Name: Dickinson

Species: Old British Goat

Age: 69

Likes: Tea, Coffee, Sweets, Bondage, Reading, Baking, His bathrobe, Sex, Himself, Flirting, Acting, Romance films, His favorite mug, Teasing, Mud baths, Long naps, Rain, Belfies, Sending nudes, Stone skipping, Showering

Dislikes: Being used, Kinkshaming, Judgmental people, Rumors, Rape, Drugs, Stalkers, Greedy people, Thieves, Mischief, Repeating himself, Pranks, Soft drinks, Spoiled people

Favorite Food: Victoria Sponge Cake

Occupation: Pornographic Film Actor

Birthplace: England

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Bladed Gunbrella

Title: Royal Sex Symbol

Fursonal Quote: “What's say you and I do a little..."bonding" together?”

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Mr. H: "G'day, furry folks! It's National Goat Awareness Week! Do you like goats? How 'bout...daddy goats, eh? Well, look alive and look no further, because we got a new GDILF - "Goat Daddy I Like to Fuck" that's joining us on this particular week. Iiiit's Dickinson! This hunky, chunky, not-so-grumpy, daddy dumpy goat is lookin' fiiine, not gonna lie. Not to mention, he's a pornographic film actor......wait, hold up! Pornographic wha-...*looks at the bio*......Dickinson...IS A FUCKING PORN STAR?! Holy motherfucking shit! Are you for real?! A fucking porn star on our team, in our building, added to our roster?! I mean, I guess it makes a lot of sense why his name has the word "Dick" in it, especially if you lowkey spaced out the words in his name - "Dick In Son"......wait, that doesn't sound right. Other than that, I can't believe it, man. This dirty, and I mean LITERALLY dirty, old goat makes fucking pornos. That explains why he be lookin' hella thicc under that bathrobe there. I can already tell some furries are gonna have a field day with this goat dad here. Although don't let his thicc dad bod lure you in because it's a trap...to his enemies, that is. Yessir. See that umbrella behind him? That's no ordinary umbrella. Dickinson wields a gunbrella to shoot down his enemies. His gunbrella also has blades around the tips where he can slash 'em, too. Not only that, but he can also detach and launch the top part of the gunbrella at his foes to saw 'em in half like a buzzsaw. Dirty...but deadly. *moves his eyebrows up and down*"