I'M SEXY, DAMMIT! by Raye Matthews -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

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posted 15 years ago Coffee Addict | Support me with Shinies!

To put this in perspective, last night I wanted to get intimate, but Lothar's like 'uh, no'
So I asked, 'Why the hell not?!'
he replied 'Because we're both sick and very unsexy'
So I got up and yelled, 'I'M SEXY DAMMIT' while probably making a crazy face like this, and yes snot did shoot out as I screamed.
We laughed hysterically and nearly died from coughing up our lungs.

I'm so the opposite of sexy now.

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Raye Matthews ~inabyss

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Coffee Addict

15 years ago

*giggle* thanks :)

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Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Indeed it does. Plus, I blame my husband for this. Yep. All his fault. ;) But the win? It's mine ALL MINE.

Vant Talon ~vanttalon

Digital Artist

15 years ago

o_o;

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Aren't I a sexy kitty? *coughcoughhackdies*

Vant Talon ~vanttalon

Digital Artist

15 years ago

uh yeah sure! c_c;

Omaru-san ~omaru-san

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

awww you look so pretty ^^

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

d'aawe you're just saying that <3 *sniiiiiiffffs*

astrofenn ~astrofenn

Frantic Scribbler

15 years ago

XD
You're awesome

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Haha! Thanks ^^ <3

Digital Artist

15 years ago

heh^^

*hugs*

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

*giggles* :)

Digital Artist

15 years ago

*hands you a tissue*

hope you are feeling better

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

I'm sure I'll ride out this cold over the weekend. I'm not used to British weather so it gets to me from time to time XD

Digital Artist

15 years ago

heh.

I just drink plenty of vitamin C

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

I am ^^ thank you for your concern :) You're a sweetheart!

Digital Artist

15 years ago

anytime^^

*hugs*

TheTinGirl ~thetingirl

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Lol wow. xD I love you Raye

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

D'awe <3 I love me too ^^

MushyMutt ~mushymutt

Digital Artist

15 years ago

Hahahaha that's awesome!
That expression is... unique to say the least!

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

If by unique you mean SEXAY i must a gree *snots*

MushyMutt ~mushymutt

Digital Artist

15 years ago

Oh yes that's exactly what I meant. Nothing like a face fulla snot to turn a guy on in the mornings!

lotharhex ~lotharhex

Photographer

15 years ago

It's funny cos it's fucking true!

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

We are made of horny and fail.

5pikey8lur ~5pikey8lur

Writer

14 years ago

Aren't we all?

Sexy_Chickennugget ~sexychickennugget

Digital Artist

15 years ago

Damn it Girl! ya made soda come out of my nose!!! I Reeeealy got to stop reading descriptions while drinking LOL

totally been there and said the same thing LOL

-hugs hope you feel better

-=G=-

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Haha, sorry about that, that must've stung real bad ;P

Hahaha, so you know my pain :p

Thanks hon :) I hope so too! This cold is killer.

DireWolf505 ~direwolf505

Furry MilTech Enthusiast

15 years ago

Awwwww.

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Ino :C

Artist in works

15 years ago

I laugh. :D

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

YAY. My work is done.

Charrio ~charrio

Furry Cartoon/Pin-up Artist

15 years ago

Too hilarious lol

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

And it's all true XD

LabrnMystic ~labrnmystic

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

Hey now, *hug, pat, pat* Its not just the physical that makes someone sexy. ^_^ You be as sexy as you want to in your head hun. XD

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

In my mind I'm one sexy vixen *hackcoughphlegmdies*

LabrnMystic ~labrnmystic

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

Of coarse you are hun. ^_^

15 years ago

*hugs* Hope you get well soon. And yes, you are sexy. I would still have tried to drive it in, just expect me to pass out if I was sick. XD

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Haha i did try, coughing in your husband's face is apparently not sexy. XD

15 years ago

Heh heh heh. DId you try the paper bag on the head and do other things?

phoenix_14 ~phoenix14

Novice coder and dev.

15 years ago

This picture just made my day XD

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

<3 I'm so glad to hear that XD

Askad123 ~askad123

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

of course you are

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

So sexy I can't be looked at directly

or at least that's what my hubby says.

Askad123 ~askad123

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

and what happens if i look at you then? XD

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Lately they've been turning to stone. I'm sure they just can't take all that beauty at once.

Right?

...Right?

mandoron23 ~mandoron23

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

Um... yes you are. Now please step over there where your GERMS!!!1!ONE! can't reach me.

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Haha, http://yfrog.com/5t93923289j this was inspired by a reader. Does this mean... I may not be as sexy as I thought D:

mandoron23 ~mandoron23

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

Eh, I blame Medusa standing behind you and making funny faces.

Digital Artist

15 years ago

You one of the sexiest muthafukas on up here! I gotta draw you one of these days!

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Well y fank yew! I'm so sexay! And aww that would be cool :)

animalalf ~animalalf

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

hahahaha i love you!!! XD

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Thank you ^^

BondoFox ~bondofox

Anthro Slop Artist

15 years ago

Or, don't you wish your girlfriend were hot like me?

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

I'd break into song and dance sequence but I just woke up and am currently suffering from afro hair :C

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Raye Matthews ~inabyss

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Coffee Addict

15 years ago

:D yay i@m sexy!

ishigoto ~ishigoto

15 years ago

well, according to Niel Patrick Harris there is a direct link between 'crazy' and 'hot'...looks pretty damn crazy to me!

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

That must mean i'm super hawt!

ishigoto ~ishigoto

15 years ago

Oh yeah, the ruffled fur, rage face, boogers, just sends guys over the edge :b

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Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

*giggle* thank you :)

SarinFox ~sarinfox

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

that face oozes sexy

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

Doesn't it just? <3

Velixer ~velixer

Semi-Writer/Character Collector

15 years ago

I've never heard of anyone wanting to get intimate while being sick
Now I've seen everything XD
BTW that face is gorgeous X3

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

haha I'm different that way :3
Inorite SO ... SEXY!

Velixer ~velixer

Semi-Writer/Character Collector

15 years ago

I can imagine...well at least if both of you are sick its a neutral playing field XDDD
*holds up garden hose* Yes, and this will make you that much sexier

Kattman ~whisky-ghost

Hobbyist

15 years ago

Dear Lord! Get back,Not clean not clean!

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

15 years ago

BUT I'M PURDY.... PURDY

Kattman ~whisky-ghost

Hobbyist

15 years ago

Get that snot bubble away from MEEEHHHH!

BloodNekoFox ~bloodnekofox

Anthro Artist

14 years ago

yes your very very sexy and scary witch makes you sexier

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

14 years ago

That's all sorts of sexy :D I'm doing another sexy one right now actually :3 This is so sexy it'll be the end all of mah sexiness!

BloodNekoFox ~bloodnekofox

Anthro Artist

14 years ago

wow that means we all going to die well at lest it's in a hot way

5pikey8lur ~5pikey8lur

Writer

14 years ago

Yes. Yes you are. Of course, that could be because I'm looking down your slipping shirt. Now, let's have a look at your face, and... Oh God! It's the ugly side all over again!

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

14 years ago

QUICK KEEP LOOKING AT THE CLEAVAGE!
SAVE YOUR SANITY!

5pikey8lur ~5pikey8lur

Writer

14 years ago

GAAAH IT'S TOO LATE TULIPS BLOOM IN FRACTURED SCREENSAVERSSSSSZZZZZ

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

14 years ago

GASP D:

x_Rogue_x ~xroguex

14 years ago

Of course you are deary ^_^" the sexyest

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

14 years ago

*derps out* HURREH

x_Rogue_x ~xroguex

14 years ago

yaay ^.^' *slowly walks away*

Robin_Luponox ~robinluponox

Art Whore

14 years ago

hehe reading the story with the pick makes it even more funnier

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

14 years ago

haha the sad part is that its all true XD

Traditional Artist

14 years ago

yes you are XD

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

14 years ago

INORITE! so sexay

Traditional Artist

14 years ago

indeed^^

schlechtertodd ~schlechtertodd

Photographer

14 years ago

uh yeah we know .-.

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

14 years ago

SO SEXY

schlechtertodd ~schlechtertodd

Photographer

14 years ago

just clean your nose a bit hun .-. *dabs at your nose*

caitsith511 ~caitsith511

2D Animator

14 years ago

Bed head & cowlicks are in now

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

14 years ago

Then i must've been the sexiest, most in fashion person ever

EclipseProductionsX ~eclipseproductionsx

14 years ago

hilarious yet somehow cute XD

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

14 years ago

aww thank you ^^ you're too sweet <3

EclipseProductionsX ~eclipseproductionsx

14 years ago

I just call it like it is :3

KeybladeFox ~keybladefox

Anthro Artist

14 years ago

In my experience, sexy always overpowers sickness. :3

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

14 years ago

so sick, it's sexy!

MrTobyVee ~superkirby6554

Watcher

13 years ago

holy shit, no ur not!

psycho44727 ~psycho44727

Art Whore

13 years ago

that is a very cute love story :3 very cute

demon

5 years ago

i fell that whay right now

Raye Matthews ~inabyss

OP

Coffee Addict

4 years ago

Eye crusties and all

demon

4 years ago

yep

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