So our first ‘upgrade’ items seam to be the Needle and Thread (which Zel snapped up) and the Pull String, which looks a looooot like my wedding ring, oddly enough. It’s pretty cool I guess, I can use it like a lasso and the string never runs out, but I can’t shake the cringe factor of wondering exactly where all that string is coming from.

Oh, what does it make me say if pulled? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Zel, stoppit. Put the ring down. Don’t pull IT-

~Want to be best fwiends? ‘Cuz I sure do!~

Damnit.