Letters to Leo the Patriotic Lion: #21
Leo's twenty-first letter.
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Chuong: And yet somehow, some Americans are losing their minds over the overturn. I'm just going to start trolling them online for their antics. And the ketchup bottle dresses looks stupid. They're really going to show up in your conventions and Halloween parties looking like ketchup bottles?
Lawrenz/Lawrence: I say leave them alone and let them go nuts. Back in Malta, abortion is banned but my people don't act out like that. The Americans who do this need some antipsychotics like Prozac or Lexapro.
Zax: Let them wear the red dresses and white hoods. They just want attention.
Chuong: I've also laughed all night when I saw a video of an American woman going super saiyan like Goku before shouting about how she'll summon the antichrist, however that works.
Zax: You can't summon the antichrist.
Wrangler Wolf: Some of my friends are planning to wear inflatable Heinz ketchup bottle costumes just to drive the folks in red dresses mad. And of course they'll be recording their antics for social media too.
Chuong: Just don't let Leo or Super C blow up over this.
Mr. Letterman: You know what? I'll be a Heinz ketchup bottle this Halloween then!
Chuong: Careful not to engage in trolling too much. A member of America's Congress undergoing marching punishment for trolling would be a national embarrassment.
Rainier: Sssh! Let him have fun! He's still a person like the rest of us. At least it's not someone like Trudeau doing blackface.
Lawrenz/Lawrence: I say leave them alone and let them go nuts. Back in Malta, abortion is banned but my people don't act out like that. The Americans who do this need some antipsychotics like Prozac or Lexapro.
Zax: Let them wear the red dresses and white hoods. They just want attention.
Chuong: I've also laughed all night when I saw a video of an American woman going super saiyan like Goku before shouting about how she'll summon the antichrist, however that works.
Zax: You can't summon the antichrist.
Wrangler Wolf: Some of my friends are planning to wear inflatable Heinz ketchup bottle costumes just to drive the folks in red dresses mad. And of course they'll be recording their antics for social media too.
Chuong: Just don't let Leo or Super C blow up over this.
Mr. Letterman: You know what? I'll be a Heinz ketchup bottle this Halloween then!
Chuong: Careful not to engage in trolling too much. A member of America's Congress undergoing marching punishment for trolling would be a national embarrassment.
Rainier: Sssh! Let him have fun! He's still a person like the rest of us. At least it's not someone like Trudeau doing blackface.
Leo: They must have not paid attention when I signed the bill.
Super C: You want to troll people again? *to himself* I have a bad feeling about this.
Cripto: *to Wrangler Wolf* I don't think that's such a good idea.
Cogent Cat: *to Rainier* Oh, you had to bring that up! Levi still hasn't lived that down!
Super C: You want to troll people again? *to himself* I have a bad feeling about this.
Cripto: *to Wrangler Wolf* I don't think that's such a good idea.
Cogent Cat: *to Rainier* Oh, you had to bring that up! Levi still hasn't lived that down!
Titus: Why not just wear Heinz ketchup bottle costumes and blend in with other inanimate objects with hidden cameras recording the people in red dresses and white bonnets. I believe that's what those white hoods on the heads are called.
Foxtrot: How about using a 3D printer to replicate giant wax copies of Heinz ketchup bottles with a place for hidden cameras? It's not like you're going out to troll people directly.
Mr. Letterman: That's a better idea!
Wrangler Wolf: It is I suppose. When you secretly record idiots having public meltdowns and you post them on social media, that's just life to teach people not to be idiots. Not to mention, it kinda helps prevent employers from hiring the wrong people who would become liabilities. Nobody wants to hire a racist because they disagreed with their opinions.
Marshall: You guys have a point. That's a pretty good way to catch troublemakers before they hurt someone.
Foxtrot: How about using a 3D printer to replicate giant wax copies of Heinz ketchup bottles with a place for hidden cameras? It's not like you're going out to troll people directly.
Mr. Letterman: That's a better idea!
Wrangler Wolf: It is I suppose. When you secretly record idiots having public meltdowns and you post them on social media, that's just life to teach people not to be idiots. Not to mention, it kinda helps prevent employers from hiring the wrong people who would become liabilities. Nobody wants to hire a racist because they disagreed with their opinions.
Marshall: You guys have a point. That's a pretty good way to catch troublemakers before they hurt someone.
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