A commercial i made for  Baebunny about a year or so ago. <3

Here's what i'm saying in case you can't understand something:


Happiness was once an easy thing to find

large sun-filled green fields dotted with thick leafy trees to shade you while you shared a picnic with your best friend.

walking down to old bill's corner store to buy some orange cream sodas and chalk and then going into an alley way to draw giant penises with your best friend.

These days most people would call such activities gay. people need new ways to find happiness. and that's what Holmgren Furry Fun Enterprises is all about.

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Hi. My name is Eddy Holmgren, and I'm here to talk to you today about some of our amazing products made for furries by furries, but mostly for Bae Bunny and by me.

Like the Bae Bunny Snugglots! This soft microfiber snuggle doll was created in the patented Bae Bunny style for maximum snugglage, spreading comfort and joy with even a possible hump or two. Boots, barrette, carrots, panties, wet-erase marker, and ac power adapter sold separately.

OR! The Bae-licious Cookin' in Yellow cook book! Many of Bae Bunny's own favorite recipes in one large easy-to-read hardback leather bound book on tape! From banana cream pie with chocolate chips and whipped cream to lemon meringue pie with whipped cream and chocolate chips, it's all here!

And of course for breakfast time you can't go wrong with the Bae-con breakfast meat substitute! With reduced grease fat and calories, but the amazing flavor of Bae, you know your morning is going to be filled with joy! And after such a slimming yet adventurous breakfast, you know you'll want to go out in your Bae-side thong wear!

Walk around with pride in your cute yet sexy Bae style thong wear sandals or underwear, we've got it all! Our soft silky thongs will slide with extreme comfort in between those soft round toes. Or your butt cheeks! You'll feel so good about your sexy looks you'll want to go outside in nothing but your Bae-side thong wear!

Now, I know what you're going to say. 'Eddy, won't i be arrested for improper exposure?' And to that i say, Of course you will! But why let THAT stop your fun and happiness!? You should invest in Bae-lif bail bonds! The easy to use get out of jail free card. These beautiful cards printed on full card stock and embroidered with an official Bae Bunny picture of your choice are both useful and decorative, and carry a no money back guarantee on their effectiveness on getting you out of jail for free. If you were unable to get out of jail for free, you're probably asking yourself, 'I wonder if i'll be anally raped for going into jail with nothing but my thongs and carrying a Bae-by snugglots doll.' Well of course you will! And that's why you should have prepared yourself!

Preparation can be easy with the Bae Bunny's specialized silicone vibrating inflatable wireless self-heating hand made personalized dish washer safe easy to use self charging battery operated color changing hand held mounted fully automated collectable blue tooth compatible harmonically tuned 8 piece dildo set. from size S for beginners to WTF for pros, this set is made for any and all pleasures. with training provided in the 5 disk instructional dvds you'll be able to take any man or beast wanting a ride. order your Bae bunny's specilized silicone vibrating inflatible wireless self-heating hand made personalized dish washer safe easy to use self charging battery opporated color changing hand held mounted fully automated collectable blue tooth compatible harmonically tuned 8 piece dildo set Today! and hear special offers for our Bae-licious cook book, our Bae-by snugglots, our Bae-side thong wear, our Bae-con breakfast meat substitute, and our Bae-lif bail bonds.

These products are an invention of Eddy Holmgren and Holmgren Furry fun enterprises and are a complete imaginary thing of Eddy Holmgren. They are made to make bunnies smile. do not try to find these items in any store.