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Tonight, I drove up after classes to see my <s>boyfrand</s> FIANCE and to pick up my baby, since the babysitter had wound up dropping baby off with him when she left. Since Henry commands a lot of attention, we ended up being stopped by a couple of culinary students, one of whom turned to the other and said,
"I can't wait to be pregnant! I'mma look so cute when I get pregnant."
"You should wait. Being pregnant sucks balls." I told them.
"No, I'm sure I'll be fine." said the first.
This is my PSA for all the morons out there who think it's cute to get pregnant- IT'S NOT.
My boobies inflated, and never got back to their original size.
My hips spread, and so far have not returned to their original width.
I have stretch marks that I probably will never get rid of.
I have a belly sag that I will never be rid of.
You feel like SHIT when you're pregnant. Sometime before your skin stretches beyond what it feels it should be able to, and after your diet has been reduced to decaffinated tea and freezer bars, you still vomit three times a day and don't feel well enough to get out of bed, let alone get dressed in your cute maternity clothes and prance around so the world can see your cuteness.
Your baby wants to kill you, and will kick and poke the everloving shit out of you until you are in tears.
Your feet will swell to eighteen times their normal size and will feel like they are going to explode every time an ounce of pressure is applied to them.
STOP IT. THAT SHIT IS NOT CUTE.
"I can't wait to be pregnant! I'mma look so cute when I get pregnant."
"You should wait. Being pregnant sucks balls." I told them.
"No, I'm sure I'll be fine." said the first.
This is my PSA for all the morons out there who think it's cute to get pregnant- IT'S NOT.
My boobies inflated, and never got back to their original size.
My hips spread, and so far have not returned to their original width.
I have stretch marks that I probably will never get rid of.
I have a belly sag that I will never be rid of.
You feel like SHIT when you're pregnant. Sometime before your skin stretches beyond what it feels it should be able to, and after your diet has been reduced to decaffinated tea and freezer bars, you still vomit three times a day and don't feel well enough to get out of bed, let alone get dressed in your cute maternity clothes and prance around so the world can see your cuteness.
Your baby wants to kill you, and will kick and poke the everloving shit out of you until you are in tears.
Your feet will swell to eighteen times their normal size and will feel like they are going to explode every time an ounce of pressure is applied to them.
STOP IT. THAT SHIT IS NOT CUTE.
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I didn't mind the actual pregnant part. I actually had a pretty easy pregnancy though toward the end she was sitting on my bladder and I had to force it to pee, and I couldn't breathe very well...it was the actual giving birth that sucked ass for me. Fourth degree tears. FOURTH. DEGREE. TEARS.
I had a really, really difficult pregnancy. I don't handle shifts in hormones very well, physically. I just mostly threw up and was pretty much exhausted the entire. fucking. time.
They didn't even let me try to deliver vaginally- we went straight to the C section, so that part was easy. I win!
They didn't even let me try to deliver vaginally- we went straight to the C section, so that part was easy. I win!
haha you so win. Around the 8th hour I was demanding they get the vaccuum and suck her out by her head because she was stuck and I was seriously about to get up off the bed and go get it myself. They kept telling me "you have to wait, you have to wait." Once I had swung my feet over the side of the bed, the nurse ran to get it.
Oh, hahaha. Oh dear.
I really had wanted to try to deliver the old fashioned way, but my blood pressure was so high and I had pre eclampsia and they kept telling me it wasn't safe. It was actually easier and gentler and quicker then I had thought it would be. I have an icky scar, but he's worth it.
I really had wanted to try to deliver the old fashioned way, but my blood pressure was so high and I had pre eclampsia and they kept telling me it wasn't safe. It was actually easier and gentler and quicker then I had thought it would be. I have an icky scar, but he's worth it.
Aw and they cut sideways instead of up and down these days so that's got to be nice. My mom's got one of those long, up and down scars from wher ethey pulled me out.
I tried going without drugs. For about half an hour. But then they induced me. And that makes your contractions like ten bazillion times stronger than they would've been otherwise, and I demannnnnnded my drugs
Except the druggie man had gone home.
So he had to come back.
And I was like 'OMFG GIMME THE DAMN PHONE I WILL TELL HIM TO GET HERE NAO NAO NAO PLZ' because i'm super polite when in pain, not really sure why but also super insistent. So he showed up and gave me my epidural and I felt soooo much better.
And that is my story.
I tried going without drugs. For about half an hour. But then they induced me. And that makes your contractions like ten bazillion times stronger than they would've been otherwise, and I demannnnnnded my drugs
Except the druggie man had gone home.
So he had to come back.
And I was like 'OMFG GIMME THE DAMN PHONE I WILL TELL HIM TO GET HERE NAO NAO NAO PLZ' because i'm super polite when in pain, not really sure why but also super insistent. So he showed up and gave me my epidural and I felt soooo much better.
And that is my story.
Yes, they do! My belly kind of looks like it is smiling at you. I didn't scar too too bad, so for this I am grateful. And since I am not a candidate for VBAC, the doctor has promised me that when we lose our minds and try this again, she can cut through the old scar, so I won't end up with three or four ceserean scars. Yay! But my belly got one of those icky brown happy trail pregnancy stripes that has not yet gone away. Ew. And the skin around my eyes and across the bridge of my nose got darker, but now that I'm weaning Henry that is starting to fade. I can see my freckles again.
I was not induced, so I do not know this. I know I cried the entire time they were giving me the epidural, and then they wound up putting me under like, three minutes later so I suffered for nothing. I didn't even get to be awake for the birth, but I was told that it was magical. If I can bear witness to the next one and if Elvin can actually be there, then I'll be a happy pig. If not, then I'll still get a baby out of it, so I cannot complain.
I was not induced, so I do not know this. I know I cried the entire time they were giving me the epidural, and then they wound up putting me under like, three minutes later so I suffered for nothing. I didn't even get to be awake for the birth, but I was told that it was magical. If I can bear witness to the next one and if Elvin can actually be there, then I'll be a happy pig. If not, then I'll still get a baby out of it, so I cannot complain.
yeah they did the same when mom had devin...cut open in the same place to reduce scarring. I didn't even know that theyd' cut in a different place otherwise lol. And you never want to be induced. Ever. That stuff they give you is HORRIBLE. They wouldn't turn it down until I threatened to do it myself...and they'd started to learn that I damn sure would.
I didn't ge tthe dark thing but that's because I'm about as pale as moonlight. I dont think I could get darker if I rolled around in black paint...and he should be able to be in there with you!!
I didn't ge tthe dark thing but that's because I'm about as pale as moonlight. I dont think I could get darker if I rolled around in black paint...and he should be able to be in there with you!!
Some people experience pregnancies differently. Some people think it's the best thing ever, some people don't like it. You shouldn't tell people not to get pregnant just because you say it makes you feel bad, that's just for you. Other people rather enjoy it. It just depends on the person.
That's true, I think women shouldn't get pregnant when still in their teen years. They get pregnant because some of them think it'll feel good due to other friends who were pregnant. I'm an expert on these things, I wasn't pregnant (due to me being a male) but I did help out my buddy a few times because he was an obstetrician, and he said he sees many teen pregnancies around where he lives.
Sorry but I have to agree with jelliebean. People who t hink pregnancy is just "cute" and want to get pregnant because "omg it's so great and you look so sexy and the kid will always love you and i'm not really thinking this through I'm just a stupid 19 year old with no income no steady significant other and no actual life experience really Don't need to get married. I'd have told her that as well.
Along with the fact that you poop on the delivery table, you usually throw up while trying to push that 8 pound watermelon out of your coochie and if you end up like me, the doctor has to cut your coochie open and you end up with tears from your cooch to your rumpus both outside AND in, which means you end up being stitched together like a plush doll down below, on pain killers, AND laxitives because a hard shit could push THROUGH YOUR ANUS AND INTO YOUR VAGINA IF YOU ARENT CAREFUL.
Along with the fact that you poop on the delivery table, you usually throw up while trying to push that 8 pound watermelon out of your coochie and if you end up like me, the doctor has to cut your coochie open and you end up with tears from your cooch to your rumpus both outside AND in, which means you end up being stitched together like a plush doll down below, on pain killers, AND laxitives because a hard shit could push THROUGH YOUR ANUS AND INTO YOUR VAGINA IF YOU ARENT CAREFUL.
I'm totally not trying to rag on you, honestly, but if you're 1. not female and 2. not a teenage female and 3. have never been either of those, you probably aren't an expert on teenage female behavior. You're an observer. You're familiar with it. But you couldn't explain it all, especially since every teenage female is different.
Well, I'm terribly sorry to burst your happiness bubble, but it is not a fun condition to be in and no unwed, nineteen year old with no education or means to support a family should be running off to have babies because they think it will be cute or sexy. It is neither.
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