Lemmy the Skunk
A skunky rocker burnout with a rebellious opinion on bathing.

Lemmy is the lead guitarist and vocalist of one of the two most popular bands in town - Skunk Rock. Lemmy is a huge burnout that managed to cultivate a unique strain of particularly dank and skunky weed on his body. It grows best in his armpits. He's almost always smoking whenever he's not in public, and sometimes even when he is in public, and he always stinks of weed even when he hasn't recently been smoking, which is never. Lemmy hates the fact that as an arboreal he needs to water himself regularly because it's too much like a bath.

Naturally Skunk Rock's members are all potheads too, and even if they weren't, they'd be getting a constant contact high. Somehow the band always has a different bassist every month, but the current one, Pibbalt, seems pretty smitten with Lemmy, so maybe this is the one. Moone has been trying to convince them to add a trumpet to the band, but Lemmy isn't into it.

Skunk Rock's one-hit was a song called We Don't Need A Shower, A song lamenting about the smothering societal pressure to bathe. It really speaks to the teenage condition of being a smelly stoner. In all honesty the song was something he threw together as part of a jam session. They threw it into a set to pad it out, and the crowd went wild. After that they exclusively wrote songs about being smelly teens.

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