No.

that really rustled my jimmies.

Delicious microwaves aren't THAT deadly...to humans that is. They are deadly to kittens.

REMEMBER KIDS: Don't put your kitten in the microwave and turn it on.

you never mentioned anything about puppies.

Puppies are immune...fucking puppies.

I must be a huge troll since I make ramen often. :T

indeed (warning: food box is not responsible for radiation poisoning, mutation, giant monsters made of deceased animals, living cakes that are the masterminds behind genocidal A.Is that promise you its deliciousness while trying to kill you off it is certainly a lie, runny nose, diarrhea, anal bleeding, nose bleed, cough, sore throat, and many other conditions as well as death. Have a nice day)

That chicken cooked nicely,
I am jelly

how jelly?

Problem?

u jellin?

Yes Problem. Can you put marshmallows in? I'm counting on you for expert advice l:<

Yes, I have a problem [with your of how to make food with deadly radiation]

You're missing a watermelon or two.

mmmm chicken :Q

omgz i tried this and it wurked!u am a genius :3

omg that is so stupid u n00b u atually think that will work omg