Once upon a time there was a land called the Internet, and in the land of the Internet was a social media village.
"Is this one of those stories that have a moral?"
"Yes"
One day in the village a craze swept the land, everyone was loving a fictional wife known as a waifu; some villagers
let the whole world know about their fictional relationship, others would say 'well done' to one another, it developed
into a term called "simping". Everyone was happily simping, but just somewhere a greedy little pig who simped for a
character wanted the character all for themself.

"Wasn't there a simp who was really in love with a certain character?"
"Yes there was, but at least he didn't go trying to steal the character from everyone"

The greedy little pig smirked, and had the look in his eye.
I'm going to ruin a certain person's fanatasy, goodbye!

"Who was the pig talking to?"
"Maybe he was talking to his reflection!"

So he left his post and...

"Why would he steal a character?"
"How about you read the book and I'll lie in the bed and ask dumb questions"
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"Who was the greedy pig?"
"A nobody"
"It was based off someone real..."
"You're going to sleep and forget the whole thing"

"And check out 'The greedy little pig 2: Judgement day'."