a great friend of mine recently invited me into the wonderful world of paw appreciation, and i have to say, i've since grown quite fond of the place. :] admittedly, i was a bit timid and self-conscious in light of everyone strutting around barefoot with immaculately beautiful pedicures, but once i saw the buffet i was like MOOOOOOOOOVE OVER HERE I COME! (fair warning: if you get between me and a platter of assorted crackers and cubed cheeses --even inadvertently -- i cannot be held liable for any potential harm that may befall you. i will break you like drago broke apollo creed. except... female.) :]

haha! no, but honestly folks, feet play far too important a role in our lives to go ignored! without the locomotive capabilities of our enchanting lower extremities, how would we stand and walk around comfortably? just think -- a world sans the shapely swoop of our soles or the arresting anatomy of our arches would be a world tragically devoid of stylish footwear, games of footsie, and -- dare i say it? -- SENSUAL FOOT MASSAGES.

a terrifying prospect, i know! so kick your feet up, and give them the admiration they deserve! warm them with toasty socks fresh from the dryer! wiggle and stretch those toesies until they're good and limber! for you macros out there, buy an expensive pair of sneakers and pop your way out of them!

let us learn to love our feet! because a world without feet is a world in which i would not want to live. also because if you don't, i will break you. (kidding! ...well, half-kidding anyway.) :]

p.s. -- yes, his name is "pawl," and yes, i realize it's a joke that's probably been made many times before. he exists solely to satisfy punny urges, but don't feel bad for him; after all, he's clearly enjoying himself. plus, it could be worse -- consider all the imaginative figments throughout history that have been named "meowrice." :]