fairy armadillo. Oh and her fur is pink, and she's an armadillo." or "Hey, for that B&W sketch, remember my character got green eyes" =P
I had this happen at school where this ridiculously nerdy kid showed up to a chem/physics club meeting and the teacher mentioned creating a substance and he actually went up to as her if it was gack from star trek as in an alien species then while she was reacting says "oh wait it was... [insert name here]" and I just looked at him then the professor and burst out laughing hysterically.
His idea is lame! Mines soooo much better!
All right, here's what I'm thinking: This character is a tiger/horse/dragonfly/pikachu/George Clooney hybrid, with a slinky for a tail (not one of those lame rainbow plastic ones, but a super awesome metal one!)
If you could draw him playing a Rock Band guitar, but with a black and white snake coming out of the base where the cord would be.....
All right, here's what I'm thinking: This character is a tiger/horse/dragonfly/pikachu/George Clooney hybrid, with a slinky for a tail (not one of those lame rainbow plastic ones, but a super awesome metal one!)
If you could draw him playing a Rock Band guitar, but with a black and white snake coming out of the base where the cord would be.....
Oh lawd. Yeah, I can see how that can get frustrating. I love how the text gets smaller and smaller, as the idiot gets more and more tuned out. This is the joke that I hear all-too-often. Though it also usually includes someone's super-duper-special-snowflake-hybrid. You know the types. Hermaphroditic fox-dragon-wolf-unicorn-falcon with butterfly wings.
On a side-note, I can't help but read "RATS" every time I look at that guy's "ARTS" book. I think it's the backwards "R". Haha
On a side-note, I can't help but read "RATS" every time I look at that guy's "ARTS" book. I think it's the backwards "R". Haha
Actually, I am polite when I respond to their request for freebies! I was just making a statement in a sarcastic way what it really boils down to. I know that the economy is bad, right now, and there are a lot of people still out of work. I'm very sympathetic about this state of affairs for others. Yet, if I don't have the money to pay for a commission, I won't ask. It's that simple. Setting our priorities straight is the first thing, later a little funds for some luxuries will come down the pike. But get the priorities right, first, is very import for fiscal responsibility!
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