As every wolfcub knows, only a still-wet whelp would believe one human can deliver presents to the whole world in one night using a sled pulled by a team of flying reindeer. Reindeer can't fly. Elves can't survive the arctic cold. And then there is the chimney thing.

Clearly, there is only one conclusion that a critically thinking wolfcub can draw: Santa, his team, his elves, etc. must all be ... wolves.

This was my 1999 Christmas Card. Yes, only three pics from 1999. Short year.