Laura used to work in tech support, but when the software daemons you're dealing with are towering pillars of glittering abstraction shaped into daggers that could burrow into your soul and rewrite your life history at a moment's notice and it's your job to lawyer the client's EULA with them, it's easy for burnout to creep up.

arcane contract theory still has its uses as a jumptruck operator, though, and weeks in transit with only frozen dinners, the Net, rows of silent TEUs, and the inky black for company always fly by a bit faster with your wife at your side. 💜🐀✨