your skater raccoon friends appetite has increased a lot recently. every time you and him take a trip skating, he always asks to drop by a mcdonalds or something on the way back. now, hes asking to go to mcdonalds on the way there and back. "im not even that out of shape, dude. youre sure sensitive" he says as his soft paunch that refuses to stop growing peeks out under his t shirt as he takes a seat down at the bench, trying to hold his breath around you to disguise his heavy huffing and puffing.

Next time we meet up Im gonna surprise him with a larger tshirt and skates that can hold much more weight than hes got now.

hell deny he needs them until he breaks his skates, and sheepishly accept your offer only then