Right! Here, at long last, is an example of what happens when I try to draw. Well, usually the results are a lot more horrible, but I kinda like this little thing. It was made on my Nintendo DS, on a wonderful program called 'Colors!'.

It depicts, of course, a brave Minecraft miner who is facing off with an exploding creeper, lurking in from the darkness for hugsssss. To those not (yet) addicted to Minecraft, the thing about creepers is that the only warning you get when one of them is about to go off is the sudden hissing of a lit fuse, hence the title.

I also take joy in the fact that there's about ten or so people out there right now going "Who the hell is this guy, and why exactly am I watching him in the first place?". Hello, confused people! If I manage to draw something else (not utterly and entirely) crappy, I might subject you to more of my creations.