(continuing from artist's comments) and yet it is so true....
seriously, when I heard you worked for a scout camp, I knew you had to crazy. Then I saw the shit load of knives you'd be keeping in the room with us, and I thought to myself, "Oh shit, my roommate is a sociopath..."

The important thing is I thought that with a smile on my face and without looking nervous. That's the secret to handling crazy people. Well, that and being completely paranoid about the possibility that everybody is crazy except you, it's just a precaution to have a smile on your face and be confident at all times until you can find the people in your life who aren't crazy (good luck...)