XD I can just picture the famous line now.

"It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Percy. And I'm sure it's just as much a pleasure to meet me, wouldn't you say? But you don't greet a host with a sword, now do you? No, you return with a ritual greeting. I say it's such a pleasure to meet you, and you say something old and cheesy in response. In fact, I have just the phrase in mind. But I'm sure you've already guessed it. After all, it's the same as the name for my godly gift. You must think of it every time I speak, with every word wrapping up in that pretty little head of yours. Why don't you say it with me, hmm? I say, 'It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.'" *He reaches around Percy's shoulder and rests a hand there as Percy's shoulders slump and his arms begin to relax. His hand starts to release while his eyes take on a pink cast that gradually consumes the oceans that once laid there.* "And you say...?"

Percy and Speaker: "Charmed, I'm sure...."

The sword falls with a metallic clang as Percy sighs blissfully and a goofy smile pulls over his face.

The speaker smiles and winks. "Why, yes, ... indeed you are, Son of Poseidon. Indeed, you are. Let's see what fun we can have, hmm? After all, it is your birthday...."

that's a very nice line :)

Thank you. I don't really like things that go into sexual territory, but I do enjoy a good premise for zonking/transformation, and this one was just begging for such a caption. :D