Couch Kitties: The World's Largest Bacterium by Major Matt Mason -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

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Couch Kitties: The World's Largest Bacterium

By Major Matt Mason,
posted 3 years ago The Man, The Stache, The Legend | Support me with Shinies!

UPDATE: It would appear I was a couple days early...

With all due apologies to Thiomargarita magnifica, of course.

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Zeph © Sharra

Sharra. Tali and the Kittehs © me. H/T Walt46

Walt46 for the link.

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Kythra ∞kythra

Writer

3 years ago

That's silly. Nancy's not a bacterium, she's a fungus.

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

3 years ago

But not a fun gal.

Hovard ~hovard

3 years ago

Now I feel sorry for the bacterium...

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

3 years ago

That's why I apologized to it.

Perfesser-Bear ~perfesser-bear

Writer / Photographer

3 years ago

Meh, you can get rid of the first one with a bucket of water...

Let's see, got some tequila, triple sec and Rose's Lime Juice. O, wait, wrong kinda Margarita...

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

3 years ago

I dunno, sounds like a good Margarita to me...

And, yeah, bucket of water or land a Kansas farmhouse on her.

NezumiYuki ~nezumiyuki

the Skaven who draws LEWDS

3 years ago

Oh that’s easy... I have tractor beams on my Montana... just have Tali pick out an old plantation house, preferably a decrepit one, I’ll hoist it, and park it right on Pelousi!

xDD

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

3 years ago

That'll get'r done!

drivernjax ~drivernjax

Writer

3 years ago

Now Marmel, let's not be insulting. Those bacteria might decide to evolve into a germ that we have no defense against.

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

3 years ago

I apologized! I apologized!

blacklion68 ~blacklion68

3 years ago

Yeah, tentacle wielding Green Slime!

NezumiYuki ~nezumiyuki

the Skaven who draws LEWDS

3 years ago

WAIT... tentacled green slimes are dangerous? Since when?

xD

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

3 years ago

Inorite?

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/9513687/

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/33027609/

blacklion68 ~blacklion68

3 years ago

Go to YouTube and look up the movie "The Green Slime"... Be prepared to laugh.

NezumiYuki ~nezumiyuki

the Skaven who draws LEWDS

3 years ago

Oh pfffff! Green Slime the funky space horror drama.... yea I know that one.. xD

My question still stands however.. Green slimes are bad??

xDD

blacklion68 ~blacklion68

3 years ago

One is tenta monster. The other is AD&D NomNom Jello monster.

elkit ~elkit

Anthro Artist

3 years ago

It's my favorite outer-space B-movie! And it's got the funkiest theme song ever!

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Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

3 years ago

RocketT.Coyote ~rockett.coyote

Fursuiter/Artist

3 years ago

A ten percent chlorine bleach solution usually takes care of the pathogens.

Major Matt Mason ~marmelmm

The Man, The Stache, The Legend

3 years ago

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOTTLE!

corrilly ~corrilly

Single and not looking

3 years ago

i think i prefer the actual bacterium !! ^v^ 😜😂

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The Man, The Stache, The Legend

3 years ago

Likewise, I'm sure. Much more honest and benign. ~,^

steamfox ~steamfox

Traditional Artist

3 years ago

Amoebas the size of baseballs have been seen in the deep ocean depths; Bacteria the size of birdshot have been discovered in a Caribbean swamp. Too bad Human sized brains are so rarely found in political circles.