
I make it a habit of typing out stories based on what I see being drawn in a stream. You can...you can go ahead and guess what was being drawn when I wrote these XD
Chaos: "Professor Pepe, I've got an issue. This girl keeps chasing me and won't leave me alone. I think she's like mentally disturbed or something. You've got a lot of experience with stalkers, so uh...what do I do?" Chaos asked the suave professor, whom sagely rubbed a set of fingers along his chin.
"Well son...you got to keep yo pimp hand strong." Said the skunk. "Next time to see the skank, raise your hand, lift it back, and teach her a lesson for being out' da damn kitchen!" The skunk preached. Chaos stared. "....wait what?!"
Chaos: "Uh...Professor Pepe I don't think." Chaos began but Pepe shook his head with a snarl. "And if the bitch has the fucking gumption, the AUDACITY to serve you some fucking papers and complain about rape charges and you know for a fact, A FACT you told that bitch to keep her mouth shut, you punt her right in the cunt Chaos. You kick her right in the baby maker!" Pepe snarled.
Chaos: Chaos slowly took a step back. "T...thank you Professor. I'll...I'll uh...I need to go now. "Said Chaos slowly backing out of the room while Pepe raved and snarled to himself.
Chaos rolled his hips slowly, shuddering at the cold sensation of the cool porcine pressing against his buttocks when he gently lowered himself onto the toilet. "Ahhh now for some quiet time." Thought the puppy quietly, and glanced up with a squeal. "ITO WHAT THE FUCK BRO!"
Ito was peeking through the bathroom window, a terrible grin stretched across his thin lips. Quietly, he scuttled into the room from the window and climbed into the corner, hissing quietly. With a wet lick of his dirty lips, a sadistic, gleam glittering off his large insect like eyes and he rubbed his fingers together softly, observing every movement the young canine made. "I...I need to...I need to uh..." Chaos whimpered. Ito licked his lips again.
"I KNOW." Said Ito, his voice pitched with arousal and tormented like the fires that burned inside of him. "I'LL WATCH." Said Ito happily. Chaos stared quietly, biting at his lower lip. "...Wrong." Said the puppy.
Chaos pointed towards the hallway, where Ito's horrific gaze turned. There in his heroic glory (And by heroic we mean entrapment) Stood Chris Hammond, who flashed Ito a warm smile. "Hello, Ito. Why don't you-" But it was too late. Ito was upon him with catlike speed, pouncing the man and splashing his cheap suit with blood. "HISSSSSSSS" Ito hissed, tearing into the man's throat rabidly while clawing violently at his chest.
"Ohmigawd!" Chaos screamed, watching in terror as Chris Hammond was murdered. I mean, shit, that guy was torn the fuck apart!
"AND YOU!" Ito turned towards Chaos, whom was trembling wildly on the toilet. "POOP FOR ME!" Screamed Ito. "I'm pooping! I'm pooping!" Chaos sobbed.
(There's art for this...but you really don't wanna see it XD )
Chaos: "Professor Pepe, I've got an issue. This girl keeps chasing me and won't leave me alone. I think she's like mentally disturbed or something. You've got a lot of experience with stalkers, so uh...what do I do?" Chaos asked the suave professor, whom sagely rubbed a set of fingers along his chin.
"Well son...you got to keep yo pimp hand strong." Said the skunk. "Next time to see the skank, raise your hand, lift it back, and teach her a lesson for being out' da damn kitchen!" The skunk preached. Chaos stared. "....wait what?!"
Chaos: "Uh...Professor Pepe I don't think." Chaos began but Pepe shook his head with a snarl. "And if the bitch has the fucking gumption, the AUDACITY to serve you some fucking papers and complain about rape charges and you know for a fact, A FACT you told that bitch to keep her mouth shut, you punt her right in the cunt Chaos. You kick her right in the baby maker!" Pepe snarled.
Chaos: Chaos slowly took a step back. "T...thank you Professor. I'll...I'll uh...I need to go now. "Said Chaos slowly backing out of the room while Pepe raved and snarled to himself.
Chaos rolled his hips slowly, shuddering at the cold sensation of the cool porcine pressing against his buttocks when he gently lowered himself onto the toilet. "Ahhh now for some quiet time." Thought the puppy quietly, and glanced up with a squeal. "ITO WHAT THE FUCK BRO!"
Ito was peeking through the bathroom window, a terrible grin stretched across his thin lips. Quietly, he scuttled into the room from the window and climbed into the corner, hissing quietly. With a wet lick of his dirty lips, a sadistic, gleam glittering off his large insect like eyes and he rubbed his fingers together softly, observing every movement the young canine made. "I...I need to...I need to uh..." Chaos whimpered. Ito licked his lips again.
"I KNOW." Said Ito, his voice pitched with arousal and tormented like the fires that burned inside of him. "I'LL WATCH." Said Ito happily. Chaos stared quietly, biting at his lower lip. "...Wrong." Said the puppy.
Chaos pointed towards the hallway, where Ito's horrific gaze turned. There in his heroic glory (And by heroic we mean entrapment) Stood Chris Hammond, who flashed Ito a warm smile. "Hello, Ito. Why don't you-" But it was too late. Ito was upon him with catlike speed, pouncing the man and splashing his cheap suit with blood. "HISSSSSSSS" Ito hissed, tearing into the man's throat rabidly while clawing violently at his chest.
"Ohmigawd!" Chaos screamed, watching in terror as Chris Hammond was murdered. I mean, shit, that guy was torn the fuck apart!
"AND YOU!" Ito turned towards Chaos, whom was trembling wildly on the toilet. "POOP FOR ME!" Screamed Ito. "I'm pooping! I'm pooping!" Chaos sobbed.
(There's art for this...but you really don't wanna see it XD )
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