[COM] Dexter’s Guide to Purroper Catting: Lesson 83
Lesson 83c How to gently cuddle a cat during peaceful slumber
Step 1: Find cat peacefully sleeping
Step 2: Adore sleeping cat with sparkly hearts in your eyes
Step 3: Move closer, quietly so as not to disturb cat's peaceful slumber
Step 4: Gently, carefully, and ever so delicately…. LEAP UP AND POUNCE-SNUGGLE-FLOPIFY THE HECK OUT OF 'EM!!!
(optional) Step 5: Wrap arms around tightly to prevent escape
(optional) Step 6: Subject cat to no less than 5 hours of aggressive snug-wiggles and loud mows
And before anyone says this is mean or it'll hurt… It’s done with affection which makes it ok😇
Sketchy artsy stuffs done by artist: [@sketching_fox]
Poor flop-pounce victi… I mean properly catted lion belongs to
Tsarin also at [@TsarinVanya]Lion doing his duty like a good big cat belongs to me
DexterLion also at [@DexChillViber]
Category All / All
Species Lion
Size 1280 x 594px
File Size 262.1 kB
You forgot Step 7 (not optional)!: Always watch your back! It could be that another big cat has noticed this and, due to the distraction, is now trying to do the same to the previous pouncer!
*I look and grin cheekily, rub my paws and get into pounce position*
Hehe!
*I look and grin cheekily, rub my paws and get into pounce position*
Hehe!
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