Do not forget the army of forest animals they tend to bring for an after the battle feast

Ah yes, and the one thing that can make them a threat.. the dreaded Unicorn!

Damn elves... I murder them on sight these days.

I don't go that far, but I also don't give them the time of day! xP

A group of elf merchants tried to sell me gems.

Elves don't mine.... so that means they must have bought them off some other Dwarves, Just so they can sell them to you! fuking elves!

So the Elf ruin a fight for a dwarf...That's going in the grudge book *Slams down massive book*

I see they have given you much grief! xP;

onto the elf. Grudge solved.

Elf moment

Treetard moment

LOL!

X3

Hehe... "Duty"...

X3

"Weird little Troll-lookin' motherfucker."

Behold, a tree troll! XD

A wise man once said this about Elves

HAH! XD

lol yup, know what’s even worst then elves?

wazzat?

These filthy knife ear mongrel mutts...

Oh I dunno, the elves in Dwarf Fortress become, less shit, when they adopt any other culture other than elf (example: Cacame Awemedinade)
Half the time if Elves are banging humans, it's cause they got conquered by humans, and have adopted human values.

By extension a half elf is going to have the same values, which if nothing else makes them a better person compared to a typical elf.

True, but Half-elves are (from what my brother told me since he plays D&D on a different group) worse then Elves cause they have the "because I'm half-elf, it means I have more humility and integrity then what elves do, so that in turn makes me better than them by embracing my flaws" mentality going on

If this was any other species I would've expected them to stab themselves witht heir weapon. But because this is an elf, and elves use fucking wood, they cannot even die right.

Such a cool battle got interrupted cos fucking elves. Nothing kills the mood harder than an epic siege being interrupted by elves, their unicorns and other fucking pets.

For what it's worth tho, Unicorns are at least something to be feared.

wow that is like.....impressive sad. :P also Das looks like a freaking bad ass X3

It is impressive just how confidently stupid Elves can be in Dwarf Fortress. XP

Cut all the trees
Make wooden barrels
Pack them with elven meat
Try to sell to the next elven trader.

Elves try to make quotas on how many trees can be cut.

Cut all trees, just out of spite!

I had to explain to a friend, why Dwarves are masters of hammers AND axes.
"Shouldn't it just be hammers? I mean they're known for mining and smithing"
<Yeah but, there's a legitimate reason for an axe>
"Oh yeah? What?"
<Axes, cut down trees>

How else are you going to piss off all the elves?

That’s just sad lol

And annoying! oDo

The only explanation I have for how shitty Dwarf Fortress elves are is that they are actually the Christmas kind of elves, only without Santa Claus to keep them in check.

That and a mix with the elves from the movie Wizards, It enplanes their bat shit Hippy logic!

Elves, who sell living wood axes for cutting down trees, but get upset when you harm trees ..

Or get pissed when you have one of their family heirlooms, but refuse to take it when you try to give it back to them,
cause they crafted it out of wood, instead of growing it.

Honestly this game end sup making my favourite versions of Elves in any fantasy setting, just because of how amusingly backwards they are.

Hey he could have died due to splinters to the groin

Could be, considering how bat shit they get over trees, I wouldn't surprise me if they were tree fuckers to.

game goes and makes those knife ears the most insulting bastards in fortress mode good to just raid the merchants and rely on the human trade merchants

Yes, humans are much better neighbors.

Only good thing elves ever did was bring decades of memes about how terrable they are.

Goth I love that Dwarf Fortress still delivers <3

And the odd awesome one thet some times show up.

ahhh.... yes. invader zim. you sir are a man of culture.

ah well met fellow man of culture!

ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS-STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG, I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD THAT YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP DICK! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH IS GONNA SMELL LIKE MY SHOE POLISH! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT, AND PUSH IT IN YOUR FACE! I'M GONNA FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY FUCKING BEARD! I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS, AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD OUGHT TO BE, JUST SO I CAN KICK THEM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET! YA TWAT! -Urist Boatmurdered

Classic! XD

Eh. I prefer kobolds over elves any day. :V

Kobolds an Gobbos are teh best short stacks. =3