
It's late so I decided to draw an important figure in my life, Mr. Russell "Sweet" Sweet.
Russell Sweet is the inventor of Russell Sweet's Sweet Sweet Cookies ™. Coming from a childhood of abuse and neglect, Mr. Sweet turned his life around when he embraced his one true love: Cookies. Russell Sweet is rarely seen without some sort of cookie on his person; he has even invented "cookie drink" so that he may never have the taste of warm, chocolate chunks leave his lips.
Fun Facts:
-He has the diet of four overweight sorority girls.
-Is a known "cookiesexual"; he is only sexually attracted to cookies.
-His most famous cookie, the Double Chocolate Chunk, has sold over 100,000 units (each unit contains approx. 32 cookies) in the past two years...to himself.
-Regularly advertises (and bathes in) his "Triple Dip", which contains Cream, Sugar, Cookie Dough, Crumbled Cookies, Five Varieties of Chocolate, Cookies, and a secret ingredient (rumored to be his own semen).
-Cries himself to sleep at night.
-Starred in a relatively short series of hip-hop videos, which were eventually canceled due to an unforeseen cookie shortage and fits of weeping.
-Collection of sweaters rivals that of Bill Cosby.
You can learn more about Russell Sweet in these videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KebJLDLvXtA and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUwRH9SNjqE
Russell Sweet is the inventor of Russell Sweet's Sweet Sweet Cookies ™. Coming from a childhood of abuse and neglect, Mr. Sweet turned his life around when he embraced his one true love: Cookies. Russell Sweet is rarely seen without some sort of cookie on his person; he has even invented "cookie drink" so that he may never have the taste of warm, chocolate chunks leave his lips.
Fun Facts:
-He has the diet of four overweight sorority girls.
-Is a known "cookiesexual"; he is only sexually attracted to cookies.
-His most famous cookie, the Double Chocolate Chunk, has sold over 100,000 units (each unit contains approx. 32 cookies) in the past two years...to himself.
-Regularly advertises (and bathes in) his "Triple Dip", which contains Cream, Sugar, Cookie Dough, Crumbled Cookies, Five Varieties of Chocolate, Cookies, and a secret ingredient (rumored to be his own semen).
-Cries himself to sleep at night.
-Starred in a relatively short series of hip-hop videos, which were eventually canceled due to an unforeseen cookie shortage and fits of weeping.
-Collection of sweaters rivals that of Bill Cosby.
You can learn more about Russell Sweet in these videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KebJLDLvXtA and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUwRH9SNjqE
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