so for shark week and me hitting 1k submission notes in my messages on FA, i think it's time for me to properly (re)introduce:
Petey the Piranha!
he's not a shark but listen he's got cute chompers and that's all that matters in shark week
cute petey art here is a good place to put all of the little stuff about him and is done by https://twitter.com/spicedmix

anyways basic sfw stuff about petey because i need to really put these down and i have no idea how to write one so bear with me
- he's a college boy going to a big college town!
- he's 20-23 years old, not exact because it's funnier that way
- short king at 5 foot 6 inches
- bisexual because he just like me fr
- the adorablest fishboy there ever was
- he wears both masculine and feminine clothes. not for any real reason, he just likes wearing it
- he's on the cheer squad for his school
- he eats cans because they make his scales shiny
- avid dork bully
- real full name is petrya zkar vhusra'yngol but everyone just calls him petey
petey patchnotes 1.1
- he can't do a backflip despite being a cheerleader
- he LOVES sweets and pastries but also does take good care of his teeth
- he doesn't have a car so he bikes everywhere he can
- he's got bio-electric skin but it's more for finding his phone or remote behind the couch than actual defense
- he's a very, very smalltime streamer. viewers donate to see him put on dresses and make them explode by forcing him to eat food and people until the dress pops open.

little tidbits about his world
- his school colors are sky blue and black, and their mascot is a pirate!
- lots of old style stuff never went out of date there: arcades, milkshake bars, nice nostalgic places like that