We get a lot of visitors, an' this here's one of my favorites - João, monkey mixed martial artist, capuchin c-boy capoeirista extraordinaire, and brute of a Brazilian Jiujiteiro when he gets in close.

I think I said that right. He wrote this for me.

His dream is to run a dojo, minmaxing the natural talents of his mixed-species class. I know, sounds like a bargain bin Dreamworks knockoff, but the man's got a passion.

Comes from Detroit every once in a while, and he an' I re-enact some Negan-vs-Eddy play in the backyard while Pappy grills. Then it's burgers, beer, an' rubbin our bruises together.

Fun times.