he's kinda evil is he not?

Why thnaks you!

From which Dyose challenge was Jason again? Or is he a new character?
Damn, too many good stories from you to recall...

Wow. What else can I say? An amazing and terribly gripping story, in the end I was holding my breath, it seemed I couldn't read fast enough to know what was going on...

It was really a fantastic chapter, it would've made the Dyose series truly epic.

Why thanks! You flatter me!

If I flatter you enough, will you write more Dyose?

Probably not

Daww... Was worth a try though :p

No please. Go ahead and try. I wont mind.

I SAID FLATTER ME!

WITH A BULLDOZER!!! Boy will you be flattered when I'll be done with you!
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Wait, maybe the word is flattened? Ah well!

.... Stop wasting time with being stupid and compliment me damn it!

But I have to be very ingenious to waste tie like this! I'm not stupid :p

So it's compliment now, not flatter?




Aahh, this feels just like the good ol' days

You have to be smart to waste a tie? You could just throw it away you know.

BOTH!


Did you have crazy withdraw while you were gone?

Gah! Waste TIME! Wasting a tie is easy, wasting time requires a bit more intelligence! Which I seem to lack recently...

All right! So I'll fill you with hot air and make your head all swollen with pride, before squeezing you down Sounds good? :p

You have no idea. I stalked FA every day hoping to see something new and/or random. I told myself I wouldn't go back on until after the midterms, but I just couldn't make it...

you could always just sleep. Thats what I do when I want to waste time...

That does sound good... If I had any idea what you were talking about

YOu should of just chatted with me! Im a bottemless pit of crazy!

But sleep is so boring! :p

a caramel-flavoured massage of course! How else are you going to win the race? :p

And I feel my levels of crazyness plunge down the infinitely vertical precipice of flat again. Thank you so very much for helping me!!! :p

Then video games! Write! Stop yer whinning!!

Carmal-flouvored massage.... That sounds.... Horribly sexy >.> But then again I have a dirty mind.

Dont thank me! Thank captain spoon the general!

But I like whining! :p

And you call me the dirty person, you dirty not-hetero with your dirty long-socks-going-up-to-your-thighs

Captain Spoon the general was the reason why Admiral Ackbar is so awesome! :p

So Ive noticed!

Hey at least I dont write stories about extreme cavoe orgies! Just becuase dirty doesnt mean you;re not!

Oh please. That fake stole 'its a trap' from captain spoon the general!

I noticed you noticing :p

I'm sorry if I scarred you for life with that, but I'll make it up in the next chapter, I swear I will :p

Unfortunately, light speed travel made captain spoon the general sick (sort of like motion sickness, but with lightspeed :p) so they had to send in admiral Ackbar in his stead :p

I hadnt noticed.

Dont worry, Ive seen much worse. Especially on here >.>

Exactly! Did you know Captain Spoon the General is the first person to fly through subspace?

I'll send you a notice :p

Oh yeah, I know what you mean. Can someone say nightmare fuel?

But if it's subspace, did he fly though it, or under it? :p

I notice we do a lot of these conversations.

I know. I want to poke a holle in my head and wash my brain in bleach.

You ninny! You cant fly under subspace because there's no under!

I noticed we notice conversations and we do conversations based on what we notice :p

I could probably steal you some hydrochloric acid, it might work better

But then why is it called "sub"space if it isn't under?

You know what?...... NO!!!! I refuse to take part in these sort of conversations! We just use a single word multiple times in a sentence! And thats very UNcreative!

Would you do that for me? Youre so nice!

Hey I didnt make up the word.

I'll take notice of that But seriously though, I think it's very creative! We have to wrack our brains to use the same world multiple times in a way that makes sense! Or else we could just say notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice notice
And that would become boring VERY quickly

Gah! No! They hid it! I dunno where!!!

Of course not! Captain Spoon did! :p

Well why dont we use more than one word? Theres over a million *maybe* and we just use one!

Oh sure! THEY hide it! Just admit you dont want to share your acid with me!

Brillaint1 It all makes sense know! Sub stands for Spoon Understands..... Bideminsinal relations!

Bah, it's too easy to look up in thesauruses and translators. But wait, I AM lazy! :o

Acid trip :p

Don't you mean Bidimensional relations? :p

then do what I do. GOOGLEMOBILE!

Acid mixed with speed mixed with crack trip! Oh just one upped you!

Nope. Thats how they spell it in the other dimension.

Every time I hear that, I hear an echo saying POPEMOBILE!!!

But you forgot to make icing out of it and pour it on California's specialty brownies!

Isn't that bidinominentional relations?

XD. Ah yes the popemobil. Fun for all.

Touche good sir, but what about serving it with ice cream made from mushrooms?

Thats in the other OTHER dimension.

Popemobile. Vacuum sealed for freshness :p

But whait, does that mean Einstein was eating mushrooms while thinking about the magic ice cream that created the universe?!? Mind = blown!!!

I thought that was the bidionominensional one... Gah, so many non-real dimensions!

I thought it was airlocked for freshness. I dont think he can look anymore old without people getting scared.

So... He got the idea for the icecream.... WHILE eating the icecream?

Dontcha know? Einstein said for there are two dimensions for every decision you make! There one specific for whatever you choose!

He doesn't look old, he just looks freakin' creepy. John Paul II looked old, but the 'kindly old granpa' old look. Benedict 16 looks like 'the Emperor' old kinda creepy. Just look up 'pope Benedict emperor' on google images, it's so true!

And that created the infinity continuum loop in space time, giving birth to The Matrix.

But what about the decision not to choose? Does that open a third dimension? :p

He totally looks old! Like grave robber old! I remember watching a video were a spider crawled across his robe on TV.

Then.... Then what happened first?

Yep. Let me give you an example. Say Bob or Rob. Whichever you choose now your in the deminsion while an alternate of you said the other. Then there's another if you said Robbert!

Grave robber :p That sounds strangely fitting! And with the spider, kinda creepy...

The chicken who laid the egg! That's what! And then out of the egg came the chicken who laid the egg! It's a continual non-time sensical circle! It's the Chickenboros!

And what if I had said neither? Or Julia? Would that have destroyed somebody in an other dimension by not saying his name? O made him a her?

Maybe he's the d-.... nooo. Thats impossible... Right?

Maybe everything is one of those. Maybe We'll spark the big bang

Uh.... no. You dont have the power to change sex.... I hope

No, you're right, I'm sure if he was the Dyose, we'd have heard of the white wolves by now :p

Mind = blown = universe

We'll never know, will we? That is, until we are able to change dimensions and enter parallel universes...

The devil you not smart person! The pope looks like the devil!

So... my mind.... is the universe Thats sounds like a good Dr. Who episode. \

But of course thats if there are other dimensions.

Really? I think e looks like the Emperor. Look on google images, Benedict and Emperor. If you know Star Wars, it'll make you laugh! :p

And both are blown! And the minds of the people in your mind/universe have a universe of their own! mind = blown again!

Apparently, at the big bang, there was only one dimension, and then more dimensions sort of came along. I dunno, I'm far from a dimensional physicist...

ehn... there weren't any good pictures.

what if..... prepare yourself..... what if the universe Im in.... Is the one in a guy's mind.... from the universe in my mind?

My question about all this is.... What the hell difference does it make? Are we trying to travel dimensions or something? Shouldn't we stop the destruction of our planet before we work on that?

Really? http://picfor.me/en/viewimg/335617

And what happens if your mind is confuzzled? Will it make the guy in your mind think strange, and that will make OUR world change???

Unfortunately, people rarely want to focus on problems to try to solve them, it's much more fun to play around with other stuff (dimensionnal physics) then to try and actually fix the problem.

Oh yeah... He does! If he's using the dark side of the force then who uses the good side?

... Then you shouldn't make me confuzzled! It could make everying made out of Legos!


Naturally. well if they do find a way to use light speed then maybe we can find some other planet to live on!

i dunno... Someone he hates... The furries?

YAY!!! I love legos!

Aaand of course then, we won't have to worry about all our problems, then would we?

I dont think he has the closeest idea of who we are...

But plastic doesnt conduct energy so your lego brain wouldnt work!

Excatly! We would just live a few a thousand year on some planet then move to the next!

You know, my mind thinks the strangest things things. I though "Well, he's certainly creepy enough to be... wait, what if... " So yeah maybe he does know who we are

But lego is intrinsically composed of awesomness! So we don't need electricity! :p

And you WANT us to go out and wreck the universe?