Sly Cooper was a game from at least fifty years ago that no one alive today remembers. Why is that? Because the protagonist is designed terribly. He is supposed to be a raccoon, but doesn't look anything like one. He looks more like some sort of lanky dog goblin. This is plainly the reason why the game was poorly received and will never have a sequel.

This is my proposal for an improved Sly Cooper, one who bears all the traits a raccoon should have. Even if I have retained the dumb Riddler staff and the Rocket ripoff outfit, but that's a discussion for a later time. I think you will find that I have completely solved this dire problem and Sony should pay me a million dollars out of pure gratitude.