If you walk in on Shelley Marsh, you're gonna have a bad time.

I get why Shelley's not everyone's favorite character, but I like her (enough to diaper her up). She reminds me of me when I was her age. I was also very insecure, and, yes, I took it out on my family a lot (At least here she's managed to find an outlet that doesn't involve beating Stan up). Plus, as an older sister myself, I'd be lying if I said I've never wanted to run my siblings over with a lawn mower or crush them with a piano.

Sorry, guys...especially you, BlueProto; I know you're still waiting on those requests. I've wanted to draw this for a few weeks now, and I've finally got a break from college, a chance to get it out of my system. Plus, it's great to send anyone who slams me with a request when I'm exhausted.

So, yeah. Leave her alone, guys. She's not been the household baby for a while. Plus, between presumably being picked on for her headgear, her boyfriend disasters, and freaking Tegridy Farms...she needs a freaking break. Oh, and seriously, don't tell anyone. The last thing she needs is another reason to be picked on.

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