So! Here's the situation. :)

 Mephis the fighter,  Marafane the black mage,  desmondfallout the black belt, and myself,  wrathofautumn the red mage, were walking around doing FF stuff, when we're about to get ambushed by two ninjas! We have the pre-emptive strike, when  desmondfallout pulls out a weapon that we agreed to purchase: the chocobo grenade. Turns targets within the blast radius into chocobos.

Unfortunately, it backfires(of course.) Caught up in monologuing, the grenade blows up in his hand and now we're all seeing the consequences as the Ninjas just sit back and watch the chaos.

Here's the challenge! Whoever can come up with the funniest dialogue for what these six characters are saying(If any or none at all.), I will draw them a free picture! :D How's that? Nifty huh?

Here are the rules.
1. One line for each character only.
2. All six must be voiced.
3. No one can rip off another's quote.
4. Must be related to the pic
5. Only one try per person.
6. Have fun!

PS. The poeple drawn in the pic can play too!

I'll post my example at the bottom.

Characters
Fighter- mephis
Black Mage- Marafane
Black Belt:- desmondfallout
Red Mage- wrathofautumn
Ninja A-No one
Ninja B-No one