Greetings!, welcome!

its always so great to see individuals such as yourself with a passion for scientific discovery.
Now if you will just sign this waiver and NDA we can proceed to the testing.

Last batches we tested resulted in zero complaints from the test subjects involved.
not a single word of complaint was reported, isn't that reassuring?!

Anyway -smirk- if you will select your serum from the list below we can get started -chuckle-

happy testing,
oh and once again thank you

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lab update: serums will be administered during Dutch fur con 2022
lab update: serums successfully administered at Dutch fur con 2022, no issues

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Date ============ Batch-id ===== TF-ID ====== compound ===== Species ==== Warning
14/07/2022 17:20 101 #668-64a (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin triphosphate lupinase Wolf (Canis Lupus) Warning: Might cause suggestible state and swirling in eyes in subject
14/07/2022 17:22 102 #202-27b (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin triphosphate lupinase Wolf (Canis Lupus) Warning: Causes extreme affinity for purple in some subjects
14/07/2022 17:24 103 #808-13c (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin triphosphate lupinase Wolf (Canis Lupus) Warning: May cause extensive wagging in subjects
14/07/2022 17:26 104 #540-40d (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin triphosphate lupinase Wolf (Canis Lupus) Warning: Subjects may start a howl
14/07/2022 17:28 105 #791-41b (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin triphosphate lupinase Wolf (Canis Lupus) Warning: Subjects may start a howl
14/07/2022 17:30 106 #951-87a (3R)-tetrapernoid astaxanthin sacharose fulginase Red Panda (Ailurus Fulgens) Warning: Subjects may appear tall and dangerous
14/07/2022 17:32 107 #551-00b (3R)-tetrapernoid astaxanthin sacharose fulginase Red Panda (Ailurus Fulgens) Warning: Subjects may experience fear of rocks
14/07/2022 17:34 108 #315-35c (3R)-interleukin-1β somatotropin ursulase Polar Bear (Ursus Maritimus) Warning: Keep subjects away from penguins
14/07/2022 17:36 109 #515-82a (3R)-interleukin-1β somatotropin ursulase Polar Bear (Ursus Maritimus) Warning: Subjects might experience trouble with climate
14/07/2022 17:38 110 #293-47d (3R)-interleukin-1β somatotropin ursulase Polar Bear (Ursus Maritimus) Warning: Subjects sense of smell range might increase to 1 Km
14/07/2022 17:40 111 #074-61a (3R)-xanthophore-somatotropin ursulase Brown Bear (Ursus Arctos) Warning: Keep subjects away from picnic baskets
14/07/2022 17:42 112 #354-80b (3R)-xanthophore-somatotropin ursulase Brown Bear (Ursus Arctos) Warning: Subjects may have urge to sleep during hibernate season
14/07/2022 17:44 113 #490-30d (3R)-acetylene-somatotropin ursulase Black Bear (Ursus Americanus) Warning: Subjects may have urge to sleep during hibernate season
14/07/2022 17:46 114 #526-60b (3R)-acetylene-somatotropin ursulase Black Bear (Ursus Americanus) Warning: Tree climbing ability may develop in subjects
14/07/2022 17:48 115 #954-74a (3R)-alkaline phosphatase-myostatin ursulase Grizzly Bear (Ursus Arctos Ssp.) Warning: Subjects may have urge to sleep during hibernate season
14/07/2022 17:50 116 #605-16c (3R)-alkaline phosphatase-myostatin ursulase Grizzly Bear (Ursus Arctos Ssp.) Warning: Watch the ceiling
14/07/2022 17:52 117 #286-50a (3R)-acetylene-somatotropin ursulase Black Bear (Ursus Americanus) Warning: Subjects may develop urge to fish with bear hands
14/07/2022 17:54 118 #851-14a (3R)-interleukin-acetylene somatotropin ursulase Giant Panda (Ailuropoda Melanoleuca) Warning: Subjects must consume at least 11.8 KG of bamboo
14/07/2022 17:56 119 #778-27a (3R)-myostatin (aq.) mitochondrial mpv17 tigrase Tiger (Panthera Tigris) Warning: Purple pigmentation in stripe pattern may occur in subject
14/07/2022 17:58 120 #973-01d (3R)-myostatin (aq.) mitochondrial mpv17 tigrase Tiger (Panthera Tigris) Warning: Obsession with laser pointer dot might occur in subjects
14/07/2022 18:00 121 #766-09c (3R)-myostatin-adenosin triphosphate leonase Lion (Panthera Leo) Warning: Keep subjects away from Yarn balls
14/07/2022 18:02 122 #563-28b (3R)-myostatin-adenosin triphosphate leonase Lion (Panthera Leo) Warning: Magnificent mane growth will occur in male subjects
14/07/2022 18:04 123 #970-69b (3R)-myostatin-adenosin sacharose caracase Caracal (Caracal Caracal) Warning: Subject might show increased levels of class
14/07/2022 18:06 124 #408-17d (3R)-myostatin ethylene-glycol unciaase Snow Leopard (Panthera Uncia) Warning: Need for winter clothing might become redundant
14/07/2022 18:08 125 #028-90a (3R)-myostatin ethylene-glycol unciaase Leopard (Panthera Pardus) Warning: Stalking behaviour may occur in subjects
14/07/2022 18:10 126 #665-43d (3R)-myostatin amphetamine jubatusase Cheetah (Acinonyx Jubatus) Warning: Results might be spotty at times
14/07/2022 18:12 127 #858-86c (3R)-myostatin amphetamine jubatusase Cheetah (Acinonyx Jubatus) Warning: Do not allow in poker game
14/07/2022 18:14 128 #191-48c (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Saint Bernard (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: May cause extensive wagging in subjects
14/07/2022 18:16 129 #445-85a (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Rottweiler (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: Subjects might require extensive petting
14/07/2022 18:18 130 #606-93d (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Golden Retriever (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: May cause extensive wagging in subjects
14/07/2022 18:20 131 #023-92c (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Labrador Brown (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: Subjects not allowed on couch
14/07/2022 18:22 132 #665-27a (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Labrador Black (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: May cause extensive wagging in subjects
14/07/2022 18:24 133 #915-98d (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Labrador Black (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: Keep Subjects away from Tennis-balls
14/07/2022 18:26 134 #057-95c (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Border Collie Brown (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: Subjects might attempt to herd people
14/07/2022 18:28 135 #069-18c (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Border Collie Black (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: Subjects might attempt to herd people
14/07/2022 18:30 136 #887-32a (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, German shepherd (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: Subjects might be very obedient
14/07/2022 18:32 137 #538-26b (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, German shepherd (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: May cause extensive wagging in subjects
14/07/2022 18:34 138 #508-83a (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, English Mastiff (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: Subjects might be doing a protect
14/07/2022 18:36 139 #247-00d (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Shiba Inu (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: May cause extensive wagging in subjects
14/07/2022 18:38 140 #825-14b (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Dalmatian (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: Results might be spotty at times
14/07/2022 18:40 141 #377-77d (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Newfoundland (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: May cause extensive wagging in subjects
14/07/2022 18:42 142 #200-51b (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Malamute (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: Subjects May start a howl
14/07/2022 18:44 143 #771-36b (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Bernese (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: May increase breeding instincts in subjects
14/07/2022 18:46 144 #072-84a (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Husky (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: May cause extensive wagging in subjects
14/07/2022 18:48 145 #235-39a (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Husky (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: Subjects May start a howl
14/07/2022 18:50 146 #772-86d (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Husky (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: May cause extensive wagging in subjects
14/07/2022 18:52 147 #573-32c (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Husky (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: Drama
14/07/2022 18:54 148 #985-76b (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin lupusate familiarase Dog, Husky (Canis Lupus Familiaris) Warning: Urge to pull sled might be present in subjects
14/07/2022 18:56 149 #468-27b (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin polyurethane vulpesase Fox (Vulpes Vulpes) Warning: Subjects might be super nice
14/07/2022 18:58 150 #126-98d (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin polyurethane vulpesase Fox (Vulpes Vulpes) Warning: Experimental mix contains draco-elements
14/07/2022 19:00 151 #373-20a (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin polyurethane vulpesase Fox (Vulpes Vulpes) Warning: May contain essense of demonCore
14/07/2022 19:02 152 #873-75d (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin polyurethane vulpesase Fox (Vulpes Vulpes) Warning: Can cause extreme cases of chill in subjects
14/07/2022 19:04 153 #522-81e (3R)-tetrahydrofuran-adenosin polyurethane vulpesase Fox (Vulpes Vulpes) Warning: Screaming might occur
14/07/2022 19:06 154 #877-94b (5S)-somatotropin ipamorelin rexase T-rex (Tyrannosaurus Rex) Warning: Minima brachium will occur in subjects
14/07/2022 19:08 155 #325-04d (3R)-carboxyl-phenolic lactone constrictase Snake (Boa Constrictor) Warning: Keep subjects away from subjects in Ratus/Mus group
14/07/2022 19:10 156 #800-18a (3R)-carboxyl-phenolic lactone reticulatase Snake (Malayopython Reticulatus) Warning: Keep subjects away from subjects in Ratus/Mus group
14/07/2022 19:12 157 #861-16d (3R)-somatotropin estradiol caballase Horse (Equus Ferus Caballus) Warning: Odd herding behaviour might occur in subjects
14/07/2022 19:14 158 #793-74a (3R)-somatotropin estradiol caballase Horse (Equus Ferus Caballus) Warning: Remove underwear in stage 2
14/07/2022 19:16 159 #711-34a (3R)-tetrahydrofuran catusase lupinase crocutase Hyena (Crocuta Crocuta) Warning: Subjects may be more susceptible to laughing fits
14/07/2022 19:18 160 #574-09d (3R)-tetrahydrofuran catusase lupinase crocutase Hyena (Crocuta Crocuta) Warning: Jaw strength might increase in subjects
14/07/2022 19:20 161 #576-25b (3R)-polyamine dihydrogen oxide carchariase Shark (Carcharodon Carcharias) Warning: Increased chance of toothache will occur
14/07/2022 19:22 162 #621-17a (3R)-polyamine dihydrogen oxide orcase Orca (Orcinus Orca) Warning: Do not free
14/07/2022 19:24 163 #971-03c (3R)-polyamine dihydrogen oxide truncatusase Dolphin (Tursiops Truncatus) Warning: Keep subjects away from hoops
14/07/2022 19:26 164 #660-07a (3R)-polyamine dihydrogen oxide vulgarisase Octopus (Octopus Vulgaris) Warning: Hugging ability will increses fourfold
14/07/2022 19:28 165 #972-57a (3R)-nitrogen oxygen argon nigase Squirrel (Sciurus Niger) Warning: Might contain nuts
14/07/2022 19:30 166 #362-30a (3R)-nitrogen oxygen argon galluase Chicken (Gallus Gallus Domesticus) Warning: Subjects might offer an nice egg in these trying times
14/07/2022 19:32 167 #375-21c (3R)-nitrogen oxygen argon leucocephalase Eagle (Haliaeetus Leucocephalus) Warning: Subjects might steal food from other subjects
14/07/2022 19:34 168 #606-22b (3R)-nitrogen oxygen argon superciliase Duck (Anas Superciliosa) Warning: Have breadcrumbs on hand
14/07/2022 19:36 169 #912-61c (3R)-nitrogen oxygen argon coraxase Raven (Corvus Corax) Warning: Never more
14/07/2022 19:38 170 #853-81c (3R)-nitrogen oxygen argon jamaicensase Hawk (Buteo Jamaicensis) Warning: Eyesight will not be affected
14/07/2022 19:40 171 #042-02b (3R)-beta carotene cuniculase Rabbit (Oryctolagus Cuniculus) Warning: Might contain trace amounts of other serums
14/07/2022 19:42 172 #884-93e (3R)-beta carotene cuniculase Rabbit (Oryctolagus Cuniculus) Warning: Subjects may develop affinity for motorcycles
14/07/2022 19:44 173 #130-35d (3R)-calcium hydroxide Lanigerase Chinchilla (Chinchilla Lanigera) Warning: May cause caffeine addiction in subjects
14/07/2022 19:46 174 #896-44a (3R)-calcium hydroxide quamquamace Hamster ( Mesocricetus auratus ) Warning: Often mistaken for chinchilla
14/07/2022 19:48 175 #733-70c (3R)-methane tetrahydride norvegicuase Rat (Rattus Norvegicus) Warning: Affinity for bad jokes might develop in subjects
14/07/2022 19:50 176 #615-61a (3R)-methane tetrahydride ratuase Rat (Rattus Rattus) Warning: Be aware of tail growth
14/07/2022 19:52 177 #341-94d (3R)-methane tetrahydride musculase Mouse (Mus Musculus) Warning: Subjects might develop affinity for cheese
14/07/2022 19:54 178 #300-83a (3R)-myostatin 2β somatotropin rufase Kangaroo (Macropus Rufus) Warning: Subjects might develop boxing ability
14/07/2022 19:56 179 #193-66a (3R)-myostatin 2β somatotropin rufase Kangaroo (Macropus Rufus) Warning: Lower region might shift in case of male subjects
14/07/2022 19:58 180 #710-27e (3R)-somatotropin estradiol equusase Donkey (Equus Africanus Asinus) Warning: Keep away from carrots
14/07/2022 20:00 181 #851-70d (3R)-somatotropin estradiol equusase Donkey (Equus Africanus Asinus) Warning: Loud braying might occur
14/07/2022 20:02 182 #206-78b (3R)-myostatin-adenosin cornutumase Charr (Cat Illum Cornutum) Warning: Subjects may pledge allegiance to the legion
14/07/2022 20:04 183 #190-16b (3R)-myostatin-adenosin cornutumase Charr (Cat Illum Cornutum) Warning: Subjects may have increased urge to celebrate Meatoberfest
14/07/2022 20:06 184 #798-79d (3R)-myostatin 1β somatotropin lutrase Otter (Lutra Lutra) Warning: Dook Dook Dook
14/07/2022 20:08 185 #532-35a (3R)-myostatin 1β somatotropin lutrase Otter (Lutra Lutra) Warning: Subjects might place food on tummy instead of plate
14/07/2022 20:10 186 #919-34d (3R)-diacetyl sodium oxybate melase Badger (Meles Meles) Warning: Subjects might not care
14/07/2022 20:12 187 #783-53a (3R)-diacetyl sodium oxybate rotundase Bat (Desmodus Rotundus) Warning: Subjects might be susceptible to sonar signals
14/07/2022 20:14 188 #289-41d (3R)-tribulin safrole Mississippiensase Alligator (Alligator Mississippiensis) Warning: Subjects might become snappy
14/07/2022 20:16 189 #393-33a (3R)-tribulin safrole porosusase Crocodile (Crocodylus Porosus) Warning: Subjects might become snappy
14/07/2022 20:18 190 #782-49c (3R)-sodium polyacrylate ariase Sheep (Ovis Aries) Warning: Keep subjects away from Colie test participants
14/07/2022 20:20 191 #358-78a (3R)-sodium polyacrylate ariase Sheep (Ovis Aries) Warning: Keep subjects away from Colie test participants
14/07/2022 20:22 192 #495-03c (3R)-octadecanoic acid hircusase Goat (Capra Aegagrus Hircus) Warning: There will be screaming
14/07/2022 20:24 193 #669-04c (3R)-galactose glucose taurase Cow (Bos Taurus) Warning: Not suited for subjects with lactose intolerance
14/07/2022 20:26 194 #811-56b (3R)-octadecanoic acid radiatase Monkey (Macaca Radiata) Warning: Might require additonal bananas
14/07/2022 20:28 195 #990-17d (3R)-interleukin-acetylene estradiol quaggase Zebra (Equus Quagga) Warning: Keep out of range of barcode scanners
14/07/2022 20:30 196 #632-27b (3R)-myostatin ethylene-glycol unciaase Snow Leopard (Panthera Uncia) Warning: Inability to roar will occur in subjects
14/07/2022 20:32 197 #380-45a (3R)-myostatin-adenosin triphosphate catase Cat (Felis Catus) Warning: Subject may develop great cooking abilities
14/07/2022 20:34 198 #436-74b (3R)-myostatin-adenosin triphosphate catase Cat (Felis Catus) Warning: Subject may develop chocolatey taste
14/07/2022 20:36 199 #054-19a (3R)-myostatin-adenosin triphosphate catase Cat (Felis Catus) Warning: Hairballs
14/07/2022 20:38 200 #231-15z (3R)-myostatin-adenosin triphosphate catase Cat (Felis Catus) Warning: Subjects will sits if fits
14/07/2022 20:40 201 #478-26a (3R)-acetylene-somatotropin besarine Wickerbeast (Viminea Bestia) Warning: Subject may develop unstable Axe-Throwing urges
14/07/2022 20:42 202 #314-73b (3R)-thermite phenanthrene giganteus furrase Fur Dragon (Draco Furrure) Warning: Bubble Breathing ability might develop in subjects
14/07/2022 20:44 203 #625-35c (3R)-thermite phenanthrene giganteus furrase Fur Dragon (Draco Furrure) Warning: Affinity for little pillows might present itself in subjects
14/07/2022 20:46 204 #775-11d (3R)-dicalcium phosphate dehydrate saberine Sabertooth Tiger (Smilodon Populator) Warning: Subjects should be aware of increased dentistry costs
14/07/2022 20:48 205 #977-07b (3R)-dicalcium phosphate dehydrate saberine Sabertooth Tiger (Smilodon Populator) Warning: Toothy grin no longer avoidable in subjects
14/07/2022 20:50 206 #860-58a (3R)-thermite phenanthrene giganteus orientase Eastern Dragon (Draco Orientis) Warning: Subjects might show signs of hoarding
14/07/2022 20:52 207 #843-77b (3R)-thermite phenanthrene giganteus orientase Eastern Dragon (Draco Orientis) Warning: Noodles included
14/07/2022 20:54 208 #618-18c (3R)-thermite phenanthrene giganteus occidentase Western dragon (Draco Occidentem) Warning: Subjects might develop urge to play pandemic games
14/07/2022 20:56 209 #681-20a (3R)-thermite phenanthrene giganteus occidentase Western dragon (Draco Occidentem) Warning: Subjects might show signs of hoarding
14/07/2022 20:58 210 #332-57d (3R)-thermite phenanthrene giganteus occidentase Western dragon (Draco Occidentem) Warning: Keep subjects out of range of princesses
14/07/2022 21:00 211 #976-70a (3R)-thermite phenanthrene parvus dracoase Kobold (Draco parvus) Warning: May cause submissive behaviour towards Draco test group
14/07/2022 21:02 212 #080-84b (3R)-thermite phenanthrene parvus dracoase Kobold (Draco parvus) Warning: May cause submissive behaviour towards Draco test group
14/07/2022 21:04 213 #402-87d (3R)-thermite phenanthrene parvus dracoase Kobold (Draco parvus) Warning: May cause submissive behaviour towards Draco test group
14/07/2022 21:06 214 #959-32b (3R)-citric trisodium citrate capitase Sergal (Caseus Capitis) Warning: Might contain cheese
14/07/2022 21:08 215 #440-06a (3R)-citric trisodium citrate capitase Sergal (Caseus Capitis) Warning: Might contain cheese
14/07/2022 21:10 216 #867-31c (3R)-hydrocarbon silicon frenase Synth (Frena Machina) Warning: Eject media before removing
14/07/2022 21:12 217 #903-55a (3R)-hydrocarbon kerosene currase Plane (Scapha Machina) Warning: Only administer serum in large open space
14/07/2022 21:14 218 #028-13a (3R)-hydrocarbon nitrocellulose soccase Sock (Mediis Soccus) Warning: Subjects might experience cottonmouth
14/07/2022 21:16 219 #748-44a (3R)-hydrocarbon nitrocellulose mollase Plushie (Ludere Mollis) Warning: Gentle wash cycle only, do not tumble dry!
14/07/2022 21:18 220 #918-74d (3R)-hydrocarbon nitrocellulose mollase Plushie (Ludere Mollis) Warning: Subject will have to endure many hugs
14/07/2022 21:20 221 #191-30c (3R)-hydrocarbon elastomer luderase PoolToy (Aequor Ludere) Warning: May cause bloated feeling in subjects
14/07/2022 21:22 222 #829-09b (3R)-hydrocarbon elastomer luderase PoolToy (Aequor Ludere) Warning: Do not pop subjects
14/07/2022 21:24 223 #640-23b (3R)-hydrocarbon octane currase Car (Currus Machina) Warning: Premium fuel only!
14/07/2022 21:26 224 #308-54d (3R)-hydrocarbon octane exolvunturase Motorcycle (Exolvuntur Machina) Warning: Subjects will require support during process
14/07/2022 21:28 225 #242-37a (3R)-orthorhombic sulfur chupine Chupacabra (Caprae Potator) Warning: Keep away from sumoning circles
14/07/2022 21:30 226 #866-36d (3R)-calcium hydroxide cerine Deer (Cervus Elaphus) Warning: Keep out of headlights
14/07/2022 21:32 227 #843-11c (3R)-orthorhombic sulfur pokenace Arcanine (Ignis canis) Warning: Subjects might be unable to control Flamethrower ability
14/07/2022 21:34 228 #534-28c (3R)-hydroxyapatite calcium chrysoine Maned Wolf (Chrysocyon brachyurus) Warning: Contains Tetrahydrocannabinol-like properties
14/07/2022 21:36 229 #926-37a (3R)-hydroxyapatite calcium chrysoine Maned Wolf (Chrysocyon brachyurus) Warning: Stick your leggy out real far
14/07/2022 21:38 230 #867-89d (3R)-triacylglycerol lipid esine Frikandel Broodje (Escam Baculum Panem) Warning: Delicious
14/07/2022 21:40 231 #742-77c (3R)-Inositol 1-phosphate stoatine Stoat (Mustela erminea) Warning: Dooking might occur in subjects
14/07/2022 21:42 232 #186-78a (3R)-beta carotene cuniculase Rabbit (Oryctolagus Cuniculus) Warning: Subjects might show signs of binkying
14/07/2022 21:44 233 #528-73d (3R)-beta carotene cuniculase Rabbit (Oryctolagus Cuniculus) Warning: Floppy ears might occur in subjects
14/07/2022 21:46 234 #428-19c (3R)-thermite phenanthrene giganteus furrase Fur Dragon (Draco Furrure) Warning: Subjects might show signs of hoarding