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Family Matters: A Raccoon On The Roof
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/48101262/
Sounds crazy, no?
Story by
Walt46 and M. Mitchell Marmel. All rights lefted.
Art by
Tegerio. Color by MMM&M. The extra M is for "Hang on to your hats, folks, here we go again!" ;)
Sounds crazy, no?
Story by
Walt46 and M. Mitchell Marmel. All rights lefted. Art by
Tegerio. Color by MMM&M. The extra M is for "Hang on to your hats, folks, here we go again!" ;)
Category Cel Shading / Fantasy
Species Raccoon
Size 1280 x 1723px
File Size 869.7 kB
In old-days premium DisneyChannel-style full length, thank you very much; not the syndicated fuckin' half-length:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCrn-wrJW5Y
[New Jack Swing starts up]
With daring, pluck, and mystery,
A champion of right!
She swoops down from the sha~dows,
Procyon of the ni~ight
The unseelie? Their numbers' up,
No matter what scheme!
(backup singers: "þrī, twēġen, ān...")
CHORUS
Raccoon Queen!
When stuff's unheimlich,
Just call on Tessa Ring:
Raccoon Que~e~n!
(chain mail 'kini: "Let's 'regale' ya.")
Raccoon Queen!
(audience members: "Umm, Tessa? Tessa?")
[the Raccoon Queen suffers some kind of slapstick]
(audience members: "Fuck!")
A pretty thing, so she appears,
A master of the Wiles!
When Red S...omethings just ain't around,
Get your fix from her style~
Banditry-free black mask on,
No Johnny; yes to Quests!
[repeat chorus once]
backups, audience members: "Her standards are high, you Bad Boys..."
main singer, cutting in: "Raccoon Queen!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCrn-wrJW5Y
[New Jack Swing starts up]
With daring, pluck, and mystery,
A champion of right!
She swoops down from the sha~dows,
Procyon of the ni~ight
The unseelie? Their numbers' up,
No matter what scheme!
(backup singers: "þrī, twēġen, ān...")
CHORUS
Raccoon Queen!
When stuff's unheimlich,
Just call on Tessa Ring:
Raccoon Que~e~n!
(chain mail 'kini: "Let's 'regale' ya.")
Raccoon Queen!
(audience members: "Umm, Tessa? Tessa?")
[the Raccoon Queen suffers some kind of slapstick]
(audience members: "Fuck!")
A pretty thing, so she appears,
A master of the Wiles!
When Red S...omethings just ain't around,
Get your fix from her style~
Banditry-free black mask on,
No Johnny; yes to Quests!
[repeat chorus once]
backups, audience members: "Her standards are high, you Bad Boys..."
main singer, cutting in: "Raccoon Queen!"
Is it wishful thinking for me to think you were asking for an encore from me, rattie?
This filk will have three weak points:
I’ll cover just the first couple lines, ending with that part which gets belted out. (0:19 ~ 1:05 in the link)
Most of yunz will just have to take my word for the quality of the Japanese, speaking of which…
I love Japanese, but am not a native speaker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0kKF1S209I
テッサ一世
TESSA issei
Tessa, the first by that name
ウゥ
U’U
Woo
真っ黒がついている 羽色髪ある
makkuro ga tsuiteiru / ha iro kami aru
Jet black is there to be had, on fur the color of ash
意地悪事をして、ビキニ盗む。
ijiwaru koto wo shite : BIKINI nusumu
There’s the doing of a mean thing: to steal a bikini
ラッコの奥さん も黙られて
rakko no oku san / mo damaserarete
Also involving the deception of an otter who is a wife
悲しく、猫のせいで：恋の道だ。
kanashiku, neko no sei de: koi no michi da
Sad to say, it was the fault of a cat: a path which lust leads one down
有り熊と狼の勝負があり、
ariguma to ookami no shoubu ga ari,
The match between handwashing bear (raccoon) and wolf has been decided
固えるなら、「正義が負けた」、負け犬のなきやっぱり？
katoeru nara, “seigi ga maketa”, make inu no naki yappari?
If the answer to it is “Justice lost this time”, then is it the cry of a dog who lost, after all?
This filk will have three weak points:
I’ll cover just the first couple lines, ending with that part which gets belted out. (0:19 ~ 1:05 in the link)
Most of yunz will just have to take my word for the quality of the Japanese, speaking of which…
I love Japanese, but am not a native speaker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0kKF1S209I
テッサ一世
TESSA issei
Tessa, the first by that name
ウゥ
U’U
Woo
真っ黒がついている 羽色髪ある
makkuro ga tsuiteiru / ha iro kami aru
Jet black is there to be had, on fur the color of ash
意地悪事をして、ビキニ盗む。
ijiwaru koto wo shite : BIKINI nusumu
There’s the doing of a mean thing: to steal a bikini
ラッコの奥さん も黙られて
rakko no oku san / mo damaserarete
Also involving the deception of an otter who is a wife
悲しく、猫のせいで：恋の道だ。
kanashiku, neko no sei de: koi no michi da
Sad to say, it was the fault of a cat: a path which lust leads one down
有り熊と狼の勝負があり、
ariguma to ookami no shoubu ga ari,
The match between handwashing bear (raccoon) and wolf has been decided
固えるなら、「正義が負けた」、負け犬のなきやっぱり？
katoeru nara, “seigi ga maketa”, make inu no naki yappari?
If the answer to it is “Justice lost this time”, then is it the cry of a dog who lost, after all?
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