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I know what you're thinking. "But KAMMMIIIIIIII~~ you said no fanart!!!"
I make an exception for bad jokes.
The journal on
silverfenrir's page about Kingdom Hearts is what inspired this.
I mean, come on. Goofy is a captain, and he's gotta shield, and onna his moves is to SHIELD RUSH the enemies. That's so Spartan.
Goofy © Disney
Art belongs to ASW '07'
I know what you're thinking. "But KAMMMIIIIIIII~~ you said no fanart!!!"
I make an exception for bad jokes.
The journal on
silverfenrir's page about Kingdom Hearts is what inspired this. I mean, come on. Goofy is a captain, and he's gotta shield, and onna his moves is to SHIELD RUSH the enemies. That's so Spartan.
Goofy © Disney
Art belongs to ASW '07'
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fanart
Species Dog (Other)
Size 607 x 1018px
File Size 153.7 kB
Frank Miller and Disney collaborate at long last!
They've gone paw-to-toe with the likes of Cruella de Vil, but now Pongo and Perdita must save their homeland from an invasion of Persian CATS! It's the epic cartoon comedy historical action slashfest:
300 Dalmatians!!
"Oh, Pongo! Whatever will we do?"
"Well, it's perfectly obvious what we need to do first. *wink!* Not to worry, though, love! If history is any indication, you'll only need to have two more litters."
"But, Pongo, this is madness!"
"THIS... IS... DISNEEEEY!" *pushes her into the doghouse*
They've gone paw-to-toe with the likes of Cruella de Vil, but now Pongo and Perdita must save their homeland from an invasion of Persian CATS! It's the epic cartoon comedy historical action slashfest:
300 Dalmatians!!
"Oh, Pongo! Whatever will we do?"
"Well, it's perfectly obvious what we need to do first. *wink!* Not to worry, though, love! If history is any indication, you'll only need to have two more litters."
"But, Pongo, this is madness!"
"THIS... IS... DISNEEEEY!" *pushes her into the doghouse*
Oh dear lord.....
Genius. Still, this is my current all time fave parody: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH5fhAyYJyA
THIS. IS. Caketown.
Genius. Still, this is my current all time fave parody: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH5fhAyYJyA
THIS. IS. Caketown.
Goofy always reminds me of those old driving instruction videos that Disney made. . . in fact. . .
*****
THE PHALANX: WALL OF STEEL
<fast forward>
(We see Lazy Goofy standing in his spot in the ranks, looking around and scratching his nose)
Narrator: "Third on our list of classic mistakes made in the Phalanx: failing to protect your neighbor. Remember, the Phalanx's strength comes from a group."
(Cut to a schematic of a silhouette of hoplite soldiers standing in line.)
Narrator: "Each hoplite must protect the man on his left using his shield from neck to thigh." (dotted lines indicate the range that the shield must overlap.) Neck to thigh.
(Cut back to Lazy Goofy with his shield too low.)
Narrator: "Remember, a single weak spot in the ranks can mean disaster."
Captain: "ARROW STORM!!!"
(All the Spartans form ranks and raise shields. . . except Lazy Goofy, who ducks behind his instead)
(Arrows come flying by)
Offscreen shout: "OWWW!"
(Lazy Goofy turns to see a very-pissed off Pete standing next to him with three arrows in his chest. Pete growls. Lazy Goofy grins sheepishly and shrugs.)
(Cut to Smart Goofy)
Narrator: "Now, here we see an example of a hoplite using his shield properly."
(Low rumbling sound. Smart Goofy lowers his helmet and braces behind his shield with the other Spartans.)
Narrator: "Here they come. . . steady now, boys. . . keep that shield high. . ."
(CRASH!!!!!! A bunch of enemy hoplites slam into the ranks and bounce off, flying over the horizon)
(Smart Goofy and the Spartans celebrate.)
Narrator: "As you can see, proper use of the aspis is essential to successful hoplite combat."
(Cut to: Smart Goofy lying on a bed being fed grapes by cartoon girls.)
Narrator: "Remember the tips you have learned in this film, and you too can be a Spartan worthy of the blood of Herakles."
(Goofy winks at the camera as the screen irises in to black.)
Cue the Disney logo and ending theme music.
*****
THE PHALANX: WALL OF STEEL
<fast forward>
(We see Lazy Goofy standing in his spot in the ranks, looking around and scratching his nose)
Narrator: "Third on our list of classic mistakes made in the Phalanx: failing to protect your neighbor. Remember, the Phalanx's strength comes from a group."
(Cut to a schematic of a silhouette of hoplite soldiers standing in line.)
Narrator: "Each hoplite must protect the man on his left using his shield from neck to thigh." (dotted lines indicate the range that the shield must overlap.) Neck to thigh.
(Cut back to Lazy Goofy with his shield too low.)
Narrator: "Remember, a single weak spot in the ranks can mean disaster."
Captain: "ARROW STORM!!!"
(All the Spartans form ranks and raise shields. . . except Lazy Goofy, who ducks behind his instead)
(Arrows come flying by)
Offscreen shout: "OWWW!"
(Lazy Goofy turns to see a very-pissed off Pete standing next to him with three arrows in his chest. Pete growls. Lazy Goofy grins sheepishly and shrugs.)
(Cut to Smart Goofy)
Narrator: "Now, here we see an example of a hoplite using his shield properly."
(Low rumbling sound. Smart Goofy lowers his helmet and braces behind his shield with the other Spartans.)
Narrator: "Here they come. . . steady now, boys. . . keep that shield high. . ."
(CRASH!!!!!! A bunch of enemy hoplites slam into the ranks and bounce off, flying over the horizon)
(Smart Goofy and the Spartans celebrate.)
Narrator: "As you can see, proper use of the aspis is essential to successful hoplite combat."
(Cut to: Smart Goofy lying on a bed being fed grapes by cartoon girls.)
Narrator: "Remember the tips you have learned in this film, and you too can be a Spartan worthy of the blood of Herakles."
(Goofy winks at the camera as the screen irises in to black.)
Cue the Disney logo and ending theme music.
Sorry.Love this so much,I have to exceed the max comment limit. XD
lol <333
DA: "...How can you ever possibly win over fame?!?THIS IS MADNESS!"
FA:"No.THIS IS FUR AFFINITY!!"
*Kicks DA mascot into a Horny Yiff group*
Yiff group:"Look.... ...PENIS!!!!"
*charges and rapes mascot* XD
FAP:*Laughs and points* "Scoreboard Beeeeyatch!!*
SA:*Walks away slowly* >.>;....
Sorry if this offended anyone.I had to say it. =^_^=
lol <333
DA: "...How can you ever possibly win over fame?!?THIS IS MADNESS!"
FA:"No.THIS IS FUR AFFINITY!!"
*Kicks DA mascot into a Horny Yiff group*
Yiff group:"Look.... ...PENIS!!!!"
*charges and rapes mascot* XD
FAP:*Laughs and points* "Scoreboard Beeeeyatch!!*
SA:*Walks away slowly* >.>;....
Sorry if this offended anyone.I had to say it. =^_^=
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