Ow! *winces at the one next to his crotch*

i personally think she should've castrated him... and i am male.

*yelps* Oww!!! Nononononooooo!

And they wonder why so many are gay these day. Women.

He seems remarkably nonchalant about 4 daggers sticking out of him... I guess he isn't the party tank for nothing, and she's pretty awesome with a throwing knife too it seems.

It's barely costing him eight hit points, he's barely feeling anything.

-B!

Still, I wonder why he said that about her mother and not about her...

....1 to five words. M.I.L.F

If he could barely feel those 4 daggers, I wonder how much damage Cleric's mother can do to be do-able.

ohh so 2 hit points he lost per knife.

Nonono, see, the three on his chest were one hit point each, that last one was a crit for 5.

hehe

8)

seems like a compliment to me (inb4 drake accuses me of requesting to see what said mother looks like)

Three daggers to the chest and one dagger to the near-crotch area. Yup, that's a reasonable reaction to a joke o.o;

Since when can clerics use throwing daggers?

I'm sorry, did you see her aim, given the targets she was probably after?

I'd say she can't. :-P Couldn't even take out the femoral artery on a *miss*!

Anyone can- all it is is a simple weapon, so anyone can use them- and a dex check. Cleric apparently didn't have the best rolls- no crits obviously :)

Oh, nono, one crit there. If there were no crits they'd all be on his chest.

*quotes Wolowitz* How is Do-able anything but a complement

Yeah...For instance: I find YOU pretty and highly do-able! What a nice compliment from me!

*giggles and hugs*

Gotta make a note of "Knowledge (Doability)" for my campaigns...

I guess it depends on the phrasing and delivery. "Your mother is quite a lovely woman" will probably get a different reaction than "God, I'd like to powerboat your mama's tits!".

LOL!

Oh thank you for that!

-B!

She needs to cross her arms a little bit higher...

I don't' think she can...

You mean calling someone's mother 'do-able' ISN'T a compliment anymore!?

What is this world coming to...

That's just..... very accurate Acupuncture... yeah.

Nearly 8 hit points, Please, Look at the guy, More like 2.5 hit points. Clerics arent built for damage, so the daggers are less than 1/2 way in. If she slammed em' in with that rack, it might have been a Critical. :P

My cleric can do roughly 12 points from 30 feet away with no weapons.

...I call dibs on her for my next adventuring party. <<

*smirks*
Combat Clerics for the win!

oh no, Just a regulation Lawful Neutral Cleric of Wee Jass, Goddess of Law, Death, Magic, and Love.
I just plan my spells real damn well...

*nods*
I meant more so a Cleric built for combat, not buffing, or healing.

Yes, I know what you ment.
Been playing D&D for some 30+ years.

Does nobody count the one near his valuables a crit?

Heheheh! CX

Hee. I would like to see a 'do-able' mum of hers. *ducks!*

The percentage of do-able mothers is rather low so that really is a compliment.

someone cant read signals

That cleric needs to multiclass into Ninja now.
...
Or Ranger;
Favored Enemy "Asinine"

....are clerics allowd to be that busty?

Yaaaa'! *giggle*

...dang, I forgot about deities of love, sex, lust, and I guess beauty. And maybe mother hood. I think Those kinda gods might be expected to have large chested clerics.

What else would you expect from me? ;)

-B!

Cute cubs and large deeked naughty herms?

...dang, I forgot about deities of love, sex, lust, and I guess beauty. And maybe mother hood. I think Those kinda gods might be expected to have large chested clerics.

Ya' betta' belive it!

She did pass out on a HUGE opportunity there. The correct reaction would be asking back: And me?
Apperantly She's in Her period...or needs to learn to take a compliment!

She might have taken it better if the barbarian wasn't fucking her at the time.
Doubly so if she wasn't trying to hide the fact that she thought of her mom the same way.

Oh she's not getting any... which might explain things.

-B!

This looks like a job for....PENIS MAN!

Ok, so.... like she isn't do-able either?...*has evasion, Improved Evasion, and Dodge w/ Dex. 19*

Evade? Fighters don't do that. they just shrug it off and hit things with thier swords.

-B!

An that's why Rouges rule.

Hey, I've seen pictures. She is.

*dives for cover*

The boy is lucky the one dagger isn't closer to a tender area. In this case getting a crit would be hitting the nutsack.

So it's only a partial crit? That's still a sensitive area!

There is a reason that in certain situation where one guy gets punted in balls most males will instinctively cover their own seedbags. That is a male's most sensitive area. Of course he's lucky they were thrown daggers otherwise, he might be a eunuch right now.

Still, I'd consider that a crit, maybe not a fatal wound style, but still...

if her mother has any kind of figure like her daughter she deserved the complement X3

Yes, but more so.

The cleric's still young and growing.

-B!

I didn't know clerics could throw ninja items. o.o

dude her mother is so do-able so was she till that lil outburst. oh well when i am done she'll be my daughter and i will ground her for the month, yeah now what lol ^^

"Bastard notices my mother but ignores me? Grrrrr..."

A lot of girls don't think saying "I'd motorboat those, I'd so motorboat those!" is a compliment either. Women, eh?

Yeah, what's up with that?

-B!

You know youre in trouble if your clerics the one hurting you XD

It's certainly not a good sign!

-B!

I like how he's all "meh" about the wounds...but then again I'm sure he's seen worse.

Oh yeah, if it's not going in one end and coming out the other it's not that bad.

-B!

Lulz, tank analogies, awesome...the cogent paradigms, dey multiply! :D lol

Ugh... an ex once said something similar about my mom... tho.. defintiely not as complimentary. o.<

Oh my!

-B!

You rather had taken a foot to the nuts, eh?

Gotta love RP logic, I can impale something on my spear and it takes 4 damage, but I can throw a shoe and it could decapitate an ogre for 69 damage x3

I think that can be done in Fallout. you just need the Blood Mess perk!

-B!

It can be done in a RP named "Eon" as well x3
It's based on "OB1T6" (basically, every time you roll a 6, you get to re-roll that dice, and another one)
So you can kill a god with a thrown shoe, and fail to kill a baby with a halberd :P

i have to agree with the cleric's reaction... i despise pigs like him.

men never seem to treat women with respect, it really enrages me.

course, im not entirely on the females' side, sometimes they ARE evil hearted witches [trying to keep my language tame...]

i've seen some women in my life that deserve to have the life choked outta them...

...eh, sorry.... i think i may have taken this image too seriously. >_>

hope i didnt make anyone feel too uncomfortable. >_<

Next time, try complimenting the lady herself, instead.

And try to get a better INT roll next time. You can come up with much better than "Do-able."

i call shenanigans clerics can't equip bladed weapons much less use them. a sizeable indent in the groinal region would have been the right call.

Maybe she's got a level of assassin under those robes.

-B!

........you sure have a thing for drawing hoods.

and tits, but that's been discussed to death i gather.

"What You Say 'Bout Mah Uterus?"

Well, it Was a Compliment; some Women/People take things Way Too Seriously at times. -XD-

Helluva Job as always, dude; U make my day as always whenever U post new stuff, B!

Thanks again 4 Laughs, Tits and Hilarity, bro; Peace!

-The Knives do nothing, they are Toothpics to him; except the one toward his Longsword- -XD-

I offer my services to help that cleric break her vow of chastity!

Yeah, take a compliment when you hear one! sheesh.