Requested by ScornedRemnant
I have to admit, I really like Bonnie. Between people thinking he was a girl due to the name, the inexplicable teleporting in FNAF 1 (seriously, how?!), the lack of a face in FNAF 2 (and the many puns about it in Ultimate Custom Night), and the more… monstrous versions of him, there’s always something interesting going on with that bunny. Speaking of which, it also helps that he’s a bunny, and one of the only ones I’ve ever found frightening (not that there’s much competition… is it just me, or has FNAF somehow become the series that makes bunnies scary?). I also like what little you get of his personality in that unused theme song, and his living situation with Foxy in UCN is hilarious. Overall, he’s easily one of my favorite animatronics! (My favorite’s a tie between Foxy and Mangle, with Roxy as a close second and Glamrock Freddy as a third.)
There really needs to be more of the FNAF animatronics hypnotized. They’re so cute when they’re not being terrifying!
(Also, I have no idea if Bonnie’s guitar is actually a bass, I just went with the alliteration.)
The pizzeria’s latest night guard frantically flipped through the cameras. The bear was still onstage, he was pretty sure the chicken was in the kitchen (he didn’t want to think about what else would be making those banging noises) and the fox-
The guard yelped, slamming the left door shut as Foxy sprinted towards him, shrieking. With a crash, the fox’s charge came to a halt, and was soon followed by the sound of an angry animatronic pounding on the door. Thankfully, it held, and with a growl and a drop in the office power, Foxy went back to his cove.
The human sighed in relief. Why had he signed up for this? Very poor career choice was an understatement; minimum wage wasn’t worth a week of trying not to be murdered! All right, no one else had moved-
Wait, where was the bunny?
Bonnie snickered from his spot in the West Hall closet as Foxy crashed. He was fine with the fox, really, but after that week the staff had made them share Pirate Cove, they’d had enough of each other for a while. That stage was never meant for two; between the lack of space, a pirate who preferred to keep to himself, and how badly his guitar had meshed with Foxy’s stories, they’d eventually just started breaking the backstage equipment in protest. As it was, they had a bit of a competition going to see who could get to the guard first.
One he was about to win.
This didn’t make any sense! He was onstage a moment ago!
The guard hit the light for the East Hall-
And received a rattling sound in response.
The guard tried the door to the same result, and then rapidly switched between them. Still nothing.
Nervously, he looked behind him-
SCREEEEEEEEEE!
Bonnie dusted off his hands as he walked out from backstage. Another guard down, another point for him!
Life had been great lately. The restaurant was getting a lot more customers, the managers weren’t closing the place down, and he’d been on a winning streak! He’d feel bad for Foxy, but things had been working out for him too. The mechanics had finally fixed him, Pirate’s Cove had been reopened, and the fox was over the moon. He had a bit of a weird glitch now where sometimes his eyes would shift from their normal yellow to random colors of the rainbow, but all things considered, it was pretty minor.
Definitely beat that creepy black eye thing that happened with them sometimes. Now, to just kick back, relax, and play some guitar…
“Ahoy, rabbit!”
Or talk to Foxy. That worked too.
Bonnie turned to face the pirate. “Hey, Foxy! Good game tonight!”
Foxy nodded. “Aye, I’d have beaten ye if the landlubber hadn’t gotten lucky with the door. But never mind that! There’s someone I need ta show ye at me cove!”
Bonnie looked at him in confusion. “Someone? Did a kid sneak in again?”
Foxy shook his head. “Not a kid. It’ll make sense when ye get there! Come on!”
Bonnie held up his hands. “Okay, okay! I’m coming with you. Yeesh, this had better be something special.”
Foxy gave him a toothy grin. “Ye’ve got no idea, matey.”
The trip to Pirate’s Cove was a quick one, and yet it still seemed too long. Foxy kept darting ahead in his excitement, only to have to turn back when he realized Bonnie was lagging behind. After one “Come on, ye slowpoke!” too many, Bonnie had finally gotten fed up, and Foxy had found himself alone in the hallway. His eyes widening, the fox sprinted to Pirate’s Cove, where Bonnie was waiting with a smirk.
“Who’s the slowpoke now?” Bonnie taunted.
Foxy glared. “That be cheatin’!”
“You use what you’ve got to get ahead. You get to run, I get to ignore the laws of physics,” Bonnie shrugged nonchalantly. “Either way, we’re here. So what’s the big surprise?”
With a flourish, Foxy threw back the curtain, and with a screech, Bonnie stumbled back. Behind the curtain was a massive snake slithering out of a treasure chest.
“Okay, I know I was saying you needed to spice up your show the other day, but this is really not what I meant!” Bonnie yelped.
Much to his shock, the snake snickered. “Ssssadly, I’m not part of the sssshow. Bonnie, yesssss? Foxsssssy’ssss told me ssssssso much about you…”
Bonnie blinked in surprise. “You can talk?”
The snake raised a coil in what could be a shrug. “I get that a lot. Yessss, I can sssspeak.”
Foxy jumped in. “This be Mas- er, Kaa. I found him backstage; poor critter just wanted to find any port in a storm. We got to talking, and after he got the staff to fix me up and restart me show, I could hardly throw him out.”
Bonnie smiled. “Hey, any friend of Foxy’s a friend of mine. Pretty impressive you got the staff to do anything, but I guess a talking snake would freak people out. Too bad we can’t move past 6 A.M., or intimidating the staff would be FUN.”
“Foxsssssy can, actually,” Kaa chuckled. “I got the mechanicsssss to remove THAT sssssilly limitation.”
“Wait, what?!” Bonnie’s jaw dropped.
“Tis true. Gave me a better range o’ motion for tellin’ me tales!” Foxy grinned proudly. “Ye just can’t do some o’ them justice without the gestures!”
“And you couldn’t have gotten them to do that for the rest of us?!” Bonnie glared.
“Never occurred to me,” Foxy shrugged.
“Or me,” Kaa added.
Bonnie facepalmed.
“If it’ssssss any consssssolation, I can have them do that for the resssst of you,” Kaa smirked. “I can even help make your sssssshow more interessssssting. It csssssertainly worked for Foxsssssy.”
“Yeah, that’d be great!” Bonnie grinned. “So, what can you do to make me an even bigger star?”
“I’ll be happy to sssssshow you,” Kaa snickered. “Jussssst look me in the eyesssssss, and you’ll sssssee…”
Bonnie’s jaw dropped as the snake’s eyes swirled with colors. He’d never seen anything so beautiful, so fascinating! The closest thing was the show were someone had experimented with rainbow spotlights in the dark, but this was so much better. The spirals were special, sweeping up his thoughts as they filled him with soothing, tingly bliss and left him craving more. Kaa swayed his head to and fro, and Bonnie moved alongside him, unwilling to let the spirals leave his sight. A motion from the snake, and the bunny was swinging his hips, his pupils shrinking to pinpricks as a smile crept across his face. Before he knew it, he was stumbling onto the stage, beckoned by Kaa.
The snake’s tail caressed the bunny’s body, slithering through his fur as Bonnie shuddered in bliss. Soon enough, he was coiled, and then the real pleasure began. Coil after coil stroked and squeezed, petting and pressing all over his body in a massage that left him panting and moaning for more. The snake was happy to provide, his tail scratching behind his drooping ears, his face pressing against Bonnie’s as colors flooded the bunny’s mind and vision. Bonnie had never felt better in his life; no wonder Foxy had wanted to show him a snake as great as this!
He'd begun to purr by the time Kaa spoke up again, Bonnie soaking up every word. “You’re quite the sssstar, aren’t you? Ssssso brilliant to ssssubmit to new management, sssso eager to enjoy the perksssss. You’ll be happy to know, you’ve got all the coilsssss, cuddlesssss, and colorsssss you could ever asssssk for ahead of you. You don’t need to think, or choosssse – I’ll handle thossssse pesssssky thingssssss for you. You’ll put on a good ssssshow, for me and your audiencssssse, empty-headed and eager to return for sssssome R & R. You’ll be free to relaxssss, your head full of color assss you sssserve my every whim. Food, protectssssion, converssssation, play – you’ll do it all and more with a sssssmile. I’ll be your beloved masssster, and you my precssssiousss performing pet, happily hypnotized and ssssswirly-eyed.”
Ears twitching about, eyes spiraling madly with color, Bonnie nodded eagerly as he purred like a motor. “I’m all yours, Master! Floppy ears, cotton tail, superstardom – everything I got, you got! I’ll do anything for you; I’m happy to be hypnotized by you! I want to be your pet!”
He was fairly sure Bonnie didn’t have a tail, but it was the thought (or lack of it) that counted. A tug on the neck, and with a PING! and a screech of ecstasy, Bonnie broke into the biggest, goofiest grin of his existence.
Kaa smiled as he looked over his latest pet. Well-built, cuddly, musical – Bonnie was quite the catch. He was surprisingly soft for all the metal in his construction; he might as well be a giant plushie. The same applied to Foxy, of course, but he might just have to entrance them all at this rate; they were so big and cute once you got past first impressions! He already had his eye on Freddy…
He scratched the bunny behind the ear absentmindedly, Bonnie leaning into the touch with a purr. Foxy joined him on the other side, scratching the other ear. Bonnie’s purring grew louder, his head flopping from touch to touch, unable to decide between them.
“Ssssso sssssweet,” Kaa chuckled.
“So, who be the greatest pirate in all the seven seas?” Foxy asked with a smirk.
Bonnie happily replied. “Blackbeard, I think!”
Foxy gave a withering glare. “Me, ye-“
Kaa rolled his eyes. “Bonnie, conssssssider Foxsssssy your Captain, hisssss orderssssss ssssssecond only to mine.”
Foxy grinned. “Thank ye, Master! Now, who be a silly, swirly-eyed bunny?”
Bonnie returned his grin. “I am, Captain!”
“Who be ready to let me have every guard?”
“I am, Captain!”
“Who be ready to beg for belly rubs?”
“I AM, CAPTAIN!”
“What issss your obssssesssssion with them?” Kaa asked. “Guardsssss, not belly rubsssss.”
Foxy shrugged. “Dunno. Every one o’ the blasted landlubbers just fills me with fury, ‘til I want to rip ‘em apart and-“
Kaa interjected. “I keep ordering you to not to go after them.”
Foxy looked sad. “I can’t obey ye there, Master. I can’t help meself; somethin’ inside wants ‘em dead.”
Kaa sighed. He’d tried hypnotizing him, having the mechanics check his programming, even inspect for anything out of the ordinary physically; nothing. Even if it was just part of Foxy’s personality, his hypnosis should have at least made him less bloodthirsty, if not stop entirely. It was like some invisible force was insisting he kill.
Kaa patting his fox on the back. “I’ll figure out a way to help with that ssssomeday. In the meantime, let’ssss put it out of our mindsssss; we’ve got another pet to play with.”
Foxy smirked. “Permission to make him walk the plank? I’m pretty sure he be waterproof!”
“Denied.”
“Aww…”
I have to admit, I really like Bonnie. Between people thinking he was a girl due to the name, the inexplicable teleporting in FNAF 1 (seriously, how?!), the lack of a face in FNAF 2 (and the many puns about it in Ultimate Custom Night), and the more… monstrous versions of him, there’s always something interesting going on with that bunny. Speaking of which, it also helps that he’s a bunny, and one of the only ones I’ve ever found frightening (not that there’s much competition… is it just me, or has FNAF somehow become the series that makes bunnies scary?). I also like what little you get of his personality in that unused theme song, and his living situation with Foxy in UCN is hilarious. Overall, he’s easily one of my favorite animatronics! (My favorite’s a tie between Foxy and Mangle, with Roxy as a close second and Glamrock Freddy as a third.)
There really needs to be more of the FNAF animatronics hypnotized. They’re so cute when they’re not being terrifying!
(Also, I have no idea if Bonnie’s guitar is actually a bass, I just went with the alliteration.)
The pizzeria’s latest night guard frantically flipped through the cameras. The bear was still onstage, he was pretty sure the chicken was in the kitchen (he didn’t want to think about what else would be making those banging noises) and the fox-
The guard yelped, slamming the left door shut as Foxy sprinted towards him, shrieking. With a crash, the fox’s charge came to a halt, and was soon followed by the sound of an angry animatronic pounding on the door. Thankfully, it held, and with a growl and a drop in the office power, Foxy went back to his cove.
The human sighed in relief. Why had he signed up for this? Very poor career choice was an understatement; minimum wage wasn’t worth a week of trying not to be murdered! All right, no one else had moved-
Wait, where was the bunny?
Bonnie snickered from his spot in the West Hall closet as Foxy crashed. He was fine with the fox, really, but after that week the staff had made them share Pirate Cove, they’d had enough of each other for a while. That stage was never meant for two; between the lack of space, a pirate who preferred to keep to himself, and how badly his guitar had meshed with Foxy’s stories, they’d eventually just started breaking the backstage equipment in protest. As it was, they had a bit of a competition going to see who could get to the guard first.
One he was about to win.
This didn’t make any sense! He was onstage a moment ago!
The guard hit the light for the East Hall-
And received a rattling sound in response.
The guard tried the door to the same result, and then rapidly switched between them. Still nothing.
Nervously, he looked behind him-
SCREEEEEEEEEE!
Bonnie dusted off his hands as he walked out from backstage. Another guard down, another point for him!
Life had been great lately. The restaurant was getting a lot more customers, the managers weren’t closing the place down, and he’d been on a winning streak! He’d feel bad for Foxy, but things had been working out for him too. The mechanics had finally fixed him, Pirate’s Cove had been reopened, and the fox was over the moon. He had a bit of a weird glitch now where sometimes his eyes would shift from their normal yellow to random colors of the rainbow, but all things considered, it was pretty minor.
Definitely beat that creepy black eye thing that happened with them sometimes. Now, to just kick back, relax, and play some guitar…
“Ahoy, rabbit!”
Or talk to Foxy. That worked too.
Bonnie turned to face the pirate. “Hey, Foxy! Good game tonight!”
Foxy nodded. “Aye, I’d have beaten ye if the landlubber hadn’t gotten lucky with the door. But never mind that! There’s someone I need ta show ye at me cove!”
Bonnie looked at him in confusion. “Someone? Did a kid sneak in again?”
Foxy shook his head. “Not a kid. It’ll make sense when ye get there! Come on!”
Bonnie held up his hands. “Okay, okay! I’m coming with you. Yeesh, this had better be something special.”
Foxy gave him a toothy grin. “Ye’ve got no idea, matey.”
The trip to Pirate’s Cove was a quick one, and yet it still seemed too long. Foxy kept darting ahead in his excitement, only to have to turn back when he realized Bonnie was lagging behind. After one “Come on, ye slowpoke!” too many, Bonnie had finally gotten fed up, and Foxy had found himself alone in the hallway. His eyes widening, the fox sprinted to Pirate’s Cove, where Bonnie was waiting with a smirk.
“Who’s the slowpoke now?” Bonnie taunted.
Foxy glared. “That be cheatin’!”
“You use what you’ve got to get ahead. You get to run, I get to ignore the laws of physics,” Bonnie shrugged nonchalantly. “Either way, we’re here. So what’s the big surprise?”
With a flourish, Foxy threw back the curtain, and with a screech, Bonnie stumbled back. Behind the curtain was a massive snake slithering out of a treasure chest.
“Okay, I know I was saying you needed to spice up your show the other day, but this is really not what I meant!” Bonnie yelped.
Much to his shock, the snake snickered. “Ssssadly, I’m not part of the sssshow. Bonnie, yesssss? Foxsssssy’ssss told me ssssssso much about you…”
Bonnie blinked in surprise. “You can talk?”
The snake raised a coil in what could be a shrug. “I get that a lot. Yessss, I can sssspeak.”
Foxy jumped in. “This be Mas- er, Kaa. I found him backstage; poor critter just wanted to find any port in a storm. We got to talking, and after he got the staff to fix me up and restart me show, I could hardly throw him out.”
Bonnie smiled. “Hey, any friend of Foxy’s a friend of mine. Pretty impressive you got the staff to do anything, but I guess a talking snake would freak people out. Too bad we can’t move past 6 A.M., or intimidating the staff would be FUN.”
“Foxsssssy can, actually,” Kaa chuckled. “I got the mechanicsssss to remove THAT sssssilly limitation.”
“Wait, what?!” Bonnie’s jaw dropped.
“Tis true. Gave me a better range o’ motion for tellin’ me tales!” Foxy grinned proudly. “Ye just can’t do some o’ them justice without the gestures!”
“And you couldn’t have gotten them to do that for the rest of us?!” Bonnie glared.
“Never occurred to me,” Foxy shrugged.
“Or me,” Kaa added.
Bonnie facepalmed.
“If it’ssssss any consssssolation, I can have them do that for the resssst of you,” Kaa smirked. “I can even help make your sssssshow more interessssssting. It csssssertainly worked for Foxsssssy.”
“Yeah, that’d be great!” Bonnie grinned. “So, what can you do to make me an even bigger star?”
“I’ll be happy to sssssshow you,” Kaa snickered. “Jussssst look me in the eyesssssss, and you’ll sssssee…”
Bonnie’s jaw dropped as the snake’s eyes swirled with colors. He’d never seen anything so beautiful, so fascinating! The closest thing was the show were someone had experimented with rainbow spotlights in the dark, but this was so much better. The spirals were special, sweeping up his thoughts as they filled him with soothing, tingly bliss and left him craving more. Kaa swayed his head to and fro, and Bonnie moved alongside him, unwilling to let the spirals leave his sight. A motion from the snake, and the bunny was swinging his hips, his pupils shrinking to pinpricks as a smile crept across his face. Before he knew it, he was stumbling onto the stage, beckoned by Kaa.
The snake’s tail caressed the bunny’s body, slithering through his fur as Bonnie shuddered in bliss. Soon enough, he was coiled, and then the real pleasure began. Coil after coil stroked and squeezed, petting and pressing all over his body in a massage that left him panting and moaning for more. The snake was happy to provide, his tail scratching behind his drooping ears, his face pressing against Bonnie’s as colors flooded the bunny’s mind and vision. Bonnie had never felt better in his life; no wonder Foxy had wanted to show him a snake as great as this!
He'd begun to purr by the time Kaa spoke up again, Bonnie soaking up every word. “You’re quite the sssstar, aren’t you? Ssssso brilliant to ssssubmit to new management, sssso eager to enjoy the perksssss. You’ll be happy to know, you’ve got all the coilsssss, cuddlesssss, and colorsssss you could ever asssssk for ahead of you. You don’t need to think, or choosssse – I’ll handle thossssse pesssssky thingssssss for you. You’ll put on a good ssssshow, for me and your audiencssssse, empty-headed and eager to return for sssssome R & R. You’ll be free to relaxssss, your head full of color assss you sssserve my every whim. Food, protectssssion, converssssation, play – you’ll do it all and more with a sssssmile. I’ll be your beloved masssster, and you my precssssiousss performing pet, happily hypnotized and ssssswirly-eyed.”
Ears twitching about, eyes spiraling madly with color, Bonnie nodded eagerly as he purred like a motor. “I’m all yours, Master! Floppy ears, cotton tail, superstardom – everything I got, you got! I’ll do anything for you; I’m happy to be hypnotized by you! I want to be your pet!”
He was fairly sure Bonnie didn’t have a tail, but it was the thought (or lack of it) that counted. A tug on the neck, and with a PING! and a screech of ecstasy, Bonnie broke into the biggest, goofiest grin of his existence.
Kaa smiled as he looked over his latest pet. Well-built, cuddly, musical – Bonnie was quite the catch. He was surprisingly soft for all the metal in his construction; he might as well be a giant plushie. The same applied to Foxy, of course, but he might just have to entrance them all at this rate; they were so big and cute once you got past first impressions! He already had his eye on Freddy…
He scratched the bunny behind the ear absentmindedly, Bonnie leaning into the touch with a purr. Foxy joined him on the other side, scratching the other ear. Bonnie’s purring grew louder, his head flopping from touch to touch, unable to decide between them.
“Ssssso sssssweet,” Kaa chuckled.
“So, who be the greatest pirate in all the seven seas?” Foxy asked with a smirk.
Bonnie happily replied. “Blackbeard, I think!”
Foxy gave a withering glare. “Me, ye-“
Kaa rolled his eyes. “Bonnie, conssssssider Foxsssssy your Captain, hisssss orderssssss ssssssecond only to mine.”
Foxy grinned. “Thank ye, Master! Now, who be a silly, swirly-eyed bunny?”
Bonnie returned his grin. “I am, Captain!”
“Who be ready to let me have every guard?”
“I am, Captain!”
“Who be ready to beg for belly rubs?”
“I AM, CAPTAIN!”
“What issss your obssssesssssion with them?” Kaa asked. “Guardsssss, not belly rubsssss.”
Foxy shrugged. “Dunno. Every one o’ the blasted landlubbers just fills me with fury, ‘til I want to rip ‘em apart and-“
Kaa interjected. “I keep ordering you to not to go after them.”
Foxy looked sad. “I can’t obey ye there, Master. I can’t help meself; somethin’ inside wants ‘em dead.”
Kaa sighed. He’d tried hypnotizing him, having the mechanics check his programming, even inspect for anything out of the ordinary physically; nothing. Even if it was just part of Foxy’s personality, his hypnosis should have at least made him less bloodthirsty, if not stop entirely. It was like some invisible force was insisting he kill.
Kaa patting his fox on the back. “I’ll figure out a way to help with that ssssomeday. In the meantime, let’ssss put it out of our mindsssss; we’ve got another pet to play with.”
Foxy smirked. “Permission to make him walk the plank? I’m pretty sure he be waterproof!”
“Denied.”
“Aww…”
Category All / Hypnosis
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Oh my goodness... How is it that you keep writing stories featuring my favorite characters? Not that I'm complaining. Perish the thought.
Bonnie is one of my favorite animatronics in FNAF.
I wonder how Funtime Freddy/Bon-Bon or Golden Freddy would interact with Kaa. 😋 They are also my favorites.
Bonnie is one of my favorite animatronics in FNAF.
I wonder how Funtime Freddy/Bon-Bon or Golden Freddy would interact with Kaa. 😋 They are also my favorites.
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