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Ever since our botched escape attempt, it seemed like our bodies had some growing resentment. They wanted so badly to pop us... but at the same time, they knew that if they did they'd lose their main source of entertainment. It was one day when they were playing games together that the fox popped out of his seat with an enlightened looking pose. Over the time we've been stuck like this, we've learned to read their... well, body language somewhat. And we both knew they were up to something.
The fox went over to grab one of our phones- though at this point saying "our" was a formality: they'd already changed the passcodes, wallpapers, everything they could without raising suspicion from our friends, who they talked to while imitating us- and after fiddling with it for a few minutes turned to show us... a pizza delivery. He put his fingers up to a nonexistent chin, proud of placing an order without having to speak a word. He almost seemed to be saying, "What a convenient era we live in, eh~?" The goat grabbed us both by our ears, squishing us together while plopping us on a chair and turning it to the door- a front row seat to a show neither of us wanted to see.
It was only ten minutes or so before the doorbell rang. "Pizza!" we heard an apathetic voice yell from the other side. We wanted to warn him somehow, to shout at him to leave, but we knew by now that was a bad idea. The goat was the one to open the door.
"Get your damn pizza, I have a route to... what the hell?!" He recoiled at the headless figure staring back at him. That was the natural response, but it wasn't doing him any favors.
We both stammered out "Run!" but it seemed that he didn't quite hear us through the shock. It seemed that he began to run but it was a moment too late- the goat grabbed his noggin and shoved a foot on his belly, yanking it straight off like it was a stubborn Lego piece. Meanwhile, the fox jumped out from behind and snatched the pizza before it fell to the ground. The beaver's confused face dangled mere inches from us. We could only lament for him. 'Well, I guess we have a new roommate...' at least, that's what we thought.
Before we could even react, the goat raised his other hand up high in the air and slammed it down with a force we didn't know they could even produce, instantly shredding the beaver's head into tiny rubber pieces. They... they called him over for that?! In the background we could hear the pizza being dumped straight into the garbage- that much, at least, we had predicted. They both stretched their arms before high fiving each other- whatever stress they had was clearly relieved. And then, they went back to what they were doing like nothing had ever happened. We saw the beaver's body wander off, discarding the pizza uniform in a nearby bush...
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So... popping, eh! I'm not a fan of it when it happens to me, but I do enjoy dangerous situations so I very much enjoy the threat of it. I know it's not everyone's cup of tea, though.
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Potayto
Art by
Rawr
The fox went over to grab one of our phones- though at this point saying "our" was a formality: they'd already changed the passcodes, wallpapers, everything they could without raising suspicion from our friends, who they talked to while imitating us- and after fiddling with it for a few minutes turned to show us... a pizza delivery. He put his fingers up to a nonexistent chin, proud of placing an order without having to speak a word. He almost seemed to be saying, "What a convenient era we live in, eh~?" The goat grabbed us both by our ears, squishing us together while plopping us on a chair and turning it to the door- a front row seat to a show neither of us wanted to see.
It was only ten minutes or so before the doorbell rang. "Pizza!" we heard an apathetic voice yell from the other side. We wanted to warn him somehow, to shout at him to leave, but we knew by now that was a bad idea. The goat was the one to open the door.
"Get your damn pizza, I have a route to... what the hell?!" He recoiled at the headless figure staring back at him. That was the natural response, but it wasn't doing him any favors.
We both stammered out "Run!" but it seemed that he didn't quite hear us through the shock. It seemed that he began to run but it was a moment too late- the goat grabbed his noggin and shoved a foot on his belly, yanking it straight off like it was a stubborn Lego piece. Meanwhile, the fox jumped out from behind and snatched the pizza before it fell to the ground. The beaver's confused face dangled mere inches from us. We could only lament for him. 'Well, I guess we have a new roommate...' at least, that's what we thought.
Before we could even react, the goat raised his other hand up high in the air and slammed it down with a force we didn't know they could even produce, instantly shredding the beaver's head into tiny rubber pieces. They... they called him over for that?! In the background we could hear the pizza being dumped straight into the garbage- that much, at least, we had predicted. They both stretched their arms before high fiving each other- whatever stress they had was clearly relieved. And then, they went back to what they were doing like nothing had ever happened. We saw the beaver's body wander off, discarding the pizza uniform in a nearby bush...
◄◄ Prev • FIRST • Next ►►
So... popping, eh! I'm not a fan of it when it happens to me, but I do enjoy dangerous situations so I very much enjoy the threat of it. I know it's not everyone's cup of tea, though.
Featuring
Potayto Art by
Rawr
Category Artwork (Digital) / Inflation
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 7777 x 1444px
File Size 1.73 MB
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